Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!" "Just drive, Dave." "Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy." "You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint." "Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."

Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]

"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"

Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate

This is what they took from you

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

Happy Columbo’s Day

Standing in Costco doing google searches to figure out if the vilking themed chips are "vikings are neat!" or "oops all white supremacy". I love it here.

maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily

Very cool news: I am going to be the new Entomology & Horticulture Extension Educator for the Cape Cod Cooperative Extension! Paying it forward with the Employment Jelly. It feels like it came in really clutch this time!

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

It was always the most unrealistic part of Indecent Proposal that Robert Redford of all people would have to offer millions of dollars for someone’s wife to have sex with him. Nowadays, in the real world, the sort of person who has that kind of money and makes that kind of offer runs Twitter dot com

Hell probably more effective than trying to beat the AI screenings with my actual resume.

Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande. Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

Don’t know who made this but thank you

Tipping the Walmart cashier after my fourth cart-load of shrimp

Watched Space Truckers last night and it further reinforces that 1) there's a lot of stuff I'll sit through if it's only 90min 2) a movie can be bad but still really fun if it commits to the bit and still genuinely tries to do something interesting

If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn’t matter if it’s awful Doesn’t matter if it’s nice If it confirms your bias, check it twice! ::clap clap::

I like how my popping into the district a few times a month to like, go to a show, or have a meal, or play fucking D&D somehow makes me tougher than the entirety of the "alpha" idiots posting about crime from well outside the DMV

is it good that a big chunk of the economy right now is predicated on what if bonzi buddy had the power to induce mental illness and make you forget how to do math

B-b-b-bennie and the gesserits

🚨ATTENTION EVERYBODY🚨 🚨IT IS FERAL HOGS DAY🚨

Butterfly themed magical girls but the transformation sequence involves forming a cocoon and briefly turning into a formless soup of component cells

The Phantom of the Paradise circa. 2022

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

pronouncing “shoegaze” like “Fugazi”

¡pinche neck nerve!

full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

George Broussard is pointing to the PC that is uploading the shareware version of Duke Nukem 3D (13 MB IIRC) to the world, back in 96.

Just watched the child look me right in the eye and blow their harmonica with a mouthful of cheerios and I think that more or less summarizes parenting at this particular age.

What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity

Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

When your toddler refuses headbands or barrettes

Curious how this is going for all the MAGA voting catholics as they find out that no, they were not in fact ever a part of the christian nationalist endgame. On a positive note, communion will now include a lil sport pepper on the side.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a