You know how dogs can’t look up? That’s the dog I have in my, only it’s not looking, it’s scrolling. I don’t scroll up to see if someone already made the joke. That’s the dog I feed

Heads up & spread the link: our son Danny is beginning to list more of the ol' VHS collection for sale. See top of comments, below, to contact Danny direct (don't contact me). Lots of big-box rarities up for sale— New listings up as of this weekend are at www.ebay.com/usr/bisse-da...

I feel like people who don’t live in reality sell the concept to you as it being easier than living in reality but it feels like so much work. Reality is too real for me to make up a fake one and convince myself I live in it. Also, their reality isn’t even that fantastic, they can’t fly or anything

The most “found your mom’s boardwalk shop” boardwalk shop that’s ever been on a boardwalk. Hope your mom retired early

Here’s a convenient way to find alternatives to Uline for your business: refuseuline.com

Maybe Dave shoulda got a vasectomy?

Is radio still a thing? I’m remembering back when after 9/11 stations wouldn’t play Drowning Pool, and after Katrina they held off on The Scorpions. I’m just wondering if they’ve pulled Filter from the regular rotation?

30 long boxes of $1 comics today! Fill a long box for $200 Fill a short box for $100

My what is what and I can plan my what from that? I posted pictures from a long weekend at the coast, what plans am I going to have to increase content engagement after that, go on another long weekend, in this economy??

"um actually, the law doesn't allow you to do that" You really think the mad king cares about laws?

When the ended the ep with Cherub Rock I mildly rolled my eyes but when they ended the ep with Song for the Dead I was all “Hell yeah”

He looks like “their guy” (The one from the watercolors and the bunker, and the farts, and the dog)

It's that time that comes almost every month where I have a new t-shirt design out. This one might actually save a life. roryblank.bigcartel.com

All of my ads are mushroom coffee now, what the fuck?

A tech company can say that your device installed a “quality update” and yet the quality is worse than it was before the update. How does a company become “successful” even though they offer the consumer a product that is shit? After they kill us, who will consume the products?

an Emmy for my neck, a Grammy for my back, an Oscar for my pussy and a Tony for my crack

Yevver be laying in bed and you put your underwear on where you do a little hop and pull and like 12 joints all pop and crunch at the same time or is no one else here pushing 50?

Skydance is run by Larry Ellison’s son, David. Larry, the cofounder of Oracle is now listed as the wealthiest man alive, ahead of Elon. Both Elon and Ellison are contenders to be the first trillionaire. Both have extensive gov contracts. Maybe that’s the problem? The gov contracts?

They got an Eggslut behind the Lil Woody’s now

Has anybody noted that the first line in this is from the Maurice Sendak children's book Higglety Pigglety Pop?

Shout out to @joeytainment.bsky.social on today’s @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social ! Great takes on Columbus “maybe” sexing up a manatee, idea swapping, F1, other stuff, and at the end when he reached out to the office of Gary Larson to thank him for being an influence on his comedy…

The second Wednesday of every month is FREE PLANET DAY.

I don’t know if this technically counts, but it’s kinda close: in the latest ep of Gutter Boys where @camdelrosario.bsky.social & @mortcrimpjr.bsky.social talk to @shaheenbeardsley.bsky.social and ask if anyone else has made their own adaptation of their work while they still making their book…

“Stop calling it AI slop!” It’s only AI slop if it comes from a specific region of Silicon Valley, otherwise it’s just digital diarrhea

Ooh, I bet pretty soon they’ll have a feature that’ll make these Iraqi dinars worth more than the dollar

Holy MOLE! They have a button to to post from the backer page! How did I not know that? Is that new?? I just backed Killscreen #1: A Video Game Murder Mystery on @kickstarter.com It's got @artyomtopilin.bsky.social and @ramiroborrallo.bsky.social and Jacob Free an www.kickstarter.com/projects/178...

Chef videos coming up on my ‘for you’ of a dude who is using a lite fisheye effect but when he leans in it warps his head in a way that he looks like someone drew a face on a lightbulb Some of his recipes look gud tho, he just had such a great idea that his head became the whole bulb when it struck💡

Medical diagnosis

Does it feel like people just don’t get cars painted like they used to? Everyone just sticks with what is being sold. Used to be you could go to Mako and get your car painted. That wasn’t available in orange? Uh oh, better get Mako… Now you just, get what they got on the lot. I want an orange car

What’s the most popular ice cream in Dublin? Rocky Road, of course!

That was the wording they used when he had a colonoscopy, which he didn’t want anesthesia for because he didn’t want to have to give Pence temporary president powers while he was under. Probably doing that again First day we didn’t see him was prep, next day was procedure, then rest, then golf

Did you know that if you had gone to the Alaska State Fair this year you could have seen Weird Al, Mastodon, and Dwight Fuckin Yoakam? My state fair had Sean Paul, Cheap Trick and the String Cheese Incident. The Beach Boys featuring John Stamos were scheduled but cancelled fukinhell

So far this Thunderbolts movie is pretty funny

But Joey, if the gov rounds up everyone who has gender affirming care; won’t you get caught up in the sweeps, too?

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Is there a 'Dieworkwear' but for graphic design who could point out all the things wrong with the Cracker Barrel logo? I get that it's wholly unimportant and would fall upon disinterested eyes, but I myself would still enjoy it

The time has come Action Bronson and Jelly Roll need to switch names

Have you ever got to hold and blow a thousand fucking dollars? It runs for 40 hours then it winds itself to sleep

I wonder if there is correlation between these round table suckfests and the fact that you almost never see Melania around? Is he lonely? Does he want to make her jealous? I get that it’s the whole “heap praise on dear leader” that always happens in these regimes, but I was hoping there was more

Not even Krispy Kreme can glaze the way these sycophants can

TIME OF THE MONKEY the Monkey looked at his watch. his relief was late. he had been staking out an auto body shop for 18 hours straight and he was out of Pall Malls. it was 1981. if years were shirts, 1981 was a tank top that says SEX AND SMOG. “where the hell is the Falcon?” he thought

This Snoop Doggy Dogg fella sure is a punk as bitch Who would have thought that 20 years ago? 30 years ago even? 2025 and Snoop is a punk ass bitch and Donald Trump is the architect for the dismantling of the U.S.

Damn, they really want to escalate things to impose martial law, don’t they? Jones already has the false flag narrative cocked&loaded as it were, claim it was deepstate democrat globalists who will fire the first shot, and have the body of a patsy ready to go. Real “look what you made us do” energy

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How about no more bigfeets on everything? The market is past Sasquatch saturation. Remember when you did this 10 some years ago with bacon? Is this what you want? Bigfoot bacon?? Knock it off

Peacemaker going from an opening credits I’d never skip and sometimes watch on its own to an opening I’ll skip each time is fine. It’s fine.

Are other countries like this? Is the only reason America hasn’t been thoroughly conquered yet because of the belief we have so many guns? I get people will say “oh, Russia is working on it. Oh, give China a minute they’re almost there” but like, at this point it feels like conquest would be a mercy