Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor? Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark? Now available for free! Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room! Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!

Anything you would perish without (food, housing, water, healthcare) should be free.

Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4

Looking forward to whatever Mayor @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social does with Bruce Harrell's disused clubhouse. publicola.com/2024/07/18/h...

If you're a Seattle voter, check your ballot status! www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...

no money for politicians

We are playing on Nov 23rd! At 100 W. Roy St, Seattle. It's a Clean Air Event, KN95 masks are required. Also: Ménage à Trio and KPH & The Canary Collective! Tickets here: cleanaireventspresents.ticketspice.com/canary Please spread the word! Tell your friends, and post about it! See you there!

out: Boaty McBoatface. in: 👇👇

tee hee

Oh holy shit. I don't celebrate deaths...but for Watson? I'm definitely having whiskey tonight. And singing FWAC by @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLvh...

Please don't wipe your butt with your ballot again, Seattle. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Hi. It's election day. From this election worker who will happily work a 17-hour day today so that you can have the opportunity: Please go vote. And remember, your local municipal and county races are arguably the most important ones. They affect what you deal with every day.

Today is #ElectionDay! Have you voted? If you haven't, please #VOTE. Your vote will choose the leaders and propositions critical to our most vulnerable communities. Be the voice for those who need it the most.

Had a dream where I watched ElMu enter a trading card store during a Magic tournament, and everyone inside immediately & wordlessly picked up the tables by the legs and corralled him out the front door. What could it mean??

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

I kind of hoped that the game would end before I could finish this, so I wouldn't have to post it. No such luck.

Out of all the things that could recreate the manic energy of following Blaseball almost entirely through Internet Posts, I was not expecting actual baseball.

Do you think at any point during this game the players thought they had died and gone to hell?

✈️ Our pilot got on the PA & said he could work with the gate agents to do our weight calculations on paper, but even then they didn't have any place to put those numbers when they had them, on account of the "computer crash." [several voices from the back of the plane]: "Don't say 'crash'!" 😱

Gig pays in exposure.

Last night, at Candidate Survivor, I had the opportunity to break out some very rusty harmonica skills. See, campaigning is fun. Campaigning is fun? Campaigning is fun.

Never in my life have I been more excited to vote for a mayor.

Raising funds for The Trevor Project + awareness of [fine examples of California's Gold] basically NOW at twitch.tv/mollylele

Also that day: A tourist was frantically trying to get his toddler to look up and notice the seals, but the boy said "I'm watching the colors (leaves) float on the water" and kept his gaze there. Sarah and I were both like "that kid is going places."

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

I finally had the spoons to get my music removed from Spotify! It'll be disappearing soon, so if you've previously listened to my music there please consider canceling your account and buying my work on Bandcamp!

Look for the helpers

Before the rise of Instagram & TikTok, in the early 2000’s it was MySpace. Tom was your default friend. His profile is one of the few that’s changed with the times, even as MySpace faded. See Tom's page then & now ⤵️ web.archive.org/web/20250000... 🧵 #Wayback1T

As a fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic I have to insist that we bring back serif fonts to news publications.

if you haven't tried this yet i truly must recommend: neal.fun/not-a-robot/

and we are EXTREMELY willing to talk about it

Tell the agent "no photo" BEFORE you had over your ID. I've only ever gotten attitude about opting out when they have to start the computer process over.

My birthday is at the end of the month. If you wanna do something... linktr.ee/JadeGordon ways you can support my art, donate, my e-mail to send Lyft credit, or art supply gift cards maybe. Here's a few recent paintings I've done. And also me as Bobby Hill, apparently.

I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein

Y'all The ICE building in Portland is painting a line in front of their building But they don't even know how to spell government

OH at #Worldcon: "Well, I don't normally identify as 'pine tree,' but I guess today I'll make an exception."

Step two: in line for badges! Everyone is very friendly.

More from @mollylewis.wtf I also resemble this remark. Except I’m a pervert about scansion

@mollylewis.wtf telling everyone at the songwriting panel not to feel locked into a specific genre when coming up with a song

Update: actual step one is taking the bus ti the con. Follow along for more thrilling updates and jokes hidden in alt text!

WorldCon is in my backyard this weekend, and also streaming at SeattleIn2025.org - Come see me speak & sometimes sing??!

Please join me in wishing @sarahshay.com a joyous birthday!

This is the allyship we must strive for.

12 Daddy Men

Really torn between "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Daddy" and "Oh! What a Lovely Daddy!"

Tom Lehrer made musical satire sing… & sting. His songs were outrageous & often uncomfortably true. 🎭🗡️ The satirist & mathematician died recently at 97, famously disclaiming copyright to his lyrics & compositions. Read our tribute to his legacy in the commons ⤵️ blog.archive.org/2025/08/01

Come join us at Seattle Worldcon 2025! We're on Friday 08/15, preceded by a Sunnie Larsen concert set and followed by the improvisational string trio Ménage à Trio. Bonus round: We'll also be the backup band for Mollylele on Thursday! Details and times at vixyandtony.com and seattlein2025.org

Hearts full of youth, hearts full of truth, six parts gin to one part vermouth.

Please describe to me your sock System. 🧦