Wednesday in Los Angeles! Come see newly minted classic Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point and pick up a signed copy of my book Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas. #filmsky 📽 #booksky 📚

PDA has taught me many things without making me feel dumb and has had amazing riffs throughout! I highly recommend it

Today is @goldie.bsky.social and I’s three year anniversary! There’s no one I’d rather travel with, vent to or pet cats with. Goldie is so smart, talented, beautiful and delightful. A+ person. A+ girlfriend and A+ roommate. A great way to celebrate our anniversary is to buy her book!

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Hi I'm Michael Hobbes, you might remember me from such podcasts like "If books could kill" or the sequel "Look out, the killer-books are back!"

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Zeitgang where you at?!

Another Milo-project that I get to enjoy for free? Count me in thrice!

Great one just dropped. If you want some comedy insight, inspiration and tips check out our Writing Process episode youtu.be/YQd7VbCDnvM?...

"don't make me tap the sign" corner-spaeti.printify.me

There's a few things I'm proud of (definitely not that I'm still using Spotify), but this made me happy @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social @knowledgefight.bsky.social www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

@profanity.accountant let the truth ring out!

Should celebrate by eating foods from all across the world that was negatively impacted by this cretin, but I'd probably die from eating too much

Omg my mom’s Netflix locked me out said I’m not “part of the household”, like if I’m not part of the household why did my dad ask me to take out the trash yesterday

Please enjoy these wonderful podcasts that have had me on to talk about the new edition of Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas (thread) #filmsky #booksky 📽️ 📚

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FOLKS: I'M INSANELY FAR BEHIND ON THE NOVEMBER FUNDRAISER AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT RAPIDLY, SO IF YOU *CAN* MISS ANY AMOUNT: PAYPAL IN BIO. HELP.

you know why I can make music as well as I can? because sometimes, I wish I were better than I am at making music. Sometimes I wish I could do a bit more. And then what I do is I put in the effort to learn my craft better, and I try and I try and I try til I'm better

Horny right-wing ghost 👻 @msdanifernandez.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social #ghosthunter #trump #horny #comedy #podcast #haunted

Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5

The cost of Trump's immigration surge: Stalled investigations into child sexual abuse, Iranian oil smuggling and human trafficking, among others. My latest piece is a big team effort on how DHS has been transformed into the Department of Deportation. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/u...

Thank goodness the European right can finally be openly pro pedophilia. I know this was an issue secretly tearing them apart for decades.

I’m just so impressed with you. Very funny, very witty, very good stuff everyone. Keep up the good work.

I usually share a new Palestinian account every day but today I am going to do a thread of people I’ve already verified impacted by the recent flooding in Gaza. If you can help any of these families- many who lost everything again- please do. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/14/m...

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I love a holiday trinket, but not enough to cross a picket line.

Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you! gofund.me/0bcf7a91c

no one tells you how much of your 30s is just massaging various parts of your body

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Nothing overnight: no sales, no donos! 220/3000, urgent! Just 278 people dropping 10 bucks (or 28 100 (or 1 CTO 2780...)) would allow me to focus fully on Thread™ for the rest of November! ;)

House Dems are holding a 3 p.m. call on whether to support the deal on the CR

Who does this jerk think he is?

40 bucks in a week, even with pretty good sales, is simply untenable. Never mind getting internet: I have had to spend my insurance money on living expenses and last month's bills are due. Weekends are traditionally my best moment to catch up, but so far we're far from home. DAY GOAL: 0/1000

From our episode with Chris Wade youtube.com/watch?v=D5Re3RvhDz0

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@knowledgefight.bsky.social where can I see pictures of you with the watches?

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

I saw a list article once titled "10 Men Ruined By the Kardashian Women" and OJ Simpson was on the list

i’m raising money for food banks today! 1) donate $20+ to the food bank of your choice before 11:59pm ET (donate to feedingamerica.org if you don’t know your local one) 2) send me the proof via IG message 3) i’ll send you back a recording of myself reading you any poem i think suits you 🌹

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney