Very honored to be the one to let most of you know these exist.

I will never understand why they replaced community submitted subtitles for this nonsense Real human people were happy and willing to make subtitles in a variety of languages for free, and the creator had full control of what submissions were used And they GOT RID OF IT

are YOU and UP TO X of your friends BAD ENOUGH DUDES to pick a WALNUT up OFF THE GROUND with nothing but the CLENCHING OF YOUR BUTT HOLE MUSCLES???? EVERYONE PRESENT MUST LIFT THE NUT VISIBLY OFF THE GROUND AT LEAST ONCE you now share an UNBREAKABLE and KINDA STRANGE BOND

*Johnny Cash voice* 🎶I hear the trash trucks coming they're rolling round the bend but i put all the cans out last night just before ten🎶

This. Cannot overstate the weariness from every product I buy, every interaction I have, every website I visit, every place I go, and every service I already pay to use turning into a vehicle for advertising about unrelated bullshit

I know this is long but I strongly encourage you to read this incredible reply chain, which contains two buzzer-beater contenders for Post Of The Year.

At midnight today, it will have been 2016 for the past decade.

A bunch of weirdos with a documented party history of pedophilia who are in the middle of covering for Epstein want to hang out at child care centers. Fucking freaks. And we should say so.

Aw yeah this rips. youtu.be/HJgjZ6vbHI0?...

“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”

Great sign. They are *desperate* to make some money off this stupid thing which probably also means they're seeing the infinite money spigot being turned off in the foreseeable future

The concerns about piracy were only ever about profits for companies, and now that bigger firms can make bigger profits from suck theft, it is ok.

This movie feels like it was filmed inside a PS3. I don’t mean the CGI is bad, I mean that when I imagine if you could live inside a PS3, like if there was a place in there, this is what it would look like.

Entering 2026 like

What a rush

Excited to hear the OpenAI Dyson sphere will prioritize advertisers. That's a Kardashev Type II brand campaign right there!

This is a *bad* flu season If you're not vaccinated get vaccinated. It's hitting really hard and it's hitting hard very early.

This photo is dedicated to the blessed memory of the inventor of electric blankets

THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable. If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.

Marjorie Taylor Green is the Kyrsten Sinema of Lauren Boeberts.

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

the whole "you shouldn't credulously repeat his insane lies" vs. "we have to cover what he says, the president's remarks are intrinsically newsworthy" debate hits a little different when you notice that the media literally is not listening to him and/or thinking about what he means

WSJ breaks significant news reporting that Mar-a-Lago’s spa *for years* regularly sent young staffers to Epstein’s home purportedly to give him massages, contorts its scoop to find a more flattering angle for Trump, and still gets an icy blast of a comment from Leavitt. www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...

And you shouldn’t feel like you’re weird for it. America gave a huge signal that it doesn’t want to treat other places well, and their isn’t a real resistance at the strategic level to that Even the most prominent anti Trumpers are mocking what actually makes America great z Why pay for that

And in the end, the GOP got its wish. The Satanic panic around daycare led to a rapid and lasting reduction in Americans' trust in childcare providers, which helped prevent the US from ever building a national childcare system, and helped flatten the growth in maternal employment. 7/

i remember talking about this issue polarizing on party lines but it seems like the actual divide is going to be elected officials, who are all 9000 years old and were best friends with golda meir, vs voters, who think its not great that israel keeps killing so many kids

The Satanic Panic had other inputs as well: the revival of very old witch coven lore into “secret satanic cabal” tropes in popular culture; general unease about cults following Jonestown etc; “recovered” memories using hypnosis; sensationalist tabloid TV; deprogrammers and other moral entrepreneurs…

This was a major factor, yes—like a big pile of cultural kindling

anyone who didn't think this was going to happen is incredibly stupid and probably shouldn't be allowed on a computer without supervision

Whole lot of people really want to pre-give forgiveness to people who are not asking for forgiveness and are still causing harm and fuck that shit.

Open up this picture fully. Then look at the surface of Mars. Then look up to the top right. Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky. Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos. That's Earth.

NPR reported today that the overwhelming majority of the aid Israel is allowing into Gaza is *commercial.* In other words, Israel is banning free food and shelter aid and only allowing in goods that Palestinians have to buy. With money they don't have.

If you've noticed that your IMDb page has shrunken dramatically, here is the "original voice" purist hall monitor below supposedly responsible for that:

Visiting US 2 Stevens, hearing multiple reports of cars passing the pilot car line and within 2 minutes see this rude move by an inconsiderate driver doing just that. This isn't just obnoxious, it is unsafe. You are endangering crews and fellow travelers. Just don't.

This was a pretty good one

Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.

Software as a wannabe engineering discipline is a disgraceful shambles; founders routinely take pride in rejecting prior expertise. The cultural scene is laughable at best, and at its worst it gives us apologia for things like nrx and network state fascism-as-a-service.

Silicon Valley shares much of America's deeply intrinsic anti-intellectualism, but because the people living there are 1) rich and 2) do things with high-tech computers (therefore, smart) people assume the opposite.

Recall that Trump/Miller have refused to deport Abrego Garcia to Costa Rica even though he's signaled acceptance of that. They must deport him to the country of *their* choice because otherwise it won't look dehumanizing and cruel enough. This is abominable conduct. newrepublic.com/article/2043...

Our library has this as an ebook, yours might too.

It’s gonna be one of the times I got noticed grumbling about the democratic part being shit at everything, which always brings a bunch of absolute fucking weirdos out of the woodwork to say actually they are good at everything and I probably want Trump to win or some dumb shit.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/

Listen, I don't mean to tell you your business, but if you are anywhere in the Pacific Northwest area and you are serious about your journey as a comics creator, this is a gift... see you there!

pedocon theory once again inescapably true

Grimes continues to cause me embarrassment at having likes that one album by being a usefil Idiot to fascists.

Microplastics are here to stay; that's why we need to eat them responsibly in the classroom

Remember when every leader wanted their picture taken with Greta? She is still that truth teller, they just can't face the truth of their crimes.