Maz, The
@themaz.bsky.social
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Intrepid explorer of the internet. "He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."
Cleaning product or GWAR band member?
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Bethany Black
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🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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All these sparkling bone broth posers while us real ones sip on a beef fizz
8 days ago
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Ret
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Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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Dr. Thrasher wishes you a militant pride!
19 days ago
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
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My face every time we get a trailer for the upcoming
#GhostInTheShell
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21 days ago
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Used the heated passenger seat to keep my breakfast burrito warm on the drive home. We doing advanced gluttony techniques today.
23 days ago
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www.thegamer.com/iconic-warha...
This one hits. Blanche's aesthetic was foundational to 40k and to my own personal experience when I first encountered the setting the late 90s. Do yourself a favor and check out his old illustrations of 40k, and his more recent work as well.
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Iconic Warhammer 40k Artist John Blanche Has Died
John Blanche was responsible for many iconic pieces of Warhammer artwork and epitomised the grimdark setting of Warhammer 40k.
https://www.thegamer.com/iconic-warhammer-40k-artist-john-blanche-has-died/
30 days ago
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸
about 1 month ago
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
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Jackson O'Brien
about 1 month ago
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Bathtub gin explosion? Still issue.
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about 1 month ago
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Iron Spike
about 1 month ago
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chuu with gun
about 2 months ago
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cayce
2 months ago
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uriel ventris’ post-partum psychosis
2 months ago
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Coach Z approved!
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2 months ago
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Rob Sheridan
3 months ago
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
about 2 years ago
I’m Hercule-pilled. I’m Poirot-maxxing
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Another Angry Woman
about 1 year ago
On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes
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mattie lubchansky
3 months ago
we're all just doing this now huh |
patreon.com/lubchansky
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Emily Gorcenski
3 months ago
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The Time of Cowards · EmilyGorcenski.com
A poem of our times originally written as a Bluesky thread
https://emilygorcenski.com/post/the-time-of-cowards/
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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags (July 5th🎂)
3 months ago
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Naomi
3 months ago
It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield
3 months ago
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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Makadam
4 months ago
So how's 2026 been so far? Yeah...
#b3d
#3danimation
#blender
#animation
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Lousy Smarch weather
4 months ago
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Anna Phylaxis
4 months ago
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Ken Plume
4 months ago
This remains one of my most ridiculous niche jokes and I'm very delighted I wasted so much time crafting it.
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cait (and adonis)
4 months ago
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
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gene rayburn
4 months ago
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
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Let me see if I missed that sale on Rogue Trader...oh
5 months ago
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Happy Meat Day to all who celebrate
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5 months ago
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Completely paralyzed at the thought of throwing this old toaster out because of a single animated film.
5 months ago
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ascalaphid
5 months ago
Molumbo
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Imagine hanging adjustable curtain rods and not taking a moment to pretend to be Son Wukong before you put them up
5 months ago
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This kicks ass and I need a poster of that Sayla drawing
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5 months ago
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Jacob Harris
5 months ago
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago
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George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
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Looking out at the driveway throughout the day
5 months ago
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I wonder if his headstone will be Dilbert shaped
6 months ago
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These are sick and I guess I'm sending more letters in 2026
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6 months ago
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Naming my gingerbread flavored protein powder Jingle All the Whey
6 months ago
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Philip Eil
7 months ago
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
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Dreadnought Holiday
7 months ago
"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!" "Just drive, Dave." "Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy." "You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint." "Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."
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Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.
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7 months ago
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lexaprogrammer
7 months ago
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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shauna
7 months ago
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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abraconagra
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