Happy International Women's Day from your favourite International Woman. To celebrate, why not buy a book about medieval women's history, the cover of which will be marked as offensive on this website? The Once and Future Sex a book by Eleanor Janega - Bookshop.org UK share.google/78MevtXKrK7I...

I've just remembered the weirdest news story from the town I was living in a decade ago. Three separate human feet were found in a local park, over the course of a few months. Police investigated and announced 'nothing to be worried about, they're probably from somebody's private collection.' ...

ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR

Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

This honestly makes me feel comfier here because I came up through twitter, the "having friends is ableist" discourse website

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

Oh yeah now we're talking

Hahahahahahaha cc @paperghost.bsky.social

Dusting this L for Goodwin off to celebrate this, Goodwin Once Again Lost Day masto.ai/@stavvers/11...

Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey

Labour Party press releases tomorrow:

as a side note I think we should do this again, I'd love it if my job was to reach out to famous artists about their views on the news of the day, I would like to print that in the newspaper

So the King removed his titles but could not actually disinherit him, and the government has to date been disinclined to bother since the odds of him actually inheriting (he’s 8th in line and nobody is ill) are so low. if they did it now it would only be to make a point

okay very quick primer for everyone who isn’t a medieval historian: because of History, removing someone from the formal line of succession can’t be done by the monarch; it requires an act of parliament and must be approved by every country that the monarchy is head of- currently 14 plus UK

fuck me i know we're not doing well but that is slow af

New fave adhd object: a wristwatch. Just a little miraculous doohicky that tells me what the time is without telling me I have a ton of texts and emails to look at. 10/10 would recommend.

Roses are red, These times are quite trying

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏 🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏 🎵 that is not your favorite author or a stunning book club offer 🎵 They are asking you for money=it's a scam 👏👏

Coming round to Nadine Dorries thought - she was so real for this

Another Saturday of telling men in football tops “I like your cosplay”

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

Yknow what i respect the hustle of the editors to definitely have had an an emergency meeting and went yeah just publish it we gonna have so many people sharing pics and reading us lmao

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

I wrote about how all our politicians and media are incompetent. I guess that means I’m officially back in the writing game

Quick fact check on the JK Rowling deleting port logs in her super yacht pretty much immediately after she was named in the epstein files! There's no need for misinfo as the truth is damning enough...

really minor point in relation to everything else going on but why the fuck does epstein type like a cat on the internet that is reacting badly to a closed bathroom door?

Did Alex Jones have some kind of Monkey’s Paw thing going on? Now there’s proof a cabal of paedophile murderer billionaires and politicians exists, and the federal government *is* sending masked agents to murder and overthrow 2a, and that cunts showing off his Labubu collection.

An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"

At this rate he'll be reduced to remaining uncharged and unarrested in an even slightly smaller picturesque Royal lodge that he doesn't have to pay for

Would you still love me if going warp 10 turned me into a giant space newt

suggested improvement to men's football: while they all line up to sing the national anthem, the ref should whack them in the nards one by one so he can assess what they actually look like when they're in pain

I am wearing a "some people are trans, get over it" t-shirt, and a man in a cafe just gave me two slices of cheesecake when I only ordered one. I can only assume that, as well as being the morally correct choice, supporting trans people also gets you free cake.

Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.

My general approach to quick, easy cooking is that in actual elapsed time it takes 20 hours to make but in fact you spend maybe 10 minutes at most doing anything and for the rest of the time you're asleep or at the pub.

Absolutely mortified. Spotify generated a playlist for me titled "2000s Dad Rock Mix". And it fucking slaps.

"this is obviously a painting of a giant using his fingers to remove an obtrusive rock from the top of his fallowed field"

AI's talking about a vagina the same way men in the Victorian times did

this raises the glorious possibility that AI somehow actually hasn't seen enough porn and therefore based on its training data, identifies naked female bodies based on a Barbie-doll 'smooth mound',and assumes anything more physiologically complex must be male!

Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on @vaginamuseum.bsky.social website (which our provider has started doing, wasn't a choice) and pretty much every painting of a nude with pussy out, it gendered as "a nude man". Thank u terrible unwanted AI for assuming men have puss as default.

TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off Yucatán but it wasn't noted because everyone was at the other conference

This train is calling at Liverpool, Warrington, Manchester Airport, Manchester Airport, Warrington and Warrington, where this train will terminate.