Remembering how the media reported that the Trump campaign not only denied intent to follow Project 2025, but insisted that anyone associated would be barred from the administration. @politico.com had a big piece about it.

FFUCKIK IM LATE FOR WORK I TOLD YOU TO WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER EBDS

This is a room of people who understand the Posse Comitatus Act, that The Nuremberg Defense didn't work and that they'll be held accountable to UCMJ after leadership changes, and even if it doesn't, The Hague won't forget.

Snack Attacks

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Please do not disturb me when I am in my medbed

David Cross folks.

Bikes provide the freedom car ads promise example number…

Been writing again today.

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

Trump posting an AI video of himself promising something that doesn’t exist should get the full failing Biden front page treatment but we know it won’t.

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

You don't need to go to Europe, we have Europe at home:

My colleague just wrote an email to a customer re: abusing our IT services, and, because I'm a child, couldn't help but laugh at the phrasing they chose: high volumes impacting our backend.

Oh shit - www.cbp.gov/newsroom/nat...

You're a good man, Alex.

taking tylenol PM so i am only autistic at night

Judging by the line outside Chick-fil-A the rapture didn't go as expected for many

First they came for the Tylenol, and I did not speak out because I was not a Tylenol Rapid Release Gel Capsule.

This Stephen Miran speech is absolutely nuts

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

Dammit all.

Flight hagiography with hagiography

September is the cats favorite time of the year ✅ Lower sun (more sunlight in through the windows) ✅ Warm enough to lay on the floor before it gets cold

the republican line to open corruption in the government is “WE DON’T CARE” lmfao

Saturday is for replacing your car door.

Where you can save big money, but not your soul

Yo, what the fuck? Who ate the plums i left in the icebox? I was SAVING THOSE FOR BREAKFAST. Goddamn.

mark zuckerberg you dumb bitch you look like someone brought a dollar store Beaker puppet to life and gave it a PacSun gift card

Didn't realize it's my 10 year anniversary at work. Please clap.

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

would sure love to see the urgent tone of my dozens of daily ActBlue fundraising texts and emails reflected in the actual behavior of party leadership seems like you guys aren’t on the same page about whether the house is on fire and you need all my money, or you can just frown disapprovingly

Project 2025 is like if OJ wrote “If I Did It” in 1993.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

I love going to the office in Downtown Minneapolis, where I can join Zoom calls with my colleagues that are all around the world, and have a $15 salad for lunch and drink bad office coffee.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

You may think worms stay close to the Earth's surface, but they go all the way down to the core. The Earth is packed with worms.

trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism

Residential construction for August was not good, not good at all. Single family and multifamily both broadly declining while the South saw a HUGE flush lower for permits that looks unsustainable. Still this is the key source of new US supply and it's very weak.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Ignoring Kirk's lifetime of hateful rhetoric while grossly amplifying any creed his assassin may have espoused is exactly how we perpetuate more political violence.

Is this the latest ICE recruitment strategy ?

Jooooooe. 😍 joepera.merchtable.com/A5PQ

Squirrels keep eating my tomatoes and coffee doesn't taste good any more for some reason. This September started strong but is really testing my resolve

Though they're still assholes to each other, there are still some signs of hope, so here's a well needed timeline cleanse

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.” If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.