Hell Yes @smith.senate.gov my queen

'The rise' is because they're strictly better. People only eat Chicken breasts because they value feeling like they're being healthy more than they value eating good food

Space docking toothpaste from the full size tube to an empty sample tube from the dentist

Starting every day at 8am with 3 hours of meetings is my version of hell. I'm living in my own, bespoke version of hell.

🚨 Milwaukee Ave. house for sale 🚨 www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

20 cents above what front-month gasoline implies. Probably a little bit heavy but only by about ten cents.

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

Getting really into Gin & Tonic again

Dune 3 trailer slaps. Haters be damned.

Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:

Start with talking about its friends and hobbies, then move the conversation towards their ambitions , dreams, and relationship with it's mom

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Friends ebike was stolen out of their garage last night during the middle of the snowstorm. Quite brazen. Took his 9 year old son's bike too..

Our Somali neighbors have their windshield wipers flipped up for the storm. Who can still question they are just as minnesotan as any of us?

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups

Got my money on 8" tomorrow night. Whenever theres a huge storm out end up being 8"

New neighbor is young and down to make a buck so for $20 they're cleaning the branches off my roof that got knocked down in the storm last night - can I get a 'hell yeah' in the chat?

someone on marketplace has been trying to sell this couch for weeks and the price keeps getting lower and I just don’t think thats the issue

it's not just going to be serious debt people, tbh, like, it is actually going to a capital P problem by the time a dem takes office, not a made-up one, and anyone running for office this year or in two years is going to have to be part of a solution, we actually *can't* kick the can much further

One fun side-effect of craft brewing/hazy craze deflation is people aren't so obnoxious about it. No IBU bros claiming to know about dankness and gravity. Flipside is when rant for 10 minute about diacetyl rests, and historical brewing practices people don't bother acting like they care anymore

Could this be a solution?

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

Pitch an unnecessary sequel: The seventh sense

current status

I feel bad for people who don't like onions and tomatoes. Tastiest things in the world.

“There’s an intractable and escalating crisis choking off the world’s fuel supply without any plausible end in sight” versus “No there isn’t”

So glad no one actually seems to know what the strategic goal of this war is, that’s historically always turned out Extremely Well

just keep doing the war and say something like "oh no not like that" at 4:15pm every weekday to keep the market humming; should buy you a week or two

Ok, fine. I'll vote for Gavin Newsom in every election but the one for presdient

Season 3 of Will Stancil is going to some weird places but I appreciate that the writers are struggling to outdo themselves after S2 and I welcome the creativity

Woke 2.0 is coming up with all new kitchen table issues and it rules

Feel like I gotta delete my history after pulling up "Brazilian Girls - Good Time"

We're all in agreement that we don't need to shovel this morning right

Burrito is the best food for all 3 meals. There are others that can work in a pinch, or if you stretch the definition but no matter which meal, I'm happy to be served a burrito.

so many people are going to have their lives transformed by eBikes ❤️

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

What the fuck is with the new Subaru outback. Did some exec require it look as evil and ugly as possible?

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Love when you click someone's profile and within 5 posts you decide they're an easy follow

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

Listening to the drone right now

U.S. officials and lawmakers with access to classified information say the Trump administration’s assertions about threats from Iran are incomplete, unsubstantiated, or flat-out wrong.

I'm pretty sure coldwell banker owes me %age on this sale for spreading the listing. Would also be willing to accept a 20% discount. And cover the down payment. And the HOA fees.

When the news is depressing I like to scan Zillow for cool houses (that i'll never afford, implicitly). This one's actually achievable for humans. Just imagine pointing to Midtown Global market from 3 miles away and saying "I live there - yes in the tower" www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?

Non-Midwesterners will never know the joy of live music accompanying you picking up a few light bulbs, some compost, a gallon of milk and a box of GRK screws