I know i run the risk of getting added to the Louvre of Bluesky for this, but DON'T FUCKING RECORD A VIDEO WHILE DRIVING. These are definitely unprecedented times, and it looks like he's driving through the desert, but just DON'T DO IT. Full stop.

Saw my first Waymo in the city on Saturday - Southbound on 26th Ave turning west on to 26th Street. Had to do a doubletake and couldn't tell if there was a human driver. It's a light industrial area, so perhaps have storage/parking there.

Reminds me. It's almost time to watch S7E7: "Last Gingerbread house on the left" again

Fuck fuck fuck the Paw Patrol is on to me fuck shit fuck I gotta get out of here fuck

This is driving me nuts, as well. Kinda just starting to feel like AI is a branding/marketing term.

I don't say this lightly, but halle-fuckinh-lujah

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

"Would you feel comfortable living in New York City under a Mamdani administration?" Trump: "I would" Ackman just started throwing up and crying.

Need to start carrying a laser pointer and lighting up people's phones when I'm in the bus

We’ve 100% lost the war on using phones while driving and it’s the worst.

I'm not saying we should, but I am saying there's an opening to give this information to a bunch of space obsessed annoying men and tell them this is what they have to get used to eating if they want to do space immortality -

If I was more impulsive, I'd buy this house - once home to Robert M. Pirsig, authoer of Zenn & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

I’m howling.

chatgpt is down, post handmade em dashes

i am going to continue to maintain that normal people hate this shit, and people will *especially* hate *this* shit

I just got an email with TOS updates from Google and I can't believe what's in their new EULAs

Living their best life

Wife's work computer stopped working with the external monitor and wasn't able to fix it after futzing with it for an hour. I am a failed man.

"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor

oh my God

I ate so much at Animales I might die

100% And the Epstein scandal at its heart is about elite impunity and rich people literally screwing ordinary Americans with no consequences. There is a direct through line between this and oligarchs and elites stripping gov't for parts, making life unaffordable, cutting health care, etc.

Saw One Battle. Holy hell what a wild ride. Chase scene at the end had my heart racing

Like this post if I should finally go see One Battle After Another by myself tonight. RT if I should stay home and play ARC Raiders

🎼🎤 Come on! It's a nice day for a, white chili, aw!🎵🎶

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

I hike this savanna all the time and can't wait to see the undergrowth restored Pretty damn windy day for a controlled burn. Most have gone well because I haven't been hearing sirens all morning

I have a new strategy for getting a song stuck in my head: Deee-lite's "groove is in the heart". Works like a charm, and Lady Miss Kier is an icon.

He's trying so hard to sound tough but all I hear is "SOMETIMES I DOUBT YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION!"

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender

Kissing the frozen earth

Guys I might be stuck in Ohio. CMH is the worst place to be on a Sunday night

Buying edible glitter for your niece when her dad said no is how you get on the fast track to being their favorite uncle

Hell. Yes.

Every Friday night, as the markets close, a chill runs down my spine. Somewhere in D.C., a comms official is whispering, “Perfect time to announce it.”

Well the good news is we've landed safely in Ohio. The bad news is also that we've landed safely in Ohio

Love flying the morning after FAA announces they're cutting 10% of regional flights. Gives me warm, confident feelings

This is huge for the city with the largest exchange in the US

Oh god @rivianofficial.bsky.social please tell me you didn't build in brake-by-wire into the TM-B - promise me you didn't do something that stupid

This thread is a GIFT RIP, courtroom stenographer. Probably trying to hold back the laughter harder than the Roman centurion in Caesar's throne room in Life of Brian

"Democrats Deeply Worried About the Repercussions of Victory" could be the defining statement of our generation.

Please let today be the day we elect a Parks Board that gives a shit about managing traffic on parkways - looking at you, west river parkway commuters and service truck drivers

We love an egg wash don't we folks?