Cleaning product or GWAR band member?

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

All these sparkling bone broth posers while us real ones sip on a beef fizz

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

My face every time we get a trailer for the upcoming #GhostInTheShell series

Used the heated passenger seat to keep my breakfast burrito warm on the drive home. We doing advanced gluttony techniques today.

www.thegamer.com/iconic-warha... This one hits. Blanche's aesthetic was foundational to 40k and to my own personal experience when I first encountered the setting the late 90s. Do yourself a favor and check out his old illustrations of 40k, and his more recent work as well.

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Bathtub gin explosion? Still issue.

Coach Z approved!

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

I’m Hercule-pilled. I’m Poirot-maxxing

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

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It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

So how's 2026 been so far? Yeah... #b3d #3danimation #blender #animation

Lousy Smarch weather

This remains one of my most ridiculous niche jokes and I'm very delighted I wasted so much time crafting it.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Let me see if I missed that sale on Rogue Trader...oh

Happy Meat Day to all who celebrate

Completely paralyzed at the thought of throwing this old toaster out because of a single animated film.

Molumbo

Imagine hanging adjustable curtain rods and not taking a moment to pretend to be Son Wukong before you put them up

This kicks ass and I need a poster of that Sayla drawing

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

Looking out at the driveway throughout the day

I wonder if his headstone will be Dilbert shaped

These are sick and I guess I'm sending more letters in 2026

Naming my gingerbread flavored protein powder Jingle All the Whey

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!" "Just drive, Dave." "Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy." "You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint." "Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."

Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok