Put me in, coach! #Haikyuu #Art #FireAlpaca

If only someone had warned us

Unseemly! #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

lol

There's cake over there #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

There should be more multigenerational business that have "And Daughter" in the name. As a daughter, I like that.

You lead #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Oh no. Is Tumblr down again?

Maybe I am crazy too #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

I always forget how hard Pringles goes with anything spicy. How am I supposed to eat hot chip and lie like this?

Me eating corn chips with avocado mash, cantaloupe and protein shake for dinner: I am nailing this nutrition thing

I didn't kill any teens engaging in premarital sex yesterday. I didn't eat any pie today. And I'm thinking I probably won't engage in a violent conspiracy tomorrow... ...It's like I've lost the reason for the season...

Secrets in these tomes #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

lil guy #Pokemon #Art #FireAlpaca

Let's all calm down #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Man, abs really hold a grudge when you work them out...

Me eating an expired fiber bar like "this tastes bad"

I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

🐢 #pokopia

UPDATE: There is no war, this is a war, the war ends soon, the war is just beginning, Iran’s nuclear program is gone, Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks, Iran has no navy, Iran is planting mines, Iran is weak, Iran could attack California, oil is down which is good, oil is up which is good.

Here I come to save the day! #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #Art #FireAlpaca

Are we all having fun? #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Don't worry about what I'm doing worry about what you're doing #art #firealpaca

there are many, many depictions of the faerie folk in fiction but I think the Nac Mac Feegle may be my very favorite “Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”

The easiest way to never get in arguments on social media is to assume the other person is 13. Does their bio say "45, husband, father, Christian"? No it doesn't, that boy is 13. Don't argue with a 13-year-old, you weirdo.

(Miss Piggy Karate noise) #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

My knees are 800 years old

“International Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.

🦊 #CultOfTheLamb #Art #Comic #FireAlpaca

Why wear my heart on my sleeve? It looks so good in your hand. #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

I'll never be as strong and fast as my volleyball boys

New crop came in #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

My cat is having such a good time. The sparrow have been at our bird feeder all winter but now we got starlings and red-wing blackbirds too. No to mention our local squirrel acrobat.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

Sweet & Spicy, page 4 #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #comics #firealpaca

There's so many things you could trick me into eating by putting crispy onions on top.

oh how you'll cry when your precious buppy dog turns into a sexually mature adult human man #pokemon #art #firealpaca

It’s been a minute since I drew her… #slayers

Promise? #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

Doodled the new Fire Puppy :3c

Perfect bunny loaf

psa

Crying and shaking and pissing and shitting over angles #Art #FireAlpaca

I'm not me when I'm hungry. I'm a slightly angrier version of me that snaps a lot and pouts when I'm hungry.

Everybody's starry-eyed #Slayers #スレイヤーズ #ゼロフィリ #xelfi #art #firealpaca

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.