If I’m going out I’m getting an anpan 🤤

What is the capitalistic breakdown of why every new build is always either storage or car washes?! It makes me uneasy

So they coined the term “post con depression” for the feeling of sadness you feel after a convention is over. Some people live their lives not going to them and that’s fine but if you haven’t, go! It’s a world of people like you. You feel less alone at them

Writing “lore update” at the beginning of every journal entry.

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”

I’m angry at all this Epstein and war stuff because Obama was like “yeah aliens exist” and we’re too busy to be able to stop and talk about it. I wanted a follow up!!!!

Being a switch means Leon Kennedy when he’s whimpering and also Leon Kennedy when he’s making jokes while he’s tied up.

So over a year ago I mentioned that we had a pass that takes you to all the state parks and I had organized it by marking distance away, what they have and a mark if it’s day trip worthy.. anyway, we got it again and we took work off of spring break to get more out of it. I’m so excited and type A

No one asked but I identify with the sun. I like people who are moons. Both shining at two different times with our own world to shine over.

Men these days are dressing like Mads Mikklesen in Bleeder (1999) and I’m here for it.

If he doesn’t get absolutely rock hard when A Cruel’s Angel Thesis or Tank! starts playing then he’s for the streets.

My type of person is intense but fun

We’re playing Hollow Knight Silksong with our kids and Resident Evil Requiem together but let me tell you guys… Resident Evil is easier.. Dark Souls for kids?!

She inspires me more than anyone I’ve ever met.

Something cliche but I saw this awhile ago but it was about how generational traumas really work. My parents separation was the breaking of a generational trauma and I tell people all the time I am never anti-divorce I’m anti-staying together for the kids

1920s sex would kill the average 2020s man.

I have watched Caseoh everyday for the last two years almost. He’s my background noise and honestly a part of our family.

I really love when a Japanese movies concept is basically just “what if everything was absurd?” With a society as rigid and conforming as the Japanese it’s always amazing to see them be like “what if everything didn’t fucking matter, in fact, what if it was ridiculous” that’s an amazing rebellion

Y’all I made tri tip sandwiches for dinner with toum, caramelized onions, and a fig glaze on the freshest baguette.. I am in heaven. Didn’t need cheese. Didn’t need to be toasted 🤤

My son traded his school like “award money” to get me this necklace so I took these photos of it and couldn’t decide which one to keep so HERES MY FACE 🥰

I’m open to falling from grace

I think the people around here are so used to the area they don’t explore but I love exploring the area by foot. Getting a sense of what this place really is

AY I GOT A BREAD HOOK UP TODAY 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Idk man I like my body. Sometimes it’s annoying and I wish I was just pure spirit floating around but I don’t like want to cut my stomach skin or get plastic surgery

You know that meteor/meatier joke about the dinosaurs? That but it’s me talking about the movie Crash and making sure they’re talking about the right one

“We’re against AI actors that would take OUR jobs. But fuck the visual effects and cinematography teams because AI is a tool” Hollywood SUCKS pirate movies!

I mean this as someone whose license plate cover 17 years ago was “my other car is the Serenity” I’m really good. Wash died and Joss Whedon sucks so I’m good.

I am always so busy so today I got to have a rot around day and just decompress and not exist for anyone else and it was the best form of therapy I could ever need. I’m back baby!!!

I have dark humor. I love dark humor. It’s just not hateful humor. It’s not just being mean and saying it’s a joke because that’s weird as hell

I have lipedema but you got me messed up if you think I’m going to do liposuction to fix it. Because I would rather have cellulite all over my fat ass and thick thighs then not have a fat ass and thick thighs.

False alarm guys I wasn’t actually gonna get wild, I just needed to eat 🥰👼🏽🎉

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

I’m off of the Eurodance throwbacks and onto the classic throwbacks 🛼

Hey let’s not normalize being jealous of other women. Women have died because of womens jealousy of other women. Because that self hatred is rooted in misogyny and wanting to be advanced in a patriarchal hierarchy. That includes white liberal women low key thinking they’re better than woc lets NOT

I am so tired of seeing Star Trek pages be so conservative, overtly religious, and pro AI. I’m tired of unfollowing Star Trek pages who don’t even understand the show apparently

I’m dancing around to 90s Eurodance music and my husband comes in with coffee and breakfast and then walked right out.. is this how the 1% live?!

Me and the girls celebrating International Women's Day

I tell people I love the intensity of cooking sometimes. How the controlled chaos it really is helps me relax and they laugh at me… before going to play the hardest game known to man as a form relaxation..

See my problem is that when I talk about dressing more like the early 2000s (Y2K for the Gen Z) it’s not in Juicy and Hollister.. I mean like I was really into Takashi Murakami at prime MIA releasing Arular colors on colors phase…

This is the most accurate statement ever!!!! Like people would say “oh you dated guys in bands so like fully tatted and pierced guys” and I was just like “uhhhhhhh”

This might be so dumb and none of you care but this thing my husband and I did described us as “the wild feminine and the mature masculine the balance of polarity and safety” and I will be crying the next year because that’s so beautiful I do think that 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Do you know why I am so excited about community events honestly? Because evil thrives in isolation. My family wasn’t great and the people running our world isn’t great but we can not spend our money on chains and we can spend our time and resources together and it’s like a fuck you to evil people.

“Women hate men as a system. Men hate women as people”

I heard him giggling last night and this mother fucker did it again!! I am a biblically accurate angel thank you very much 👼😇😈

Do you know what’s weird? I keep having nightmares about my grandmas funeral with my family.. but when I dream about my grandma it’s never a nightmare.

Always a good day to share this 🖖

Me singing everytime I see any plant: “it’s Resident Evil girl dinner”