Dude who took health insurance and food stamps from more Americans than any Speaker in US history wants you to know how tough he's got it.

ICE is kidnapping people on Thanksgiving. If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.

With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.

well then maybe you should quit or something mike

"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.

So, who else wants to see the characters from Ragtime guest on Hot Ones?

“We have The Band’s Visit at home”

That season three pitch would explain the Roger Rabbit dvd menu

No Context Defunctland Spoilers

What we need when this era ends is a law prohibiting any person ever employed by ICE from being employed in law enforcement anywhere in the USA.

Hey yall, I hate to do this again but I was hit with a big credit card bill I had to pay off with next to nothing in my bank account, and I don’t get paid until the beginning of December. Please help if you can! #mutualaid Venmo: Tyler-Green-216 CashApp: $TylerFG96

I can't wait for RETURN TO OZ AT SPHERE where instead of apples the trees drop lunch pails on the audience

Me when that Adobe AI “Make It” ad pops up on YouTube:

Weird. Nothing on the @nytimes.com homepage about the President of the United States calling for the execution of members of the opposition in response to their political speech.

Higgins, whose highlights include holding a gun to his first (of four) wife's head, claiming to be a 3%'er, used an Auschwitz gas chamber as a political prop, and made fun of Paul Pelosi after his attack. And those are his positive traits.

Just the president of the United States rationalizing that a Washington Post reporter was basically asking to be murdered and cut to pieces with a bone saw because of his reporting. As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.

Also, folks, "danster20" is Dan Floss, a psychotic stalker who for some reason has been actively trying to worsen the lives of both me and @agatha-vile.bsky.social for literally YEARS now. I don't know why he does it and I wish he'd stop. Please everyone block him.

iykyk

A very Happy Birthday to Wendy Carlos, the woman who changed everything for the young me.

Disney World's Hall of Presidents has a chance to do the funniest thing iykyk

in a just world trump and his press secretary would never be asked a single question other than "did bill clinton have sexual relations with president trump" ever again. just that question over and over forever.

i mean it's not like disney has a vast library of short-form animated content, spanning several entire decades in the mid-20th century, only a fraction of which is currently on disney+ or anything

Now that’s GAS-lighting!

Thank you, Tiktok!

Let’s not forget the longest-serving Republican House Speaker, 3rd in line for the presidency through the (W) Bush years This isn’t new. It’s a traditionally pro-child-rape party. apnews.com/article/laws...

Guess the time has arrived.

iykyk

You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.

The chances that I'm not the only one whose mind goes to this scene have gotta be nonzero, right? youtube.com/clip/UgkxqV1...

JFC HOW DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO REALIZE WHAT HIS FIRST NAME IS

Did it really not occur to me til last night that Mad Monster Party did "stop-motion monster movie with a scene where a character repeatedly says 'What's this?'" before Nightmare Before Christmas? The thought process can be funny at times.

Mad Monster Party version of the Monsters Unchained ride when?

I'm gonna tell my descendants this was Trap dir. M. Night Shyamalan youtu.be/OSxVMlO7hgU

Anyone else want to see Raymundo Rocket and Crypt Keeper switch places for an episode of their respective shows?

Hey @bsky.app kinda hard to file an appeal when this keeps popping up!!! I need help submitting an appeal @safety.bsky.app because I keep getting an error sign to try again, but then I can’t try again! Even if i tag @moderation.bsky.app they might not see me because of the label issue! HELP ME!