Cat Distribution System strikes again

It’s important to remember that these people, though dangerous, are also stupider than dirt

housing is a human right. end billionaires.

@amandamacgregor.bsky.social @cortanav.bsky.social answers to questions 1-4

If we must

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

WSP could make an obscene amount of money handing out tickets to the people illegally parked on the highway by the airport. I wish they fucking would.

Having taken inventory of the empty spots, I can make an existed guess that there are more than enough spaces to accommodate the few dozen cars parked on the side of the highway. I know we are at peak arrival time congestion, but there are still plenty of parking spaces.

Consider the following:

The cell phone waiting lot at Seatac has a ton of space. Why do a few do so many cars need to be parked on the side of the highway with flashers on? They can’t even know for sure if the lot is full, as it’s before the off-ramp to the fucking lot. I hate y’all on principle. It’s so unsafe.

Have you seen this tummy? Now you have.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

What's absolutely fucking crazy to me is that this all came to pass in legislation MONTHS after Medibank and Optus had a huge data breach that included passports, medical info and birth certificates. It was willful ignorance by government at that point because they 100% knew what this would mean.

A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month. Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it. www.gov.uk/government/c...

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

Exactly one year ago today:

As a Kimberly Clark shareholder and family member of the actual Kimberly family, I don’t find it in my Shareholder Interest to stick $500m of flammable shit into an ill-equipped warehouse & entrust it to workers the company deliberately underpays. It’s basic arithmetic for even callous bastards.

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

I fucked up my knee by wearing a pair of their walking shoes in the snow and it had no traction at all, so they were already dead to me, but now they’re extra dead.

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

Bless this meal, @regretagarbo.rip

I am tapping the sign again as some folks are delving way too far into their hate for 'AI', while that word has had an identity crisis since forever and it has only gotten worse over the last 4 years. A full explanation can be found here: rystorm.com/blog/this-is... Please read it.

surprise! it’s base rate neglect again!

the fact that everyone is thirsting over the australian reporter rather than clavicular is probably dealing more psychic damage to him than anything that actually happened in the interview

*going through miles and miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers* what the fuck who engraved the word hate on each nanoangstrom of these

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

It is now Libby Time

Weird Auntie checking in, can confirm

Anyways. We made it, folks. Didn’t plan on making it this far.

Is the story of Pokotopia supposed to be this dark like the whole time?

For fuck's sake, ChatGPT is not a therapist. Not only is your whole chat history subpoenable, but a tool that sounds like a therapist but is actually designed to tell you what you want to hear is very bad for your mental health and possibly the well-being of the people around you.

yesterday in NYC, jewish voice for peace organized a protest against arms sale to israel. 90 people got detained after a traffic sit in held right in front of chuck schumer's office. as usual, chelsea manning has the coolest perp walk photos. cop's name is "anger" lmfao.

An agreement that specifies that you can fly a pride flag at stonewall as long as it's not the one that includes trans people being seen as a huge victory feels very on the nose for this year

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

This is us sending up an SOS - Please read & share if you can

Not trying to jinx it, but rain on my birthday is a good sign.

Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection

congrats to the entire team at @outerloopgames.bsky.social for the launch of Dosa Divas! Will look forward to checking it out soon — it looks thoroughly gorgeous and vibrant 🎉

I have "a handful of weiners" today, according to One Construction Guy

The late great Bob McKnight's artwork is at risk of being seized and destroyed if something isn't done about it. His dearest friend and mentee Rob Griggs has set up a GoFundMe to help save his property, including his extensive art archives. Bob LOVED animation and it's history, help preserve it!

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

let👏women👏build👏saw👏traps👏

holy shit he actually conceded folks, they tell you they’re invincible they tell you they’re inevitable they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting and absolutely none of that is true

www.oupress.com/978080614210... Did you know that the the Washoe described *their* history of the Donner Party? They tried to help them multiple times with food and offers to guide them back, and kept getting shot at. They stopped offering after a while.

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even the replies to this are full of people that didn't know (no shade). money can't buy you everything but it can buy you a lot. this is how far the media has been captured by the hyper rich that don't want ANY of this shit talked about

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