Le Tissier goes full nutter. Well I say goes full nutter but the anti-vaxxer Kremlin stooge has been that way for quite some time. I'm beginning to feel sorry for the Scummers having to put up with him 🤣

Malheureusement mais en y va! #Arsenal

This team is trying to kill me. It's the only explanation! #MCIARS #PL

Poor 2nd half but 3 points so I'm not going to moan about it. #Lionesses #ISLENG

Still amazed that so many teams still haven't got to grips with a basic "keep the ball and pass to a player wearing the same colour shirt." 🤣

Blackstenius scored Sweden's winner.

Wow. What a goal from Russo. Well played Hemp too. #Lionesses #ISLENG

Ooh. #SCOENG is an absolute mullering! #WomensSixNations #Rugby

#Lionesses U-23s Laila Harbert and Jessie Gale came on as subs. Vivienne Lia was on the bench. #ArsenalWomen www.englandfootball.com/articles/202...

Come on Arsenal Women fans, we can boost this for her. #WOSO #ArsenalWomen www.gofundme.com/f/fern-orcha...

As the cricket season has started, it would be rude of me to not to order an official Hampshire County Cricket Club shirt! #COYH @hampshirecricket.bsky.social

Thank **** for that! #UCL

Our girl is on. Squeee! 😁

Ridiculous free kick from the ref there. 🙄 #Lionesses #ENGESP

I've run out of beer! 😱 #Lionesses #ENGESP

Stanway playing well 😁 #Lionesses #Arsenal

Probably just me but I feel Lotte should have had a lot more caps by now. #Lionesses #ENGESP

UTA Poetry Corner:

Really impressed by Bournemouth. Moving the ball fast. Passes finding their own players and chasing down loose balls. Exactly what we should be doing 🙄 #ARSBOU

I’m not planning to bring my dinner but I am pre-loading beers on the train 😂 #arsbou

Ah sod it. Club level for the UWCL semi final it is! 😁

30 minute queue for UWCL tickets!

Once again to find out about Arsenal Women ticket sales first you have to have an account on the Nazi platform. 🙄

Tsamina mina, eh, eh Waka waka, eh, eh £60 million down the drain Kai Havertz scores again

Well that wasn’t very good was it boys and girls. #SOTARS #FACup

Martinelli you moron.

That was rubbish. #SOTARS #FACup

Typocal Scummers. Kicking children. 😉 #SOTARS #FACuo

Bad news. City won. 🥲 Good news. Liverpool trounced 😂

Extra time for #LYOWOL #UWCL Lyon don't seem able to score against an organised defence. Wolfsburg not very convincing when they do counter attack. I'd be okay with either of them in the semi-final.

Come on Arsenal Women fans, we can boost this for her. #WOSO #ArsenalWomen www.gofundme.com/f/fern-orcha...

Okay, just tuned into the #BARRMA match and Barca have just scored. I think I'll watch something else instead!

Royal Mail to release new first class commemorative stamps. #UWCL #ArsenalWomen

More bad news for Chelsea Women. Crashed out of the Champions League and they've failed to file their accounts with Companies House in time. That will be an automatic £150 fine 😁

Phew!!! #UWCL #CHEARS

That should have been red for Katie. #UWCL #CHEARS

Bronze is a cheating git. She fouled there then went down like she was shot by a sniper in the stands after. #UWCL #CHEARS

Just keep the ball!!! 😱 #UWCL #CHEARS

"Lauren James didn't mean to stamp." - #BBCSport Oh come on you gullible idiots. We even did the Lauren James Stamp Collection 🙄 #UWCL #CHEARS

I see Chelsea have reached the hoof the ball up to Sam Kerr phase of their tactics. #UWCL #CHEARS

Ref has been very lenient on Chelsea so far. #UWCL #CHEARS

I've updated the Chelsea P&L* graph. The Premier League thinks this is fine 🤣 *note these are for Chelsea Football Club as reported to Companies House. Technically they made a profit last year selling CWFC to themselves so presumably this was an adjustment after last year's accounts were submitted.

Chelsea Women accounts aren't up on Companies House yet, but using the info on their website I've updated what I can. They appear to have increased their turnover by "greater volume and value of sponsorship agreements". #WSL

Sorting out the flat and I found my last match at Highbury (Wigan) programme from 2006. Here are the Arsenal Ladies pages. Some familiar names 😁 #ArsenalWomen

Really dumb punditry there. 🙄 England have a preferred starting XI. Very few of them were playing today. Very few questions were asked.

The quantum footballer thought experiment. An Arsenal player is both shite and essential to England until he is observed. Otherwise known as "spooky punditry at a distance" and a breach of the laws of relativity. 🤣

I shouldn't laugh... but that Japan goal made me laugh! 🤣 #ENGJPN

I've not changed my stance over club v country 😁

There is a point in every game where the opposition resort to "kick the shit out of Olivia Smith". We have reached that point. #arstot #WSL

Current mood 😁