Can we please help this writer and these cats?

Just ordered some yummy sounding samples! 🫖

Sandwich guy is acquitted and I need you to understand how long I’m going to laugh about this.

Of all the ridiculous Victorian concepts to make a comeback, phrenology was pretty low odds.

No, stop. I can’t. 🥪

“The Oval Offal.”

I am LIVID not to be on this jury.

We know exactly why they have to label everything.

If you need to see a woman over 50 being ferocious and luminous and badass, please do not miss Emma Thompson in Down Cemetery Road on Apple+.

😂 NY, you did good.

Polls closed FIVE MINUTES before this post. 😲

Aaaaaand my rep in the state house of delegates just lost her seat because it flipped blue!!

I love this show more than I can say.

I love this for us! 🤗

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT!!!!! Let’s goooooooo, Abigail!

It literally was.

Perfect. No notes.

Not being able to reply from the main timeline is PANTS.

I was going to attend the ball of ghosts and witches, A delegation would appear there in masks and wigs, And dance, unrecognized, in the chorus of the living. Czeslaw Milosz, All Hallow's Eve #everynightapoem

And if she’s a good Chr*stian woman? Well, praise Jesus and pass the Jordan almonds, we’re getting hitched!

Oooh, y’all. I just caught up with the whole “hope my wife embraces Chr*stianity” stuff and I speak Evangelical. We are MOMENTS away from a statement that starts, “God has laid it on my heart…” IYKYK

Best way to spend Halloween? Eating my body weight in tangerine jelly beans and watching the lush Crimson Peak by @realgdt.bsky.social (But I have to watch the ghost parts by peeping through my fingers.) 👻

Flawless. I adore Mary Blair’s work.

Ichabod was trash. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Quelle dommage.

Allegedly one of the Louvre robbers. The comment is perfection.

So much.

Could we not. Could we just not let our infectious and aggressive monkeys loose.

Seattle folks, heads up! (Sidebar: this is a great place to order holiday gifts from. Their advent calendar is FAB.)

The gap between the salutation and paragraph is sociopathic.

My very first cultural memory, from a Saturday afternoon Screaming Meemies feature when I was 5:

Good thread

Same. Is this not how college is done anymore?

I totally buy this.

You could auction off swings of the sledgehammer and retire the national debt.

A great many of the (wonderful) stories about Ireland's (wonderful) UBI plan for artists tend to bury if not duck completely the hard cold fact that it was funded largely by Google's billion-euro settlement of tax-evasion charges. TAX BILLIONAIRES RUN THEM DOWN LOOT THEM IT WORKS

It sounds crazy but I promise you: if you just put your phone aside and read for half an hour each night before bed, it will change your life.

Every time this circulates someone shrieks and I love the response.

These are my emotional support tabs. Please be kind.

The 2011 BBC show 'Romancing the stone' showed a reconstruction of what historians thought Wells Cathedral in England may have looked like before the late 14th century based on tiny fragments of paint that survived the horrific "scrape" of the Victorian era. I made a gif:

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

😂

Alllll of this. Every book I write changes me, tests me, improves me. I LIKE being pushed and finding out I can do something I never imagined I could. It’s powerful, joyful stuff.

This is how you know I wasn’t involved. I’d have snatched the Regent first. 💎

I was with y’all the whole time. You remember? We went out for pancakes and bowling and I was 100% not wearing a black catsuit and suction cups.

Walker is one of those artists whose work just punches you in the intestines. In a good way.

So many thriller writers suddenly looking for a new villain.