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Cleaning product or GWAR band member?

It happened again

if you are american especially you need to watch this video. you are not nearly angry enough about what your bastard country is doing to cuba

i think major publishers and console manufacturers should go a step further, and actively confiscate physical games from the decorative shelves of streamers and youtube guys

me whwen a minor personal setback befalls my rival

One of my neighbors who does mutual aid is trying to source an A/C unit for a family with little kids. Anyone got leads or cash for the cause?

Damn more people came to my last DJ set

He refused to leave an all-you can-eat buffet until it was, truely, *all* he could eat.

I did not realize this and it is astonishing to me that it isn't brought up more often.

Stop doing it! It looks like shit! I'm not coming to your event!

🎶 we all live in a Polish submarine, Polish submari—oh god NO NO N—

Yeah, I think it's pretty objectively proven that woke didn't go far enough and the erosion of antifa's longstanding firewall against the fash has been a civilizational catastrophe.

Thats right

The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.

Yoni recentering therapy is the weaponization of first degree murder

Some amazing quotes in this article about how Ford replaced hundreds of engineers with AI, which broke a bunch of shit causing billions in damage and forcing them to rehire those people. www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai...

i gotta say it's pretty pathetic that the establishment dems have had to retreat and retreat to the point where they're not even trying to compete on ideas and instead insisting that people they don't agree with running in a primary is somehow morally wrong or something

The survivors made a four-day pilgrimage on foot from the site of a Japanese internment camp to the Dilley ICE jail.

wow that takes me back

I need to listen to more ricardo villalobos

evergreen

Measure never, cut once

call me an idiot or whatever but I think tying jewish people's safety worldwide to an ethnostate committing a genocide is bad and should be considered pretty antisemitic by any reasonable standard. but also I'm not a writer so who can say

<"Dirty Diana" voice> Rita Repulsa

The GOP figured out that triangulation was the only driving principle for most Dems. They realized that by taking more extreme right positions, they could trick Dems into triangulating themselves into the conservative positions on national security, welfare, gay marriage, immigration, etc., etc.

Clinton won by catering to white voters' basest desires. Let's not forget he paused his campaign to supervise the execution of a black man so mentally disabled he saved the pie from his last meal 'for later'. Clinton murdered a black man just to score white votes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickey_...

It would be really funny to go to one of those Alpha Male Boot Camps and say "no. Fuck you. Make me. I was drafted. I hope the Viet Cong win"

#OtD 27 Jun 1905 after a sailor was shot for objecting to the rotten food on the Russian ship Potemkin, the crew mutinied, shot their officers, raised the red flag, and formed a council to run the ship, with an anarchist as chair stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9919...

baha men is short for bauhaus men

Happy steam summer sale, y’all.

shop stewards are CHUDs. "shop steward" is an oppressive class, like polyamorous people or podcaster people.

OMG

Current mood: Eeeeeeuuuuughhhhuugghhhhhhughhhhh, uhhhhhhhh

because of my last name i often get calls from scammers who ask "do you speak chinese" and i repeat "english only please" until they get angry. then they insult me in chinese and i say "thank you, have a nice day" in perfect chinese and get to hear 3-4 seconds of glorious yelling before i hang up

ok this one got me

It would be nice to imagine that an insurgent left-wing faction could make the Democratic party less useless, but ultimately my personal hopes and dreams for the future can't be contained inside Social Democracy or even Democratic Socialism

friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails

the free public beaches and general ethos that the lakefront should be free is a critical Chicago W

Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal

We gotta do something about texas

When humans colonize mars or whatever they should call the money "spesos" (Space Pesos) send tweet

Houses Stand Empty, 1973, by David Hoffman.

Hakim jeffries lose your own race please

A good time to pull out one of my favorite videos ever made

BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!

the democratic rank and file is being arrested for posting newspaper articles and getting 50 year sentences for distributing zines and democratic leadership is more concerned with their friends getting primaried than any of it

the light will eclipse all shadows to reveal beauty in everything سيحجب الضوءُ كلَّ الظلالِ ليُظهِرَ الجمالَ في كلِّ شيء.

I despise the British