Losing your dad in the city is one thing…being 40 feet tall while doing it is another. #CalvinandHobbes #UrbanAdventures

If you suddenly started growing bigger every minute, what’s the first thing you’d do? #CalvinandHobbes #GrowingPains

When your day’s been so weird you just quietly accept it. #CalvinandHobbes #StrangeDays

Gravity’s back to normal… but something tells me math still isn’t. #CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkStruggles

Explaining reversed gravity to your mom never goes as planned. #CalvinandHobbes #DefyingGravity

Sometimes surviving the day is the homework. #CalvinandHobbes #ParentLogic

Definitely how my day has been going… #CalvinandHobbes #RoughDay

Even when the plan makes sense in theory, the furniture still wins. #CalvinandHobbes #CrashLanding

Wouldn’t roller skating be way more fun if the ceiling was the floor? #CalvinandHobbes #GravityGames

Dinner is going to be interesting when the plate has to be held upside down. #CalvinandHobbes #CeilingLiving

How do you do homework when the ceiling becomes the floor? #CalvinandHobbes #ReverseGravity

If gravity randomly flipped, would you still try to go to school? #CalvinandHobbes #UpsideDownLogic

Homework hits differently when gravity sends you flying. #CalvinandHobbes #DeskDiving

Trying to summon snow with sheer determination and a sled. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowDemons

Nothing wakes you up faster than a tiger with “lightning quick reflexes.” #CalvinandHobbes #StartledIntoTomorrow

Some people search for the meaning of life. Others decide it’s just “tiger food.” #CalvinandHobbes #ExistentialBedtime

Calvin doesn’t dress wrong…the world just fails to appreciate his creativity. #CalvinandHobbes #FashionRebel

If aliens really are out there, are they avoiding us on purpose? #CalvinandHobbes #ExistentialThoughts

Calling your dad at work because you forgot basic math is a bold move. #CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic

Lunchroom roulette: sometimes you win, sometimes you get beany-wienies. #CalvinandHobbes #SchoolLunch

If the entire history of the world led to you, does that make you important or just extremely lucky? #CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts

Calvin may not have researched bats, but at least his binder got an A in effort. #CalvinandHobbes #Priorities

Why do teachers always care more about accuracy than dramatic storytelling? #CalvinandHobbes #SchoolStruggles

If you can’t impress them with facts, dazzle them with presentation. #CalvinandHobbes #ClearPlasticBinder

Nothing says confidence like turning in a report you spent 15 minutes on. #CalvinandHobbes #StudentLogic

Trying to make something look professional instead of actually doing the work is a skill, right? #CalvinandHobbes #BinderPower

Bats are “bugs,” homework is impossible, and patience does not exist. Calvin reasoning at its finest. #CalvinandHobbes #SchoolProblems

Calvin’s logic: if the world was once black and white, of course paintings were too. Makes sense… sort of. #CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic

Why research something when you can outsource the learning to someone smarter? #CalvinandHobbes #LifeHacks

Assign a school report? Calvin instantly questions the entire education system. #CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkStruggle

When subtle hints don’t work, Calvin upgrades to full-contact communication. #CalvinandHobbes #PayAttention

Some friendships are built on games no one else would willingly play. #CalvinandHobbes #GrossOutChamp

The danger of plotting a surprise attack: sometimes the furniture works against you. #CalvinandHobbes #SneakFail

When reality doesn’t buy your story, blame the parallel universe version of yourself. #CalvinandHobbes #EvilTwin

Calvin’s bedtime thoughts are always bigger than the universe he’s supposed to be sleeping in. #CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts

Nothing keeps you awake like overthinking how tired you already are. #CalvinandHobbes #SleeplessNight

Nice try 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤣 #CalvinandHobbes

Everyone knew at least 1 person that was getting paid for good grades… never me though 😂 #CalvinandHobbes

He’s got a point…🤣 #CalvinandHobbes

Hobbes insists he doesn’t purr… he just growls friendly-like. #CalvinandHobbes #CatLogic #CozyMoments

Calvin discovers cold weather science the hard way…by freezing half to death. #CalvinandHobbes #WinterProblems #KidLogic

Every jack-o’-lantern deserves a dramatic backstory…and a little surgery. #CalvinandHobbes #PumpkinCarving #Halloween

🎃✨ Calvin & Hobbes Pumpkin Challenge! ✨🎃 It’s spooky season and we want to see your Calvin & Hobbes-inspired pumpkin creations! 🐯👦 Whether you carve, etch, or paint, share your masterpieces with us by replying below or tagging us so we can feature our favorites! 🕯️ #PumpkinCarving #Halloween

Calvin skipped the costume and went straight for existential dread. Now that’s scary. #CalvinandHobbes #TrickOrTreat #SpookyThoughts #Halloween

Calvin’s onion costume may stink, but it’s tear-rific! #CalvinandHobbes #DIYCostume #Halloween

Dad’s Halloween spirit: 0 % costume, 100 % ambush. #CalvinandHobbes #HalloweenHumor

Wishing everyone a frightfully fun Halloween from Calvin & Hobbes! Stay spooky out there. 🎃 #CalvinandHobbes #HappyHalloween #SpookySeason

When your best friend’s love language is a full-speed body slam. #CalvinandHobbes #FriendshipGoals #TigerTackle

Calvin’s logic: if Stupendous Man did the work, it still counts… right? #CalvinandHobbes #CreativeExcuses #BigTrouble

The struggle is real when your cape zipper exposes your secret identity. #CalvinandHobbes #SuperheroFails #RelatableKidMoments