Chelsea appear to have gone all Spursy 🤣

Not impressed that #Arsenal haven't sent an email message to women's season ticket holders to notify us of the #UWCL early bird sale. It only appears to have been announced on X 🤮 or via a calendar update 🙄 But at least this time I've managed to get my men's season ticket seat before it sold.

"Two teams that despise each other" 🤣 Arsenal context: Graham Rix used to be Fareham's manager and was once given a red card for fighting on the touchline during a Boro v Fareham game. youtu.be/6YhHiMaxATw?...

I guess Liam wasn't told about Chelsea's track record! www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Oh thanks. @teamgbofficial.bsky.social curling really turning the knife. I've never bought a National Lottery ticket, so yeah, call me a freeloader! 😁

Whilst obviously there were other games on tonight, Gosport Borough beat Fareham Town 3-1 in the Portsmouth Senior Cup. 😘 Can you hear me Suella Braverman? Er, that's it because there is no-one else famous from Fareham. Your boys took one hell of a beating! 🤣

A twofer for Russo 🥰 #UWCL #ARSOHL

Captain Little is on! 🥰 "Should they build a statue to her Gilly?" Damn right they should!!! #UWCL #ARSOHL

I'm shocked, shocked I tells ya, to find out that a man who hosted a show on Russia Today is a bit of a shit.

🤣 Gilly Flaherty mentions being booed at Meadow Park. Commentator: "They were obviously booing you because you went off to Chelsea. I'd have booed you too." All forgiven now though 😉 #UWCL #ARSOHL

Curses. Was going to watch some more live Olympics but BBC are doing another Mixed Snowboard Cross feature 🤣

Lizzy has lost it again! 🥰 #BBCOlympics

Yay! Owen goal has been a little off the pace recently. So pleased for him. #Arsenal #FACup #ARSWIG

Damn. The Ben Sherman @teamgbofficial.bsky.social hat and scarf sets have sold out. I snoozed. I lost 🤣

Wonder what the venn diagram of complaints the BBC are not showing "particular winter sport I like" with "Abolish the BBC" is 🤔 Some of their editorial decisions have been odd but if I wanted personalised I'd have subscribed to Discovery+. Oh, I did 🤣 Still spent 90% of my time watching the Beeb 😉

Curses. I have been forced to choose. I'll be watching the men's halfpipe because I can at least watch heat 4 in the skeleton.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe unveils plans for Manchester United's expansion of Old Trafford.

"I am sorry that my choice of language has offended some people in the UK and Europe..." So not an apology then 🙄 Jim Ratcliffe is a total shitweasel. As if you didn't need more reason to dislike Manchester United.

I think I'll be safe from libel in the next issue if I call Jim Ratcliffe a squalid little racist. 😉

I'm quite pleased with a score of 17/24 #UWCL www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Strictly, Kaz and Arsenal Women. What's not to love!?! #ArsenalWomen #Strictly youtu.be/xgDUzJOlC2o?...

Snowboard Cross seeding is not as much fun without the mayhem of the actual races. 🤪 #WinterOlympics

"As Kate Ferdinand is discovering, living in Dubai isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be." Up there in...

Woah. That was good. Kelly to Smith GOAL! Chloe is back to fitness. #UWCL #ArsenalWomen

What do I know! There was me thinking what on earth was Foord doing on the right there 🤣 #UWCL #ArsenalWomen #OHLARS

Curses. UWCL early kick off clashes with the halfpipe qualifying. 😱

Trouble in paradise? 🤔

Today's Ed&Tims in the #BBCOlympics Men's #Freeskiing #Slopestyle final: "Here he comes. Freeskiing's Gandalf. He's a technical wizard" "It's like being hit by a sledgehammer halfway through the trick" "It's like a smorgasbord of freestyle skulduggery"

I am drinking as much beer as I normally do during a football match for the Women's Big Air 🤣 Go Mia!!! #BBCOlympics #WinterOlympics

Just me nervously pacing around the room when Mia Brookes did that jump! 😁 #BBCOlympics

"That's a Velma grab, because Velma would just grab the ghost in Scooby Doo and then it would get away." #BBCOlympics #WinterOlympics

Back to snowboarding and taking my Ed and Tim notes. 😁 #BBCOlympics #WinterOlympics

I hate early kick-offs. Had to leave this morning at 10am. I love early kick-offs home by 3.30pm 😁 #WSL #ARSMCI

😂 Two games at The Emirates within 24 hours. I'm up for this! #arssun #arsmci

Foxy has had a good half but looking forward to us sending on Holmberg to scare the shit out of City 😁 #wsl #arsmci

Most annoying thing at a football match 🤔 Bloke who thinks everyone wants to hear his inner monologue 😂

Are Arsenal waiting before putting up the 2026 panel 😉

Ooh. Those @teamgbofficial.bsky.social scarves are great. I want one!!!

Er, if Saudi Arabia have 2 competitors and one of them is the flag bearer... was that Simon Brodkin gate-crashing as their third? 😁

Scotland, er I mean #TeamGB are doing very well in the curling at the moment 😁 #WinterOlympics #BBCOlympics

I hope the BBC have the usual crew in for the snowboarding and freestyle skiing commentaries. "The finish line was like a Black Friday deal at Chipping Norton Currys." "He is literally taking a bath in a pressure cooker right now!" "The whole of the UK will be watching this jump through their eyes."

I'm hoping the rumours of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain being geared up for a role with the youth team are true. See if you can spot him here with my nephews 😉

BREAKING: Leicester City have submitted a request to Companies House to officially change their name to "Leicester Man City" to avoid further punishment for breaking league PSR rules.

Tsamina mina, eh, eh, Waka waka, eh, eh, Sixty million down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again

This is a really dumb sentence on BBC Sport about Arsenal Women. "Arsenal's historic dominance of the domestic game may have been overhauled by Chelsea, but last season they succeeded where their London rivals have fallen short to become the first English side to taste European success." Yeesh! 🙄

I need to go to bed. It's been quite a day 🤣

Time Warp! #Arsenal #ArsenalWomen

Home now. And absolutely trolleyed! Apologies to all the Arsenal fans I did the scarf twirl to on the train home 🤣

So proud of AWFC ❤️❤️❤️