this screenshot is my Pride flag.

I know it was a disappointing loss for the US team yesterday, but this clip still gets funnier with each loop.

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

@seabats.bsky.social @bengineeringtv.bsky.social Have you guys already played this one?

Having a headache on the 4th of July really makes you feel for the nation's dogs in a whole new way.

Great moments in U.S. History.

Happy Independence Day

new metaphor just dropped

You Holiness Pope Leo XIV, I have a proposition for you: if you excommunicate JD Vance I will come out of spiritual retirement and re-Catholicize. That way your numbers stay they are. I don’t want to put a clock on it, but I’d prefer sooner rather than later

They also announced today that their editor is leaving, but I'm sure that's a coincidence.

Ah yes, the time-honored tradition of playing a gig to fewer people than are in your band 🥲

Marking his 100th birthday, I've pulled this conversation I had (All the way back in 2012!) w/ the mighty @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social FROM THE VAULT! Listen to us talk about Hitchcock, apocryphal birthday cake, drums, helmet rations, Dom DeLuise, heavy chairs, & much more! youtu.be/4I3RoKhLydM

"Hey! Stop telling people you'll invest in public works and lower the cost of living! It's making us look bad!"

you've credenced your last clearwater

Thank you all for helping us raise $42,079.69 for qmunity.ca during this year's Desert Bus Express! These donations will directly help assist queer folks in Vancouver and British Columbia find their community through social programs and more. 🏳️‍🌈 (1/2)

Like many people, I used to be a straight woman who played ukulele on the Internet. Now I'm a trans man and my voice has dropped and it's been emotionally complicated... and we're bringing that whole energy out this November. If you remember the Doubleclicks... please help us spread the word!

My biggest editing client has officially replaced me with an LLM, meaning I am now functionally unemployed. If any of you need a proofreader or copy editor and value having a human being who can tell right from wrong doing the job, let me know?

Catch me in the wee hours next Sunday morning, making goofy sounds with friends while we raise funds for qmunity.ca 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 !! 👉 desertbus.org !

OK not @nytimes.com crossword making ALL of our days!!! 😳🙌🥰 #GeekGirlCon #NYTCrossword

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Famous people who died yesterday heaven band: Gene Shalit - guitar, backing vocals Handyman Negri from Mr. Rogers - bass Ronnie Schell - drums David Hockney - vocals, keyboards

As a kid watching the Today show on schoolday mornings, he was one of the most friend-shaped persons I'd ever seen.

Sharing this laserdisc in memory of Gene Shalit—who was doing YouTube reaction videos decades before YouTube existed

Tomorrow morning:

Man, if you are a contractor and you get an emergency call from the government on a Friday night to take down a bunch of letters, you are charging so much money. Every single person on that scaffolding is getting a new car.

we should rebrand the guillotine look, sir. it's a "trilliotine." we built it to celebrate You. and Your Accomplishment. come. take a bow.

[P] Got my new summer persona

This was my councilman bloviating. 🤦‍♀️ The data center moratorium passed unanimously 🎉 but not before m'guy basically said "I hear everyone's concerns about the warming climate, but I'll have you know I toured a data center & it can heat up to 6 buildings around it, maybe more!" READ THE ROOM, BOB.

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

America is already great

I like this pope

Maybe if the robots tried a different artist than Michael Jackson they could get through a whole dance, just a theory

my friend said “you can’t keep adopting strange little routines just because a crow reacts positively to them” which honestly feels narrow minded

Pick a Bond from the photos already on your phone.

One more set of photos from The Panalysts shooting days with @loadingreadyrun.com (the entire season is out now, go watch it)

A lot of personal wish fulfillment for me in this season finale.

Is this thing on? It's TUNESday at twitch.tv/mollylele

Ever wanted to hear an AI voice tie itself up like a balloon animal?

Logging in on time for the annual reference.

OMG Look at what NASA just dropped! Your initials in landsat! science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

Medieval marijuana, from a 12th-century medical and herbal collection: publicdomainreview.org/collection/m... The Latin at the bottom reads: "Grows but in waste places, and at roadsides, and along hedges. The very best medicine for healing." #Happy420 #fourtwenty #420day

I've been excited about this reveal since we shot it. 🏀🌋

Highly relatable yearly amount of royalties to make.

A movie duo that would definitely have a podcast:

🆕 New on YouTube ▶️ Debuted my Omnichord + Theremin arrangement of this song on #JoCoCruise (feat. @hallublin.com and #MikePhirman) youtu.be/06DjBFw_fpg

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This is called smothering and it’s a crime!!