Doctors say that a Vitamin K injection given at birth saves the lives of hundreds of newborns. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for "further study" says the injection can create mitochondrial challenges. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Again the reason that Dems can't play hardball is that they instinctively know deep in their bones that they have nothing prepared for higher rungs of escalation. Every city councilor that even floated a .0005% reduction of police funding got a visit from the cops promising to murder their kids.

Can you imagine what the world would look like if every single one of those city councilors who got visits from the cops threatening to rape and murder their kids replied by just shooting the gangster cops dead on their doorstep? No, of course you can't. So never expect an elected to escalate.

Somewhere in the last couple weeks I passed my 30,000th anti-ice whistle printed and shipped to organizers, neighbors, and friends around the country. the work has become second-nature at this point, the chirp of the printer a sound nobody in my house even notices. Get yours: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

Social Media in 2035

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

got my ass

Weird that so many people resist a technology that promises to ruin the environment, steal your data, ruin art and make you unemployed. Buncha luddites.

How it feels to joke with your buddies about someone else's misfortunes

Built in the 1930s to house Greek refugees fleeing violence and mass expulsions in Asia Minor, Prosfygika became a stronghold for left-wing militias during the Greek Civil War in 1944. After decades of neglect and individual squatting, the complex became a radical experiment in communal living.

You play video games because you have nothing going on in your life. I play video gamea because i have too much going on in my life. We are not the same

I wish that was me

My dad is paying $210 to fill up his truck in California. This is equal to ~3 months of my Chicago transportation budget, and it will probably last him 10 days max. (Womp. Womp.)

"System of checks and balances" doesnt seem to be checking or balancing

It's just a long string of "THIS time the engine of conquest, terrorism, and despotism will permanently secure some measure of liberty" and then Lucy pulling the football. Anarchists are not crowing, we're weeping, pleading with folks to please please move beyond this assured catastrophe.

Menuto bussilini

putting a napkin over my head and consuming grogu like the ortolan bird

I dont care for your applause, i've seen what makes you people clap

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Watching the Chicago reddit get radicalized as ACAB in real time after police shut down at least 3 major thoroughfares in the city on a sunny Friday afternoon in May for a funeral procession for a cop who was shot with his own gun.

Remember this next time you hit a pothole on your bike or see an unhoused person having a mental health crisis on the blue line. This is what the city has money for, not anything that actually improves lives.

Tool up

"A safe place to piss and shit" doesnt sound like an unreasonable amenity in a society as free and advanced as ours And yet,

Hope he dies

Samesies

He’s right, and to think otherwise is to commit a basic category error that never gets corrected, because the media and politicians refuse to acknowledge it. Under a human rights based framework, states cannot have human rights, since states are not people; and Israel has committed genocide in Gaza

Lemme just say that if the cops were actually concerned about their own safety, they wouldnt announce where they were all gonna be, hours ahead of time

I suspect that Donny has never once in his life been punched in the face

I'm doing this to you tomorrow

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

Does that one lunatic guy still live in a warehouse full of DVDs. Or was it VHS tapes.

It’s incredible how much our culture, from music to art to publishing to journalism, is saturated with people who had wealthy parents who supplemented their income as neoliberalism flatlined wages and cost of living priced others out and who had their careers artificially boosted in the online era.

this absolute king has been goofing off on the Internet for longer than most of you have been alive 🫡🫡🫡

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

Ahahahahahaha

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

What the fuck

Guy who droned an american teenager and Did Not Close Gitmo gets the softhand from a tv show host who licks boot as soon as it's offered

remembering this

you fucked up a perfectly good freedom of navigation is what you did look at it, it's got tolls

to be clear, i do hate the met because of the money and celebrities. i am aware that fashion is feminine coded and weirdly, pointing that out is not enough to make me stop being a communist

Law professors need to start guiding their students into civil disobedience as the people in power start to legalize inhumane acts. Idc if that’s leftist indoctrination blah blah

Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all

A lot of our problems are downstream from the fact that art is supposed to have nuance and politics isn’t and we decided to flip it around

If you come up with this and get it to actually work you deserve a $200k prize.

She's not even an elected offical anymore, and still the chicago cop mafia is angry at Kim Foxx. Incredible. No baby in america has a fuller diaper than an average PoliceCop.