It turns out that if you get reasonably good at Bolted! you can absolutely annihilate all previously known scoring records (53 points in one game, scored by me, the creator of the game, testing a solo mode against an automated player who did not play very well).

When you have too many buffs

I pre-ordered previously this and I cannot WAIT to play it!

Feel free to "follow" the project from the preorder page if you: • want to be notified of the campaign launch • want to help us build first-day momentum • just enjoy clicking any instance of that cute little banner icon • mindlessly do anything someone with a necromancy-themed card game asks of you

New pinned post! The Wondermark-themed card game I've been working on all year long, Bolted!, is coming to life on Kickstarter NOV 12. If you missed the first pre-order round this spring, now's your first, best, only and last chance to reserve a copy!

Get yourself an orb shepherd who can do both

taking new linkedin photos to represent my newfound purpose in life

Wouldn't it be something if settlements from AI companies ended up becoming something like a functional UBI for artists and authors

ℹ️ Rude

Dick Cheney and I didn't agree on much -- in fact, hardly anything at all. That said, he was a man who believed very strongly in his beliefs, and who was led by his conviction in his beliefs to dark places, as I too am led by my beliefs to the conviction that Dick Cheney should rest in piss

I made a puppet: youtu.be/cHIl3udcQT0

chipotle burger #comic

I mean innings-wise it was a bit over 8 games in all

I love how whenever anything at all happens in a baseball game, 15 seconds later a little graphic comes up saying "HOME TEAM WALKS AFTER MIDNIGHT IN POSTSEASON: 11"

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

The 8yo has the skeletons working out to stay in shape for their big night

Different approaches, same goal. Except for the other team. Their goal is usually on the opposite side Wondermark #1576; In which the Audience participates (Part 3 of 3) ↩ Start from Part 1

Wondermark's List of S-Tier Halloween Costumes Wondermark #1073; In which it's Hard to Judge

When the old crafts are done by hand, you can still tell the difference. Wondermark #767; The Old Farmer’s Lament

Someone would probably tell me if this was, like, "too much," right?

Someone would probably tell me if this was, like, "too much," right?

Green Man.

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

I was listening to a podcast recently where someone referred to our <gestures broadly> era as just that, in capital letters. "As we're all attempting to survive the Gestures Broadly, I've tried to make time for..." whatever.

The key is to keep everything exactly the same. Even a minor difference could throw everything off. Wondermark #1575; In which the Audience participates (Part 2) ↩ Start from Part 1

Some say having to keeping this secret is what killed him. Others say it was cancer. The first group replies, what caused the cancer? Really makes u think

There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.

Gravenstein has a complex backstory

If you have been enjoying all my reality bending critter comics, now you can get 11x14 prints of 'em in my online shop! There are a bunch to choose from. topa.to/sam

Imagine being a grandfathered spitballer. "Yeah, we don't think it's great if the pitcher turns the baseball brown with tobacco spit so the hitter can't see it, but it's not, like, terrible. A few people can keep doing it."

Gravenstein has a complex backstory

Gravenstein responds to the "safety" allegations

Gravenstein wishes you well

In which we learn the Doctor's first name

What does Gravenstein's voice sound like

Really strongly recommend appending a Huell Howser bookend to every video that becomes its own meme, whether it originally had one or not

V good quotes on this post. My contribution: Walking in a market in Turkey with @nikkirice.bsky.social. A hawker trying to call us into his shop, pointing to our torn paper shopping bag: "Your carrysack! Your carrysack is broken! I give you new one!" 'Your carrysack is broken' survives in our lives

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It’s the seamless & un-self-conscious transition between the material & the meta which really defined Jim Henson’s approach to the characters & craft of The Muppets. Post-Jim, both The Jim Henson Company & then Disney have hidden the performer & the magic of performance. A shame.

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Finished the latest draft of the Bolted! rules. Distilling everything about this game into a rulebook that's both clear, concise, and comprehensive has been quite the surprising challenge, but I'm pleased with where it is now. Care to take a look and offer feedback? www.patreon.com/posts/141931...

when u get a letter from Doctor von Gravenstein and it comes with this masthead 😬

As a person who just made a not-very-good pear crisp, I am Here For This

Low resolution, layers flattened

Good luck to all teams, but mainly mine, and not yours Wondermark #1574; In which the Audience participates (Part 1)

Re: the effectiveness of protesting, there's probably a benefit to making the protested-against people so mad they can't help but do really dumb stuff in response.

Only the Mariners could score 4 runs on 1 hit

Diving back into a total restructuring of the Bolted! rulebook. My mind is spinning from reading the HOT STREAK rulebook, which spends an astonishing 13 (!) pages on one-sentence flavor explanations before getting to the setup, and also devotes 6 pages to "Life Outcomes" based on your ending score

Was it this? davidmalki.tumblr.com/post/2962234...

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.