You know, these Ryan Murphy true crime shows could have a slight opportunity to be respectful. But these posters tell me that a whole new batch of people will fetishize and thirst trap a mentally disturbed murderer and grave robber and overlook the dug-up and murdered victims. Ed Gein is not sexy.

Sometimes I remember that the murder of Marvin Acme in Who Framed Roger Rabbit would’ve competed for headlines with the Roswell UFO incident or the Black Dahlia murder, the start of the Cold War, Capone’s death, so on. All in 1947. Roger Rabbit has seen some gristly shit on the front page.

A meme only @robsnatcher.bsky.social and @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social could appreciate…

Almost that time of year again.

“Thriller” came on the radio just now and they completely cut the Vincent Price monologue, just left it as an instrumental… Anyone know why?

I hope her phone never rings.

Weird moments in Disney Parks history. Frankenweenie is confirmed to be canon to both Nightmare and The Haunted Mansion.

Shower thoughts… Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Boogie2988, and Joshua Block would have been Howard Stern regulars had they been famous in the 90s/00s.

I keep seeing billboards for Larry H. Parker Accident Attorney here in SoCal, so my head went here.

When a VeggieTales podcast becomes a tale(s) in itself. It’s poetic how badly the villain in this real life horror story missed the entire damn message of VeggieTales… Forgiveness, acceptance, loving thy neighbor… What a disaster.

I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

Won’t be the same without John Candy, but… RICK MORANIS COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT??! Let’s go!!!

1999 vs 2016, my first and last visit to the original Muppet*Vision 3D in Florida. I’m glad my last visit was before Galaxy’s Edge called for the removal of the Kermit balloon and the like.

some of y’all can’t handle 2 high-agency males going at it and it really shows.

Free idea: Broadway Revival of #phantomoftheopera where Erik resembles Lon Chaney Sr. and not a hot guy with an eye mask.

Happy World Dracula Day! Happy to have played him for a handful of episodes of @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social and once at the Renaissance Fair. Cheers to that nonsensical improv.

Disney: “See! See! We can make our Tangled remake!”

Sigh… Predicting that the Jojo Siwa “Tangled” is gonna happen now.

No one: Absolutely no one: Disney Parks Facebook Clickbait:

Thanks to Billy West, TIL Paul Frees was a crime junkie and had a police radio he’d listen to at home. He’d show up at crime scenes and volunteer his car to the police, resulting in his awarding as an honorary member of the FBI. He also arranged Elvis getting to meet Nixon. #themoreyouknow

Currently in a 100 minute standby queue for Tiana’s Bayou Adventure at Disneyland wondering where all the people from Twitter are who said they’d be boycotting this attraction. 🤔

My favorite Disney fact is that this screenshot is of a Disney-made recording of a Jack the Ripper murder in an album with Pooh and Piglet on the cover.

I curate Halloween novelty music in my free time onto a Spotify playlist. So imagine my horror finding out an album of Halloween music I stumbled upon and thought I had never heard before was in fact never heard of before because it was composed, “written” and sang entirely by A.I. 😤

So you’re telling me it’s been 20 years since I threw up on the orthodontist taking a mold of my mouth and my mom took me to see Revenge of the Sith as a consolation prize?

Naked chicken chalupa from Taco Bell.

Sometimes I think about how I was a Cast Member at Indiana Jones Adventure, and how that means I am a canon background character in the Indiana Jones canon as a result of this, which also means I’m canon to the Jungle Cruise, which also means I’m…

Maybe a Hot Take? “Heigh-Ho” and “Whistle While You Work” are certified bangers in the Snow White reboot and are up there for me with Christopher Walken singing “I Wan’na Be Like You” from the never ending remake canon’s music library.

My YouTube algorithm for AutoPlay. “The Haunted Mansion: Full Attraction Soundtrack (Disneyland)” >> “Pirates of the Caribbean: Full 2006 Attraction Mix (Disneyland)” >> “Tiny Tim on Dr. Demento’s 20th Anniversary Special (1991)” >> “Bing Crosby, Tiny Tim, & Bobbie Gentry - Hollywood Palace”

Was I just… Was I just sold on a live action remake of a Disney film? I think I need to lay down.

Had no idea Rankin Bass predicted Trump and Elon decades before their reign of stupidity hit reality.

So glad to have stumbled on this. I don’t think I’ve ever been so triggered by a negative fan base reaction than I have with the Shrek 5 backlash. 😂 Comparing it to Ugly Sonic is WILD.

30 years of Indiana Jones Adventure? I worked there when it was 20.

If the energy people are putting into hating Shrek 5 was used for literally ANYTHING else, the world would be a better place.

America: Unprecedentedly bad political climate. Unprecedentedly bad situation for millions of people. Also America: NEW SHREK BAD, LET’S BULLY THEM.

Nothing gives you a better picture of America today than the comment section of a federal worker crying on video over losing her job one month before probation ended. Seriously vile, insensitive bullshit.

Walking back from lunch in 1st grade throwing my lunchbox up and down as I walked. It got stuck on the roof. Friend tried getting it down with a jump rope. It got stuck too. Our teacher told us she had never been so disgusted and made us write an apology to the janitor for needing the ladder.

Sooooo… Is Emilia Perez gonna sweep the Oscars? ☹️

Vampire Wario isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Vampire Wario:

The Lion King at the Hollywood Bowl is on Disney+. Unlikely, but look for @robsnatcher.bsky.social and I potentially showing up in background shots.

When the tariffs hit the average American and the cost of groceries climb, I hope we slap stickers of Trump pointing and saying “I did that” like they did with Biden and gas stations, see how they like it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Why has NO ONE stopped this creature from getting one step closer to learning the nuclear codes?

What blaming DEI for the crash sounds like: The Death Star blew up because there were too many female Stormtroopers on board. Jack Skellington ruined Christmas because there were too many DEI hiring standards in the town he visited. How have the past two weeks felt like FOUR YEARS?

More shouting into the void from me, but how sad is it that legions of Star Wars fans who grew up watching “liberty dies with thunderous applause” grew up to vote for the very thing that their heroes were against.

“He’s autistic, he’s giving the audience his heart.” Don’t make me tap the sign, idiot.

New head canon is he’s followed around by a carnivorous ticking windmill because a Democrat cut off his real hair and fed it to it.

“He’s just giving his heart to the crowd.” - Republicans probably How can you see this and not know immediately what it is?! Have you learned NOTHING from the fiction you consume?

I deleted TikTok when it went down last night. I don’t plan on returning to see an app bowing to its supposed savior and the memes and gratitude that come with that. It gives me the ick and it just doesn’t feel the same.

I’m so glad that this was a more important cause than literally everything else wrong in our country. 🥰

Randomly looking at Slimer’s article on Wikipedia and supposedly the designer took three grams of cocaine and believed Belushi’s ghost was visiting him… ? Seems legit?