perhaps i just don't keep up with baseball

with the flashback to ponce's injury starting in a similar way and all the bad luck so far i'm sort of glad cease is "only" gonna miss 3 starts

a series sweep would be a nice feather in the cap for the bluejays rn but with offense still being quite shaky i am still quite nervous

im excited for orioles vs. bluejays series later this month. stoppable force vs movable object.

we tied the series against the yankees which to me was the expected outcome so i'm fairly happy with how it turned out. 2 very close games that could have been a cool sweep but the yankees also had a really good offense too that just barely edged us out.

It's always fun to poke fun at Aaron Judge when he blunders but i can't find it in me to hate the guy, all accounts of him say he's like one of the nicest dudes to play in mlb. Also i think his uncle made king of the hill or something

all in all the bluejays game was exciting, nice to see the bats awake to fight the yankees. bullpen was taxed and corbin couldn't hack it so hopefully we can tie the series.

@volty.bsky.social how's the weather down there BUTTHEAD

this shit's too funny bruh so awesome his only win in life is that he gets to garnish wages of an actually mentally ill black guy

going to a game in a white sox or blue jays merch to see how many people try to come up to talk to me with english > japanese translated phrases on their phones

there's no way people are crying about how consolidating gcd combos in ff14 in the upcoming expansion is bad like have you ever tried GNB on Shadowbringer release bro i had to make a whole new hotbar cluster for it

ohtani, murakami, okamoto are the 3 yugioh egyptian god cards of japanese hitters in mlb rn

thought i'd hate pictomancer so never picked it up after getting the job but turns out it's pretty fun!

hoffman almost got an immaculate inning as relief pitcher i knew to keep believing in him. however season is just getting started so we'll keep seeing if the process continues to work

perhaps i don't keep up with the bluejays until june and focus on ffxiv... yes... my mental...

in light of shadowbringers being free to play it's time to share this youtu.be/-eti5Ybe5-E?...

i gotta stop reading chat. i need to lock in and learn french. i need to be moving to montreal.

just gonna say if i ever become a successful podcaster making 50 billion dollars a month i will never go to stupid shit like coachella or buy private land and house in the caribbean islands.

coming back to ff14 and looking at online discourse i forgot how bad and stupid a lot of the takes are, like that fflogs/parsing is bad or that u should just skip to the current expansion if u want, even saw one that said ogcd heals shouldn't exist. very very awesome brains

quick filter post: i didn't vote for kamala. i didn't vote for biden. i sure as hell didn't vote for hillary.

wow excellent journalism man do you think john wilkes booth liked lincoln when he shot him in the back of the head?

what boggles my mind still with baseball is that pros just know what a good and bad pitch is and they calculate all that shit while the ball is going well over reckless driving speeds, knowing which ones are good to swing at and all that

i want hoffman to get his redemption run this season and postseason. he is in the shits rn and basically everyone rightfully wants to shoot him but i can't really bring myself to that.

i thought about doing the dundalk stav bit every bluejays loss but i do not have it in me to immediately switch to doing bits after 5 minutes of melancholic silence and i am too old to be doing the toronto accent and lingo

JDPON starts with maligning every white people into offensive and negative stereotypes. treat every one of them as liars who only keep to their own kind, use orientalist and 20th century poli-sci terms right back at them.

one issue i have with FF14's expansions is that by DT you see the formula in terms of map and quest progression. i wish they took more variability and risks but i understand that they can't really afford to do so. at least the MSQ aspect is enjoyable enough

started ff14 back up and i'm at the point in dawntrail where Shit Gets Real

great victory for JDPON don

americans on twitter/bsky saying people die in revolutions

AVGN is 20 years old

titjob from mr. noem>>>>>>

real No Kings Protest has never been tried

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Ernie took a haircut to his contract just so he can be with the jays for longer. it's so awesome that he just loves baseball bsky.social www.theplayerstribune.com/ernie-clemen...

basically all of my friends want me dead.

a hug and kiss from a beautiful woman would fix me for a while

chainsawman ended and all the illiterate people are spinning around shitting their pants crying. thank you mister fujimoto

AI slop fascinates me. Not on a technical or artistic level, but on the prompts and people typing those prompts into the programs. I want to know how they live their lives and how they think. How they react once their desires prompts have manifested.

the call now is that are the american umps who will rig it for italy do it because their names end in a vowel so they think they're full blooded sicilians, or do it knowing usa vs. italy will be a easier game. there are two right answers.

never really cared for it in the first place and only went to church for my youth group friends but when trump shut down DACA in 2017 my pastor at potluck went over to me and said sorry for voting for him and that he didn't know it would happen. never wanted to feed someone their teeth until then.

firing noem means we will never see her scream about how gas prices have never been lower in a congressional hearing about why ICE shot a white toddler in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun during an arrest of a vietnamese woman

watching game of thrones for the first time with friends and while i love my friends, i believe that the game of thrones property makes every fan of it insufferably annoying without prejudice to a degree where not watching it by yourself actively harms the experience.

finished re9. can't wait for NG+ runs

i need to play re9 but i don't get off work until like 10pm tonight fuck my chud life

re9 is so much fun and such an incredible execution of everything a resident evil enjoyer could ask for. only complaint is that some segments i just know are gonna be a chore to speedrun through in subsequent runs that you can't skip.

“‘The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)

reviewing a new doom game and the first paragraph is about the columbine massacre

i don't care about game of thrones as an IP but the funniest outcome would be if GRRM gave up and just ends the series like how the show ended so i hope that's what happens