I'm sure no one at all will find this relatable Wondermark #1573; The Threat of Doing

Longtime readers will remember, seven years ago, when I posted several Wondermark strips in a row that all seemed to be variations on the same joke. Starting here.

Get yourself a friend who will NOT let things hurt you EVEN if they do not exist Wondermark #1572; In which a Joke is disowned

Those stickers are paying for your hand soap, kiddo!! Wondermark #1571; Of Integrity and Youth, Part 2 ↩️ Part 1 here

Let's get our messaging straight, as parents Wondermark #1570; Of Integrity and Youth

It's nice to have friends over who share your hobbies. Wondermark #108; In which a Briefing occurs

tell me all the businesses that inexplicably survived or inexplicably failed in your neighborhood Wondermark #1569; The Foldery has Folded

has there ever been a worse harbinger of doom than the phrase "not a question, more of a comment..." Wondermark #1393; In which the Floor is Open

Spring time is party time! Just be careful out there! Wondermark #1568; In which there's a Hot Time Tonight

I've got my Saturday afternoon free, how long could it possibly take? Wondermark #649; In which Joanne has Big Plans

Don't you hate it when someone calls you an idiot without ANY POSSIBLE WAY OF KNOWING how much of an idiot you really are!! Wondermark #1567; In which the Road is shared

I believe this is an accurate and concise summary of our present understanding of neurochemistry Wondermark #1566; The Roiling Storm Within

another pedantic comic by me about logic problems with the the fictional space wizards Wondermark #1194; It's the Dune Sea for Me

Here's a comic from 2015, back when we only had one sequel movie to squint at and say "Huh, they really went that way with it" Wondermark #1187; It was a Long Time Ago

That's the end of this series! I think I have gone sufficiently deep on this topic. There are no further depths to plumb. Time to come up for air. Wondermark #1565; A Cold Stare From a Tall Bookshelf (Part 4 of 4) ↩️ Start from Part 1

This week and for the next few weeks over at gocomics.com/wondermark I'm running some Classics from the earliest year(s) of Wondermark. Very curious to watch the commenters engage with what I consider a very different era and style in the strip's history.

RIP pope

Reading is also, sometimes, time travel. Wondermark #1564; A Cold Stare From a Tall Bookshelf (Part 3) ↩ Continued from Part 1

Reading can be so fun except when it's not fun at all, which can also be its own type of twisted fun Wondermark #1563; A Cold Stare From a Tall Bookshelf (Part 2) ↩ Continued from Part 1

Here's the link to back the campaign on its final day!! swiy.co/bolted-dmbs

I wrote a bunch more on Patreon about this (unlocked post): www.patreon.com/posts/125856... Short version: - Tariffs suck, but I will honor my stated prices - However, this might be the game's only print run - Also, I am having a lot of fun making this game. It's true! It's been a mental lifeboat.

Today is the last day for the 🔩 BOLTED campaign on Backerkit! I'll be doing a livestream later today to work on game cards, count down the final minutes, and enjoy some creative fun time. I'll be joined by my friend @ryannorth.ca !! 12:30pm Pacific time at twitch.tv/davidmalki

reading is very fun Wondermark #1562; A Cold Stare From a Tall Bookshelf

BOLTED playtesting continues! You can sign up here to play the game with me -- specific times are in the image OR, if you want to play with your own group and send me notes on how well you understand the rule sheet, sign up here!

"I think we should call someone to look at that weird spot on the ceiling." Wondermark #1526; The Spot Treatment http://wondermark.com/c1526

I had a chance to play this game, and it’s every bit as fun and unique as it looks. Crowdfunding now—definitely worth two minutes of your time to click through and check it out!

beautiful AND delicious!! Wondermark #1561; Confessions of a Confection

If you are still on The Accursed Facebook, could you help me out by giving this post a like so the algo doesn't bury it for being promotional? www.facebook.com/wondermarkdo...

The first-ever Wondermark card game is live now on Backerkit! BOLTED is a game of "making friends." swiy.co/bolted-wmbs

After a long five years away...I'm returning to Emerald City Comic Con next week! Upstairs at booth #20211 #eccc #eccc2025

sorry for posting autobio on main Wondermark #1560; In which a Lad is Lobbed

long thread about an interesting moment in ancient Wondermark history

“Sales are down for our line of savory jellies. WHY DON’T CONSUMERS WANT THESE JELLIES?” Wondermark #1491; As Nature Intended http://wondermark.com/c1491

The story concludes. We will leave Borgus here, completely OK with the situation, well equipped to move into the future in a healthy and capable fashion. Wondermark # 1559; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 8 of 8) ↩️ Part 1 is here

at least TRY to look like you're into it!! Wondermark # 1326; In which Satisfaction is sought wondermark.com/c/1326/

Our heroes learn there is much more they do not know... Wondermark # 1558; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 7 of 8) ↩️ Part 1 is here

Borgus rolls the dice. Wondermark # 1557; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 6 of 8) ↩️ Part 1 is here

“After I published my feature article in Origami Quarterly, I got a letter from a reader.” Wondermark #1492; Epistolaries at Dawn http://wondermark.com/c1492/

'Tis the season for family... Wondermark #1181–1184; Santa's Older Brother (A story in 4 parts)

LATE NIGHT SECRET UPDATE: I fundamentally do not like or trust Meta, but in this spirit of throwing things against the wall here, I have decided to rerun the entire Wondermark archive on Instagram from the beginning. It will probably take about five years. instagram.com/wondermarkco...

"NOW LOOK HERE! I have reason to believe YOU have been gently scuffing your shoes on my driveway EVERY DAY for the last EIGHT YEARS!" Wondermark #1511; In which a Neighbor takes Action http://wondermark.com/c1511

Does ignorance begin in the home? Wondermark # 1556; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 5 of 8) ↩ Part 1 is here

"HERE you are! I didn’t realize you were such an avid gardener!" #1496; Requiescat in Peonies http://wondermark.com/c1496

Borgus learns more about the goblins. Wondermark # 1555; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 4 of 8) ↩ Part 1 is here; read the thread in order

"What have you been DOING all day?" "Watching idiots. Seeing what they’re up to, what they’re talking about. Marveling at their varied plumage." Wondermark #1515; Gaping at the Vapid http://wondermark.com/c1515

I'm testing out a new email newsletter service - looking for some brave volunteers to sign up now and let me know if they get an automated email tomorrow (i.e., does it show up in your inbox, does it go to spam, etc) app.feedpress.com/e/mailverify...

"All you really NEED to survive is food, water, and shelter." Wondermark #1512; An Expounding of the Essentials http://wondermark.com/c1512

THE STORY CONTINUES... Wondermark #1534; In which a Home is Haunted (Part 3)

"Being a post-deluge tide-floater paid well, so Benton never felt he could complain about how annoying it was to have to wash salt, kelp, and tears out of his pants cuffs each night. Most of his friends were barely eking by with underwater jobs now. At least he got to listen to podcasts."

I’m doing a very simple one-day-only holiday promo – I’ve created a convention table at home, and you can visit it virtually! Tune in anytime you like on Twitch between 11am–6pm Pacific time on Sunday. I’ll be working on comics in between chatting with “attendees.” twitch.tv/davidmalki