And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, last night dreamt he went to Manderley.

It’s a testament to this artist that I legit thought this was a real dog for an embarrassing length of time.

Put. It. Back.

Rick Steves has Mr. Rogers energy. He’s just a quality human.

Lord, protect me from ever feeling Christopher Anderson’s righteous and terrible wrath. Amen.

Bertha is the embodiment of “and I’d do it again.”

My editor would never permit this.

I read an IG post today that made reference to “direct descendants” and the number of folks in the comments who simply did not understand the concept was breathtaking. Also, there are people who think “ancestors” and “descendants” are interchangeable and I just need to sit with that.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

Time for the annual rewatch of Spirited during which we eat the Chili of Positive Outcome. Octavia Spencer’s solo gives me chills every time.

Look, I just saw something called Joan Crawford’s Bologna Mousse and I am GOING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW.

I love this time of year because my IG feed is 90% ballerinas wrecking their pointe shoes and ma’am I appreciate your crafting skills

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I have a brand.

Well, I guess somebody won’t be earning out.

I will not permit myself to believe in Pushing Daisies season 3 until it appears but…

Tiny reindeer from a map of Norway in vol.1 of Joan Blaeu's 11 volume Atlas Major, 1662 #Christmas #Maps

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Our planet is deeply weird.

Co-signed.

The ball in Ever After

Really, Pantone? Read the room.

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Periodic reminder that if our first interaction is you being rude or weird or making a snarky remark, I’m just going to quietly block and go on about my business because I don’t know you and I don’t have to.

Just had to pay a tariff of $138 on a $199 purchase. This is super!

Went to the comments to make sure someone posted “Enthusiasms” and THEY DID.

Had a joke about Jezebel but the dog ate it.

Yes! Loved up sexy married couples used to be a thing.

Hart To Hart knew.

This thread is a GIFT.

Wait, is it true that ghosts say “boo” because it’s Latin for “hey, I’m being alarming right now”? 👻

Not only are hand fans superb for hot flashes, you can snap them closed in irritation at people and they flinch.

😭

You know what? Good luck to folks.

Exactly this.

Growing up my friend lived on the same street as Wozniak and on Halloween he gave out full bars and we stanned for him then and we stan for him now. Silicon Valley picked the wrong Steve to lionize.

Also, if you could apply a gentle electric shock to the seat of anyone attempting to use their phone, that would be great.

The last page of Claudia Winkleman’s book. 10/10

I’m a menopausal Gemini and both of me are ready

BRB. Gonna go tell my mom she has a 2,984-week-old.

Perfection

Biology professor whose anatomy exam was solely labeling every part of a larger than life size picture of female genitalia. The graded exams, all 200, were posted along the hall to his office—the hall you HAD to walk to get to his office.

I would too, TBH

Stunning!

Super enjoying the $28 bill I just got from UPS to pay the tariff on a $35 mug that arrived from Canada six weeks ago.

Dear god. The eternal question. Look, all of my books have romantic elements. I will NEVER claim to write romance because there’s never a proper HEA. Period. If you lift the romance out, you still have a working mystery. Take out the mystery, you do NOT have a full, satisfying romance.

ACHIEVED.

Enchanting.

Also, y’all are familiar with the Paul Rudd version from Lincoln Center, yes?