i lost focus and had an extramarital slice of pizza

Happy birthday, David Attenborough! Scientists gifted him a tiny wasp namesake (to add to a menagerie that includes a genus of marine reptiles from the Early Jurassic, a critically endangered echidna, multiple plants, insects and spiders, and a ghost shrimp)

those are new #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

There’s too many things to be mad about right now

Texas Tech is starting to reveal which texts are banned under its new prohibition against "Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity" research. Among them are six books of the Bible: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, and Galatians. 🧵 of other banned works. Yes, this is real.

We've come a long way but it still seems like most big time charlatans are men. We need more Women In Fraud

I am pleasantly full of chicken

Between you and me #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Me: I want, like, May Queen vibes, but I don't want to draw a lot of flowers.

It's time to do a wretched thing or two #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Tachycardia Pretzels

The tendency #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

nuggets of chicken

Solid Advice From Xellos #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Sillies. Billies, even. #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Sometimes cheeseburger and a cookie IS the best medicine.

Dio would. #tomodachilife #jjba

Manga Misty 💧 #pokemon #art #ポケモン

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

I really want a brownie and I don't even like brownies (we exist) so what's up with that. There must be some mineral that I require that my body is using the signifier of the brownie to communicate but it's hard to say what.

Like, the takeaway here is, it's fake, gang. It's all fake. Hungary funneling cash to US conservatives. Tucker Carlson having fewer than 8,000 subscribers. Conservative streamers taking Putin money. Now Ben losing whatever teat he was suckling at. None of this is popular. It's just fucking LOUD.

Screenshot redraw! #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Hey artists, share something! 💛

we dont throw away perfectly good food in this house! we put it in the fridge and wait for it to go bad and THEN throw it away. as is good and proper

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

Sweet & Spicy, page 7 #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #comics #firealpaca

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

Dr Frankenstein: it’s alive! Igor: great! what should we name him Dr frankenstein: uh we won’t igor: I dunno, might lead to some confusion Dr frankenstein: it will literally never come up

lina comm for @irongarden.bsky.social

Water water everywhere #Pokemon #Art #FireAlpaca

Screenshot redraw! #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #art #firealpaca

here is your horoscope for today

what up with boys with light brown hair thinking they're blond

Lack of lasso tool really hitting me hard #art #traditionalart

Type of guy who thinks 3:30 is supper time

Please don't ask for an explanation. You gotta get there on your own I'm not telling you guys #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

KADOKAWA collection announces that the scale figure of Lina Inverse from "SLAYERS" will be available for pre-order in June 2026. ⟢ Stay tuned for more information. ⟢ Scheduled for release in February 2027. #スレイヤーズ #Slayers

Vegetables #tomodachilife

A lovely Filia piece if I do say so myself 💛💜💛 Loosely based on a redraw meme going around atm ^^;; #SlayersTry #スレイヤーズ ( #xelfi if you squint )

[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D | 3DS]

(offers you a silly boy) #Dandadan #Art #FireAlpaca

swallowed up #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Filia proposed to Xellos in Tomodachi Life today because I'm very good at that mini game and he said yes and my mii sang at their wedding

Cross-breeze my beloved

Spring is unfortunately also a time of morning baby birds who fell to their deaths out of their nests on their first day of life.