Maz, The
@themaz.bsky.social
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Intrepid explorer of the internet. "He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
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Philip Eil
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Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
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Dreadnought Holiday
7 days ago
"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!" "Just drive, Dave." "Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy." "You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint." "Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."
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Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.
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Lebkuchenprogrammer
10 days ago
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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shauna
12 days ago
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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good hyuck, babe!
11 months ago
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Darryl Mott
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28,000 Popehat Victims Per Year
26 days ago
[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]
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"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
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Johanna Taylor 👻 ✍️ 📚
about 1 month ago
Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
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Cathrine Schmid
about 1 month ago
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate
about 1 month ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
about 1 month ago
This is what they took from you
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Rory Blank
about 1 month ago
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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Ray (Krampus mode)
about 1 year ago
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
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matthew
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Happy Columbo’s Day
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Standing in Costco doing google searches to figure out if the vilking themed chips are "vikings are neat!" or "oops all white supremacy". I love it here.
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Chris DeLeon Ⓥ DevPods.gg gamedev community
3 months ago
maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
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Mr. Escher A. Bug, MSc
3 months ago
Very cool news: I am going to be the new Entomology & Horticulture Extension Educator for the Cape Cod Cooperative Extension! Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!
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Lætus
about 1 year ago
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Daryl Surat
3 months ago
It was always the most unrealistic part of Indecent Proposal that Robert Redford of all people would have to offer millions of dollars for someone’s wife to have sex with him. Nowadays, in the real world, the sort of person who has that kind of money and makes that kind of offer runs Twitter dot com
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Hell probably more effective than trying to beat the AI screenings with my actual resume.
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4 months ago
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
4 months ago
Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande. Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
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Erin Biba
4 months ago
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
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leon
4 months ago
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
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augh
4 months ago
Don’t know who made this but thank you
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Tipping the Walmart cashier after my fourth cart-load of shrimp
4 months ago
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Watched Space Truckers last night and it further reinforces that 1) there's a lot of stuff I'll sit through if it's only 90min 2) a movie can be bad but still really fun if it commits to the bit and still genuinely tries to do something interesting
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Kingfisher & Wombat
4 months ago
If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn’t matter if it’s awful Doesn’t matter if it’s nice If it confirms your bias, check it twice! ::clap clap::
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I like how my popping into the district a few times a month to like, go to a show, or have a meal, or play fucking D&D somehow makes me tougher than the entirety of the "alpha" idiots posting about crime from well outside the DMV
4 months ago
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Rory Blank
4 months ago
is it good that a big chunk of the economy right now is predicated on what if bonzi buddy had the power to induce mental illness and make you forget how to do math
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
4 months ago
B-b-b-bennie and the gesserits
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Patricia Wallinga ⛵🎵
5 months ago
🚨ATTENTION EVERYBODY🚨 🚨IT IS FERAL HOGS DAY🚨
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Butterfly themed magical girls but the transformation sequence involves forming a cocoon and briefly turning into a formless soup of component cells
5 months ago
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Abz-J-Harding ☾
5 months ago
The Phantom of the Paradise circa. 2022
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
5 months ago
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
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d.ly
almost 2 years ago
pronouncing “shoegaze” like “Fugazi”
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA
5 months ago
¡pinche neck nerve!
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Topher Florence
6 months ago
full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN)
6 months ago
From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
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Damiano Gerli
6 months ago
George Broussard is pointing to the PC that is uploading the shareware version of Duke Nukem 3D (13 MB IIRC) to the world, back in 96.
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Just watched the child look me right in the eye and blow their harmonica with a mouthful of cheerios and I think that more or less summarizes parenting at this particular age.
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Oregon 🕎🎲
6 months ago
What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity
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Bean J. Bunny
6 months ago
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
7 months ago
Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime
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Jon Bois
7 months ago
being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
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When your toddler refuses headbands or barrettes
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Curious how this is going for all the MAGA voting catholics as they find out that no, they were not in fact ever a part of the christian nationalist endgame. On a positive note, communion will now include a lil sport pepper on the side.
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Don Moynihan
7 months ago
Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a
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