MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

If you pay me five bucks and send me a picture I’ll insult the appearance of whoever you want and I’ll do a better job than Elon’s speak and spell can

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

I view posting as an ideological project and my ideology is to put off doing the work I need to do.

Hey me and my wife saw you from across the bar and we think your vibe sucks. Fuck you, get outta here before we beat your ass

FRIEND BUTT CRABS

eating a chili dog in bed "bachelor's roulette"

“webcomics used to be good" factoid actualy just statistical error. average webcomic posts 0 bangers per year. achewood georg, who lived in cave & posted over 10,000 bangers each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Somebody i thought was an annoying doofus when i last saw them 10-15 years ago just turned up on my IG follow suggestions. 1) no fuckin thanks 2) hahahaha you look like shit lmao get wrecked idiot

What a time to be at the intersection of all these matters, and yet here we are, thriving! Community is everything, and I'm forever grateful for the opportunities and the people to build more and more of it with. 🙏 Read more: wired.com/story/the-hard-left-shooters-leading-a-gun-culture-revolution

any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt

it's very funny that rfk jr is a sex goblin who needs to ruin lives to sustain himself and he somehow managed to get involved with the two most attention-starved "please ruin my life" drama freaks imaginable. his devious plan is backfiring, much like how his voice sounds like a go-kart is backfiring

i quit smoking like 15 years ago and have never regretted it. until now.

she Gregor on my Samsa while i metamorphosize

Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union. They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration. More updates TK.

Holding my phone up to microphone at the comedy club and telling grok to make up some jokes, while i grin awkwardly and look at the audience for approval

30-seat dem majority and they still won't codify legal abortion

What's the matter guys, don't like it when people recognize you for your work?

"Sweet Baby Ray" sounds like the name of an Achewood character, and not a pretty-decent barbeque sauce

The fierce support for a silver spoon nimby who couldn’t bother to get his totenkopf covered up before he started campaigning makes a lot more sense when you see the people who started swooning when trump smiled at mamdani. Temporarily socialist republicans.

Just recieved an incredible ad on IG

Man i miss being young and going to parties *goes to a party* get me the fuck out of here

Man i really wish softblocking worked here

asking the world and everyone in it to let me sleep for thirty consecutive hours

#OtD 23 Nov 1890 revolutionary constructivist Jewish artist El Lissitzky was born in Pochinok, Russia. During the 1917 revolution he helped design propaganda posters for the revolutionaries. We have reproduced some of his work, available here: shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...

ive installed an anti-theft system in my penis which will detect tampering and a small metal cylinder will come out of my urethra and unfold into a propeller and it will fly away from the danger

Rails to trails 🚫 Pits trains vs bikes and pedestrians Highways to bikeways ✅ gets rid of cars

No, this is not the lesson here. The lesson is if you are in a chat with hundreds of people, no matter the technology, you should assume feds or narcs are in there too.

“Stop sending bombs to drop on children” is not a purity test

Reeducation camp

If you live in Chicago tomorrow I am playing listening records (downtempo! leftfield! abstract!) at a new hi-fi cafe in West Loop called Postcard from 12-3, pop by!

What a gross fucking name for the operation. New Orleans, let us know if you want whistles

who among us wouldn't watch a Mike Judge/Miyazaki flick

20th century: fascists like their big machismo machines (Panzer) and anti-fascists beat them using economical tools (bazooka) 21st century: fascists like their big machismo machines (SUV) and anti-fascists beat them using economical tools (bikes/scooters)

Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm.

ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website

I really dont enjoy being forced to bear public witness to the psychosexual delusions of governmental officials and agents. Please do that shit in a private club with consenting adults like a normal freak.

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

The couple who ran Store Palma, a small general merchandise shop + secondhand store at 87th & Escanaba, were abducted by ICE this week. Their daughter has decided to permanently close the store, and is holding a sale Thursday to clear out the space and fundraise for their family's needs. Cash only.

I dont want to talk about That Lady but JESUS CHRIST

It seems like a really interesting idea, it would be particularly perfect for me, personally, but there's still at least one active rail freight customer on the line. I dont know how possible (safe) it is to use to reconcile both uses of the space

Uh hey @jkass99.bsky.social I've been working my way thru old episodes of LLBD, i'm on lt 3 of the US-Phillipines war. I run a vintage shop in Chicago, and somebody gave us this... Is this cursed?

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

#OtD 18 Nov 1891 Jewish anarchist communist Lazar Lipotkin was born in Odessa, then part of the Russian Empire. He helped organise a mass strike of school students in the 1905 Revolution then emigrated to the US and joined the Union of Russian Workers stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1264...