SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”

sandwich guy!!!

Sandwich man leaving court

sandwich guy acquited, vindicated and on a roll

Real ones also know that the AI industry is already basically getting bailed out (because they’re exempt from the tariffs the rest of us have to pay) www.apricitas.io/p/the-tariff...

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Genuinely lost control at the "so many meetings about birds" point

oh no. anyway. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

I mean, when I first heard about the Line my first thought was "that's the dumbest idea ever" and also "was this inspired by a line of cocaine or...." so no surprise

If your DINO centrist democrat wants to cave and allow our fascist overlords to steal healthcare, Y'all know what to do. Blow up their telephones and give them hell. Jeanne Shaheen: 202-224-2841 Gary Peters: 202-224-6221 Don't email them. Call them.

“RIP to every dictator with a vanity megaproject pipe dream before me but I’m different [he was not different]”

Word on the Hill: Gary Peters, Jeanne Shaheen, and other centrist Democrats want to end the shutdown. Every poll shows Republicans are losing this fight. Secure the ACA subsidies. We do not capitulate to a fascist tyrant and especially not when we’re winning you morons. Blow up their fucking phones.

Tbc, the reporting is that the “deal” had been taking shape before the elections, and most senate Democrats are not behind it, and several senators including Sanders, Blumenthal, and Murphy are attacking it publicly The most expedient way to close the door would be for Schumer to take a stand

Only 7 or 8 senate Dems caving would be enough Schumer needs to slam the door on this, and if any of Senators Peters, Shaheen, Hassan, Fetterman, Cortez-Masto, King, Ossoff, Kelly, Welch, Baldwin, Rosen, or Slotkin are your Senator, call and say ‘no’ to selling out thehill.com/homenews/sen...

the brandonification.....

Well, I’m sure looking to pre-book a government bailout will definitely help

remember "5000 troops to Colombia' or whatever it was he wrote on a notepad

hey anyone else think about this foreshadowing all the time

The War of the Eight Princes. The Upheaval of the Five Barbarians. These are the trials awaiting Zohran Kwame Mamdani.

Asks, “Would a man genuinely injured, genuinely offended by having a sandwich thrown at him proudly, happily, joyfully” keep a plush sandwich on his shelf and a “Felony Footlong” patch on — yes! — his lunchbox?

“A sandwich that Lairmore testified he somehow felt through his ballistic armor on his chest, armor that is specifically made strong enough so that it stops a bullet from piercing a soldier’s heart.”

Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

Per a polling memo sent to donor’s after last night’s wins, the Senate Democrats main Super-PAC it is expanding it’s focus to more aggressively target Texas, Iowa, Ohio, and Alaska. We are fucking back

Mr. President, my NVIDIA shares are a matter of national security. Pump them NOW.

What an incredible coincidence that all of these conversations are happening at the same time bsky.app/profile/utop...

we're here to talk seriously about abundance because of it's importance to the project of liberal democracy and its future! AI! Green tech! upzoning! "First time caller, big fan! how does this work with a government that seems to be anti-democracy?" did you guys hear something? anyway, AGI!

based on screenshots that friends keep sending me, a very funny meme that keeps happening with a bunch of abundance guys on the other website is how many of them will simply not reply to anyone who asks them whether or not the current government is, you know, not actually committed to democracy

This is clearly already the implication and, wouldn’t you guess it, there’s already a bunch of quislings in DC, largely funded by SV money, who have been rubbing shoulders with DC republicans for the last 2 years to basically pitch this argument on the basis of democratic freedom and innovation.

ok i've been busy and jetlagged so i had no idea about nancy mace having a complete mental breakdown over the Charleston airport over the past 5 days but wow. at what point are they gonna ask for a psychiatric hold on her? when she outright assaults someone?

*sips tea* virginiamercury.com/2025/11/05/d...

i don't think its expressed enough that we don't really have *a* government anymore. nationally policy is being directed and created by like roughly half a dozen factions (and maybe like 50 to 100 total individuals) on a totally incomprehensible and erratic basis

“Don’t get on your Ezra Klein nonsense. Don’t let Ezra Klein analyze what happened here” Yup.

Bowman needs to run for Schumer's seat

lmaoooooooo

Marx, Engels, and Lenin, famous political philosophers of the Byzantine Empire

They’re calling it the wolfiest wolf who ever wolved, folks. And the boy, he cries wolf, but nobody comes. Big strong men come to me with tears in their eyes and say “Mister Trump, your last three wolves were chihuahuas.”

donald the dove, btw

Does trump want to invade Venezuela is the wrong question, will trump have the energy to stop his underlings from invading Venezuela even though he couldn't give shit? That is the question

Once again banging the drum. Theres no chain of command, the top guy is dimentia grandpa, anything could happen

New Jersey gubernatorial exit polls. Asian vote beating the allegations!! New Jersey Asians redeemed!!

I just hate how there's no way of knowing. Not because they're leak prone, but because they're all insane

You have to listen to this

Evergreen

Media sneering about "anti-Trump" politics reflects a deeper inability to acknowledge that he's really unpopular. To some journos, "anti-Trump" codes as "delusional Resistance doesn't grasp Trump's mystical connection w/Real American People." h/t @jamellebouie.net newrepublic.com/article/2027...