Not enough people talking about how young (and hot??) Tim Heidecker looks

yeah with a ouija board

Mayonnaise-based life form

As for the men wondering why women wait so long to come forward: because it's humiliating, you dumb fucks. Not because we did anything wrong but because of the way society views survivors and the fact that we're always put on trial too if we report it--as if we're also the perpetrators

Lol last minute reschedule again - not even 24 hrs notice. If I cancelled with this little notice they'd probably charge me $300

Still makes me think of @midwestdude.bsky.social and brings me a little jou

This is what he would have wanted

I wish people who are up late shooting off fireworks knew what they are doing to my cats. I mean it's not much they don't give a fuck about you, but they're also not pleased

If the grey catbird posting up in my neighbors tree flies away because the fireworks tonight I swear I'm gonna have my vengeance on all these shitasses

Directing President Trump’s “Storytime” interview with Usha Vance.

Come on man, you gotta give satire some breathing room

11 fucking AM on the 3rd and shitasses are firing off mortars already

No, Mango for you!

The makerspace I'm a member at got an invite to enter Redbull flugtag and I'm really tempted

I got got by @1996id4.bsky.social (again)

HELL YEAH BIG NICK

Got a real Jamie Tacos situation with one of my colleagues on client calls; don't want to shout over him but the bastard keeps taking my lines

“That’s the thing nobody tells you about these long fights. The arc doesn’t move in a straight line. The Boy Scouts changed, not because any court told them to, but because people came to understand how wrong it was to exclude a kid for who he was.”

Minneapolis making a run for the title of 'City with the most weird events (complimentary)'. I'm absolutely here for it.

I'm convinced that if you buy a new lawnmower that's your karmic tax for being a weenie. Every person that I've known has been given a lawn mower by a friend, who was given a newer lawn mower by another friend etc etc.

Forecast today in Minnesota is hot and humid, with a cold stillness surrounding Klobuchars office caused by the Supreme court decision stripping trans rights

Drinking a hot coffee with an ice pack on my head because I'm a sicko and I never developed the taste buds for iced coffee.

I think it's a Good Thing that microsoft prevents you from disabling automatic restarts on your own computer.

In light of the underperforming state fair at the capitol, you're all welcome to the Great Minnesota Get Together the week up to Labor Day weekend! We've got huge ass slides, corn dogs donut flavored beer, and butter princess carvings! Don't miss out!

NO REFLECTION AT THE REFLECTION POOL. MOVE ALONG.

This is quite bad for US capabilities, and DoD has tried to hide it. From what I understand we've got like 8 remaining functional E-3s. They're essential for air superiority. Kegseth needs to be dragged in front of congress to answer for this (and dragged to The Hague). www.wsj.com/world/middle...

Vibes at work today are apparently 'cancel/reschedule meetings after they've already started'.

Lunacy. Here's Emmer 10 years ago.

it's awesome that you can vote for who you want the next politicians to be. kind of a cool way to let fans be a part of it

Honest to god public education needs to cover navigating the healthcare system. At least cover terminology

So? What do you call it? "The Democrats"

To all the critics: consider AI may be good?

the median tea party candidate inherited a dentist franchise and wanted to literally and metaphorically throw the government in the ocean, the median DSA candidate dreams about weaponizing robert’s rules of order

Sold

Best comedy of the year

I've been offline all evening and it's like the Simpsons lord of the flies episode in here. Go banana!

Tempted to post my repeated, lengthy challenges with our medical system, and the extensive, problematic 'process' to even talk to a provider.

Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.

I could see myself being a seasonal morning guy

I've expanded the graph. Personally, mine veers a little towards Coach Dad, but remains firmly in The Lawn Zone™

I watched like 7 hrs of age of sail entertainment this weekend. On one hand, it was entertaining. On the other, wish my back wasn't hurting and was able to get out and do more things than watch 7 hrs of tv

Minneapolis sunset 9:05pm, longest day of the year

I may not (may not) have biological offspring but I'm going dad mode tonight and watching the 2005 Russell Crowe instant classic, Master & Commander: The Far Side of The World

HAPPY SPAWNING DAY, FELLOW FLESHLINGS. MAY YOUR OFFSPRING FIND NOURISHMENT ON SUCCULENT STARMEATS AND VOIDBLOOD. AS NORMAL HUMANS DO.

Khajit has wares if you have coin

My back has a great skill for ruining my ambition and excitement on weekends with beautiful weather..

Bsky.com doesnt allow uploads in chat yet so I'm posting thing just to share in a DM with @michaelblack.bsky.social . If you're not @michaelblack.bsky.social , carry on.

Having cleaners in your house, digging into your closets and the like is certainly a test of my anxieties and vulnerabilities which I'm not overcompensating for by bringing donuts and coffee