fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought

2020…how did biden know trump would become president…

True but I’m normal

it's now cheaper than ever to simulate the experience of being instantly killed while looking at the Titanic from the comfort of your couch

I would like to thank Silicon Valley for making psychedelics so uncool that adults will stop doing them. Tripping is for teenagers.

Murricans will have the CIA turn a kid from Afghanistan into a trained killer, then blame "Muslim culture" when that person does what he was trained to do.

seeing a lot of D senators saying "Fascism rules" here

So the Epstein files are really damning, I guess

IF I WALKED AROUND WEARING A TSHIRT THAT SAID "I'M A STUPID IDIOT" WITH A PROMINENT PRICE TAG SHOWING I PAID $10,000 AND A NOTE PROCLAIMING THAT ALL MONEY FROM SALES OF THAT SHIRT WENT TO THE KKK, I WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE ASSUMED I WAS A STUPID RACIST.

Should have thought of that about nine years ago

Yeah, they tried this up in Michigan a while back. The dream of the fash in the US is either an apocalyptic death or to enslave the economic engines of big cities to enrich a rural plantation elite.

America has gone full Nazi and it’s time to call out those accountable: Democrats not getting on board purging around a dozen trans athletes from the NCAA —Tomorrow in The NY Times from some tedious twat

We cannot base our human rights on the government’s mere promise to uphold them. The UK government must listen to the public and civil society organizations in the country and say no to digital ID.

We did George Lucas so dirty bro he was fuckin cooking

Everything costs more now, the economy is fucked, healthcare science is actively being burned, and we're going full on Trains to Poland. So if any high ranking military officers in a five-sided building around Arlington, VA wanted to try out a new kind of Cool Zone, well, no time like the present.

How cool is this zone???.

The training/socialization of men starts instantly and goes hard. Everything you might like is too gay, too feminine. You are required to hate yourself for being insufficiently masculine, to blame others for that feeling, and to hate everyone who doesn't "respect" your manliness.

This will certainly bolster tourism you betcha

No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should

maybe i am going insane

it is really wild to me how much the Republican party line is that Americans are no longer allowed to be fat slobs, that we don't get to eat carrot cake or wear bucees branded polyester pajama pants to fly to Munich any more. fuck you! I'm an American!!

Now we're fuckin Cooking

Buddy what do ya think I'm doing

My wife: we really need to get all this stuff taken care of in the house befo- are you listening to me? In my head: youtu.be/2YwSFShepyM

Banned from Wikipedia after yet again trying to add "List of songs I personally first heard on ytmnd" despite fifteen prior deletions

Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”

Oh baby they're making America so healthy again

we're going to have to shoot the machines

evergreen

Quite the coincidence that the billionaire owner of the Washington Post isn’t in this photo collage

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH NO MEANS YES HUMAN RIGHTS PROTECTIONS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS

this and the alaska state songs the only anthems I recognize

In this house we Stand for the Flag

Trees Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted

when you take away the little treats

Has someone asked grok if elon would be the best at kid diddling?

if nova's right I may actually die

Headlines That Look Like Shitposts

Hiring an Etsy witch to manifest the Half-Life 3 release

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

cool zone moment

im beginning to think they may not have the best interests of jews at heart

In the name of scientific inquiry I flipped the image and changed the background and face, then asked for an honest evaluation grok popped the fuck off

Maybe at some point we’ll talk about how the same politicians that ruined sex workers’ lives with SESTA-FOSTA and conflated consensual work with trafficking, had brazen dealings with a goddamn pedophile ring for decades. Or not

Sexism is bad but I'm losing my mind at the number of men asking what the "real world" importance of POLLINATORS are.

What about "Make America Gag Again" is that anything

Alright strongly worded letter sent after announcing that they're denying trans people healthcare, everyone pretend the catholic church isn't part of The Boot.