My husband playing For The People: “I’m running a communist commune and get charged with subversion..” me: “I’ve literally never been more turned on in my life.”

This song is giving hot hairy chested man with aviator sunglasses and a thick mustache strutting down the street… I love it

You grew up in an environment that was rooted in secrecy. Power dynamics were happening beneath the surface. There were a lot of things left unsaid. You learned early that survival meant reading between the lines.. but you’re a cycle breaker. That toxicity can stay in the past.

It’s crazy that I was a kid telling people Suicide Club is my favorite movie because my parents “didn’t believe in censorship” what do you mean?!?

Having a genuine internal struggle if I should take my oldest to see Backrooms the day it comes out after finding out it’s reviews have come back as “bloody imagery” but we have deep dived this world (as much as I can safely guide him through it) since he was in kindergarten and he’s so excited..

My brother was on a comedy podcast and when he was (we have a very unique last name) people would come up to me and ask me if I knew him.. and I remind him about it all the time

Vibes for the day

Ok but the way he sings “what’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?” That… Would’ve worked on me 😋

“Is there any talents that you have that would make you a good fit for our company?” “Yes I can do the whole Laura Linney courtroom monologue from Primal Fear off rip at any given moment..” “Jesus Christ, you’re hired”

a borg is a goth a romulan is a different kind of goth

Getting the DJ from Blade to play my funeral

I hate when I’m so excited to talk about what I like because I have a horrible memory so I forget a lot of random words and I think people think I’m lying. I promise I’m not!!

Another local film festival is popping up in our city and I am so giddy about it.

Stop performing. The world loved you when you showed up as your authentic self.. you wasted so much time hiding your real self away.. fuck them… you are worth knowing

In my perfect Solarpunk utopia it would be all about walkability and our markets would be like a bunch of garage sales and we’d do trades and our worth wouldn’t be connected to how much money we have in our bank accounts or what SUV we drive

You guys!!!!! I just got the perfect spice rack and wooden serving bowls for like $3… I just… I love garage sales

A boundary is not telling someone else what they can or cannot do, that’s control. A boundary is what YOU will do. It’s not “you can’t do that” it’s “if you do that, I will remove myself” I’m tired of seeing people being awful and using wrong therapy speech

This big multi-family Mother’s Day Fantasy Festival adventure is all I can think about!!! You guys I’m going more peasant.. more layers!!!!

“Healthy adults don’t punish other adults. Of course decisions have consequences but if your partner is punishing you like you’re a child, that’s an obvious red flag” I’m gonna need him to say it louder, some people are hard of hearing 👀

My son just asked if he could bring my Lament Configuration for his KINDERGARTEN show and tell 🫣

Ok but the Joker said “I’m not like a socialist, I am a socialist” and somehow young white incel bros were like “oh I am just like him we both have been pushed to our breaking point” and it kills me. That and the Tate followers who watched Fight Club like it wasn’t a gay allegory..

Stop.. women are asking their men to record themselves saying her name while doing pushups and it’s a trend?! See I’m not the only one advocating for men moaning more 🤭

David Lynch in the streets, John Waters in the sheets

I work east coast time y’all I shouldn’t be awake this early I’m already usually on tired time

They say people who listen to a lot of podcasts are lonely people. But, I have noticed the people who listen to podcasts all the time (sure maybe they’re lonely) but they are lifelong learners. They feel connected to themselves more because they feel like they’re learning something. It’s kind of rad

Quadruples your sex drive… or more… I didn’t want to frighten you 🤭

It’s a complex feeling seeing your city go from “gritty to pretty.” I am happy because people deserve to live in a clean place.. but not on the back of gentrification. On the back of people not affording to live there anymore. No one cared about paving streets when everyone was brown…

Fake it till you make it. I believe in you 😉

Guys, if you’re with a partner and have kids.. you don’t need to do anything crazy but you need to do something. Even if you take your kids to the dollar store to get a bunch of stuff and it totals like $10… it still means something. I know a lot of people don’t have money right now..

Every day I read a story about one of our tech fascist companies dictating to the government what they're allowed to do or not do and I go 1% more insane

I love the idea that every Mexican person I talk to is like “no we don’t do anything for Cinco De Mayo” but every white person I’ve met makes it a whole celebration. It’s so funny. It’s the St. Patrick’s syndrome where everyone is Irish during St. Patrick’s. Everyone is Mexican on Cinco De Mayo

I think it’s amazing that Akira is so famous.. but.. when I think of Akira I remember the psychological body horror.. but society only ever talks about the slide

Happy birthday Karl Marx

Idk what’s in the air but tell me why I met a mom at my kids school AT THE GROCERY STORE and she just came back from Magic Con because she makes Magic content online and we talked about everything and now I have been brought into a magic night.. like I’m meeting my people lately it’s been amazing

I’m not gonna sit here and let anyone disrespect the 90s Mortal Kombat movie!!! That music made me want to get up and fight someone. Now.. questionable stuff in the movie but like for the time.. such a fun one

Hey so everyone who went to the met gala are purposefully picking the side of Jeff Bezos. Their silence and presence is loudly announcing their stance.

That Metal Gear Solid cut scene “The digital society furthers human flaws and selectively rewards development of convenient half truths” was more predictive that George Orwell on the future of government and society.

I also haven’t shopped at Target in two full years… I am not a coward when it comes to a boycott. I don’t care if it’s not the biggest thing in the world.. it means something to me morally

On Star Wars day and in light of Disney’s mass layoffs to replace people with AI I would like to remind you all that Star Wars was about fighting imperialism and being the resistance.. but now it is own and create by the imperialists and I don’t have any interest in supporting anything new Star Wars

*in a threatening way* you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do it on the discovery channel 💋

May the 4th be with you. Or at least motivate you to fight against imperialism.

I had a dream about a frutiger aero aesthetic style utopia and now I’m trying harder to jump off the fascist dystopian future we’re heading towards and rebuild a Solarpunk style future with my people.

We are composed of the same matter that makes up the rain and the stars. Us and the sun aren’t so different. So when I’m feeling down.. I look up at the sky and suddenly I feel like I’m who I was always supposed to be.

Hey I’m sorry if I was cranky.. I got squish cuddled and I’m back to normal ☺️

Every year I do this fantasy ren faire style festival and if you think I’m not reusing the same corset I wore last year, and for the Beltane party.. you’re crazy. I’m not buying new stuff every time, I’ll just switch how I wear it!!!!

People tell me all the time that I’m an extrovert and I’m like an ENFJ I guess BUT I don’t think people get that I’ve had two get together this weekend and they were a blast but mentally I want to lay in bed and cuddle while I watch old comfort shows. I need to recoup after every talking day.

Never forget where you came from

I love when I hear H Jon Benjamin’s voice and it’s a clip of Home Movies. It makes me feel giddy.