Moby Dick is complete trash.

Let's play that game where you get reminded that some star athletes played in some cities and you totally forgot about it and say "oh, yeah, right, I forgot about that."

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

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Not great, not bad. www.maptap.gg April 29 93🏆 98🔥 95🏅 89🎉 87🎓 Final score: 909

armed, grown men stalking daycares and we’re supposed go about our day like that’s ok

I'm fascinated by this video. I don't understand why he's doing it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc20...

important to realize that even their audience isn't buying this stuff

If some voters really believe that the Iran war started by Trump isn’t directly responsible for high fuel prices, then there’s nothing more to be said, and we are truly fucked.

Republicans' Trump ballroom obsession has gotten very, very weird. Gas prices are north of $4 a gallon, food costs are still high and farmers are going bankrupt. And Republicans are doing a full-court press on a freakin’ ballroom? Are you kidding me? www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Any suggestions for how to fix this? It was game issued to avs legend Jesn-Luc Foudy and I don't want to have them fall off. Surprisingly, Fanatics cheaper out here....

Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying “if they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.” Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the ‘blow that shit up’ button will pay for cleanup.

I switched from the national broadcast to the Avs yesterday when in the 2nd period, an Av laid out a guy at the blue line and they couldn't stop talking about the Kings long enough to acknowledge the hit.

This is a good read.

It's an understudied element of our media environment that Republicans can insult Democrats in any way they see fit, regardless of propriety or truth value, without repercussion, but Dems are consistently forced to use measured tones to describe Republicans no matter how outrageous their actions.

Yeah this is not a good sign. When rational people decide they have to take the law into their own hands because they cannot trust those in power to wield it appropriately, you don’t really have a functioning society anymore.

The sad reality is most people just don’t care whether that half-assed “attempted shooting” was staged or real. Trump lies constantly about everything. He attacks anything he dislikes as “fake news.” His administration can’t be trusted on anything. Trump brought this credibility collapse on himself.

the party of "a whole civilization will die tonight" fake-rending their garments over violent rhetoric is funnier than the entire history of saturday night live

What a boss

Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, DC or Ghibli Harder mode: has to have been released in the last 10 years

All the usual stooges immediately burp the same off-topic, coordinated message. This just happened, thus daddy should get whatever he wants & any related disputes are void cuz this thing happened. How many sequels of the same dumb movie must be released before e’ryone recognizes, rejects the script?

Using a pregnant woman as a human shield AND copping a feel at the same time. This man is going to turbo hell

okay so she apparently does this every six months or so

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

Now they know. youtube.com/shorts/Tp6Us...

I actually root for bad things to happen to nazis.

Crazy how Canada's capital also featured an incompetent shooter tonight

Trump faking a shooting to avoid a dinner...how expected.

If Trump keeps faking all these shootings one of them is going to get him by accident.

Im liking how thr DAL/MIN series is going, a little more attrition would be nice.

I genuinely think some people do not want to look this in the eye/think about it because it is so awful. We wrote what I thought was a pretty eye-opening story about all this and I was surprised by the lack of engagement tbh

His indictment by the next Justice Department that is not in open rebellion against the Constitution should be an objective within the first 100 days. Charge him for DOGE's crimes and the famines he induced which violated international treaties that are domestic law in the United States.

18.75% of the way there.

The Vatican's polling numbers in the key demographic of "people who fundamentally reject their ecclesiastical authority" are absolutely tanking right now. Because of woke.

Unlike the Democratic leadership in Congress, which still suffers under the delusion that there's a rump of good Republicans who are better than this and really want to forge bipartisan solutions to get back to normal, former GOP allies like Bill Kristol know that it's time for major changes.

I really want a senator, rather than explaining the math, to just say "We all know what's going on here, Mr. Secretary. Trump said a moronic thing and now everyone in the administration, including you, has to pretend it's real. You know it isn't real. But you can't say that because you're a coward."

Republicans genuinely didn't think Democrats would ever fight back in kind and it's hilarious to see them panic at the thought of them actually taking on Trump by his own rules.

As part of the restoration of the rule of law, every lawyer in the Trump admin who touched this file needs to go to jail. Sanctions and disbarment are what you do for private abuses of the legal system. Abusing the government power of criminal indictment is another matter, and they keep doing it.

after that delay the odds of me making it through the game dropped dramatically. I'd be hammering the in game under on me on draftkings.

Avs are trying to kill me.

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

Why didn't the Avs get their normal 7pm start? Vegas is the late start.

Dunked on this yesterday but in reality the first order of business needs to be punishment. I'm not kidding. We can't start fixing anything until we punish, and punish hard, the people who put us here. That needs to be done to send a message. And if we don't punish, nothing else will matter.

this is the only reason I go to twitter, just to report assholes.

The Arc de Triomphe was commissioned to honor Napoleon in 1806. By the time construction had really begun in earnest, Napoleon had suffered a disastrous military defeat and had been forced into exile.

i can only assume @quantian.bsky.social is too much of a coward to post this here on bsky so i will do it for him bsky.app/profile/ayou...

Trump take egg