Happy for the Scummer there. No. Genuinely 😉 #Lionesses

First Strictly, hopeful SPOTY, and now this. Time to vote for another Arsenal Champions League winner 😉 #Arsenal #ArsenalWomen survey.alchemer.com/s3/8591225/2...

A club and country legend. 🥲 #HampshireCC

If you want to watch our Matildas, #AUSNZL is on the Football Australia You Tube channel now (k/o 9.30am) Cately and Foord started. K-CC is on the bench.

Can't believe the BBC repeated this in their #Strictly intro. 🙄 "That dance just you got into the Champions League" - Craig Champions League winner Karen Carney as already been in the Champions League 🤣

I know it's a small gripe in the big scheme of things but it's December tomorrow but there are no Arsenal team calendars for sale from Arsenal Direct and I need a new Arsenal Women one! Don't force me to buy one from Amazon! #Arsenal

"Arsenal are level as surprise goal machine Mikel Merino..." - #BBCFootball Yeesh. Punditry really is at a low point. The ONLY surprise is when he plays up front. He's a goal scorer for Arsenal and Spain. 🙄 #Arsenal

Happy Birthday George!

Recycled jokes #57 "I see Spurs lost again." "How do you know that? We haven't seen the scores yet." "It's Saturday."

Beginning to think Craig Revel Horwood is a Spuds fan. It would explain a lot this series 😂 #Arsenal

It's that time of the week again Gooners. Karen time!!! Voting is open on #Strictly #ArsenalWomen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

F*** me! Karen Carney Nails It Again!! By the way Craig. Karen has already been in the Champions League. She's won it! #Strictly

#Lionesses mood right now 😉

****ing hell. If someone at #Arsenal is not working out a contract extension for Meado they are napping at the wheel and should be sacked. She been having great season and if they can't see that they're the ones who need to leave. #Lionesses #ArsenalWomen

Because of a scheduling clash I realise that some people may not be able to watch both the #Lionesses and the whole of #Strictly tonight. However, this is your weekly reminder that voting will be open at 8.05pm to register your vote for Champions league winner Karen Carney 😉

I prefer this one to the one the other day 😉 Kyra Cooney-Cross #TheMatildas #Arsenal www.foxsports.com.au/video/footba...

80% of the UK population was not alive the last time the Spuds won the league.

I think I might watch the MOTD: UEFA Champions League highlights again. 😁

If you haven't already, don't forget you can buy our latest issue from the fanzine sellers before the Champions League match… and if you leave via the bridge towards Arsenal tube at the bottom of the steps from Alex after the match. #ARSBAY #UCL

Okay folks, you've had fair warning. If you snooze, you lose. We've just sold the last issue of our bumper compilation #50. Only took 20 years! You can still buy the current copy (#87) from our matchday sellers or from upthearse.net/shop 😁 #Arsenal

Ah. That explains why @dominos-pizza.bsky.social have pivoted to making football posts. They know all about chickening out! 😁

Want to watch Jessie Gale's goal and assist for Pompey this weekend against #WSL opposition? #ArsenalWomen Goal at 3:14. Assist at 4:17. 🥰 youtu.be/9lil8d7kTfU?...

🤔 @adobewomensfacup.bsky.social "Following the conclusion of this weekend's second round proper ties, the draw will take place at approximately 7pm GMT." It's 19:40. Pretty please. Pompey v AFC Portchester! 😁

How much more "it's Arsenal's to lose" crap do we have to endure? It's not even December. I'm sure there are some muppets or Elon's bot farms but no-one who goes to matches believes this bollocks. We're just enjoying the ride. Usual set them up to knock them down shite. So ****ing transparent.

The public vote for SPOTY Team of the Year could have me in a quandary 🤔 Obviously my personal winner is Arsenal Women but the Lionesses will attract other clubs' fans votes and I don't want split the footie vote and let the bloody Ryder Cup team win it. And we do have 6 Lionesses players 😁

Okay. This is from our previous issue but it still appears to be topical 🤣 #Arsenal #NLD #ARSTOT

Eze Good Eze Good He's Eberechi Good

It's going to be a long walk back to Middlesex for the Spuds fans. #NLD #ARSTOT

We go over live to our pitch side reporter… #NLD #ARSTOT

Clinton Morrison clutching at straws on BBC Sport here. 🤣 #ARSTOT #NLD #BBCFOOTBALL

I know we're all distracted by the NLD today but Jessie Gale has just scored another goal for Pompey, this time against West Ham in the Subway Cup. She's having an astonishing loan spell on the south coast. That's her 4th goal this season. #ArsenalWomen #PompeyWomen #SubwayCup

Okay Gooners. It's time to vote for Champions League winner Karen Carney on Strictly. Don't feel embarrassed. She was fab-u-lous! #Arsenal #Strictly www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

Deserved audience boos for Craig there 🤣 #Strictly

It looks like there is an audience vote which carries over, so Gooners you know what you have to do! Champions League winner Karen Carney just smashed it! #Arsenal #Strictly

Okay folks. La Voix has withdrawn so there will be no audience vote this week. #TeamCarney can have a relaxing evening 😉

Scousers at it again 🤣

Just checking. With no Arsenal player in the shortlist, we're all voting for Freya aren't we? 😁 www.wslfootball.com/bwsl-potm-no...

Much as I didn't want that to be a goal, it wasn't offside if benefit of the doubt to the attacker is the rule. A frame rate of 60hz for a moving person is a difference of 5cm. #CHEBAR #UWCL

Oh great. Disney+ has done it again to me. Feed has cut out. Last time it came back we'd conceded 2 goals 😡

I like Leanne as a pundit but she didn't call it correctly in the first 10 minutes of the second half. Arsenal were playing perfectly well. I think she let the then score affect her punditry rather than what was going on on the pitch. #ARSRMA #UWCL

That was an absolutely top-notch tackle from L-WM. 😘 #UCL #ARSRMA

Yes, I have just FFWD through the Birmingham v Pompey match on You Tube to watch Jessie Gale's goal. "It's a brilliant finish from the youngster Jessie Gale". That's three goals in three games from her. 🥰 #ArsenalWomen #JessieGale

Well played Gooners. We can do this. Let's get Champions League winner Karen through to the final of #Strictly She's the best non-ringer left in the competition.

Oi. Caldentey. Pull yer socks up. Literally! 😁 #TOTARS #WSL

So… Leah and Kim know the result of #Strictly.

F*** me are the judges all Spuds fans? Every bloody week they look to nit pick with Karen. That was fantastic. #strictly

Catching up on Strictly. Kim is in the room 🥰

Woo hoo. Woo hoo. We are the Arsenal boys. Woo hoo. Woo hoo. We are the Arsenal boys. And if you want an England win select us or you'll sigh. We all follow The Arsenal. #ENGSRB #ARSENAL

Eze good. Eze good. Eze's very good! #ENGSER #ARSENAL

BREAKING: The Orange Turd has given the Spuds owning crook a pardon. I don't think it affects his status as unfit to run a club but if you believe in the Lewis Family Trust actually runs them I'd like to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...