Toro Y Moi covering Madness alert on.soundcloud.com/3Se6NHtttFEg...

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

as corny as the rock and roll hall of fame is love this excuse to meditate on Outkast’s legacy. truly the best to ever do it. the first time i heard this song it changed my brain chemistry forever! also throw this on my “music videos are good actually” pile youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I?...

Keep Trying #art

danny brown moved to austin and started a podcasting arc at the height of the edgelord loser comedy epidemic, only to then get sober and now is pivoting to making trans coded hyperpop tracks in his mid 40s. the whole thing really is sending me.

i am about to write a dissertation about how this track listing set up straight millennial women to have the lowest standards on earth

woke up with a lot of girl feelings. time for girl music. i like this track because it’s rare to hear my accent in rock music. youtu.be/Ke0XSR819fY?...

would you log into EVIL INTERNET? youtu.be/WkNwMdF2UIc

baby world

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOURE NEAR A CONVINCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

ahem, Letd FUCKIN GOOOOO

i know times are changing because Bossa is letting my friends do a family affair. Millennial achievement unlocked ra.co/events/2290882

on my new york forever bullshit today youtu.be/RbuwKwv1Fhk?...

it’s very funny that my persona irl is like a alternative heavy music lover but i’ve cultivated this blue sky to be mostly about all my pop music takes. anyway if you want to talk shit about the new lilly allen album @ me

Every Liberal Op-Ed on Dick Cheney’s death

let’s fuckin gooooooooo

kiss me i’m a giant bitch!

I hate straight Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressing in drag but overcompensating your manliness to show you’re totally not having the feelings that you’re actually feeling?

feeling extremely despondent and gloomy in a non festive way this halloween but trying to remain optimistic that i’ll feel differently next year 👻

i keep thinking about how they made kevin get in the robot

when i was more of a mEdIa pErSoNailTy i would post this every year 👻

actually my favorite halloween wrestling tradition is the Choco Pro halloween royal rumble. they haven’t posted this years yet but i saw a preview of a janky Piccolo. This is my favorite one of all time. when they start singing “stalllllone” i almost died www.youtube.com/live/wxg5ELM...

my favorite halloween tradition is Hangman being a psycho

Thunder Cat dressed as Chiaotzu. i am so sad i couldn’t afford to see him live, literally found out a week later i didn’t have to worry about housing 😭 youtu.be/s2qTe9V45kc?...

Rich people saying they’ll leave NYC seem to forget when they ran away during the pandemic, and you couldn’t, the city became a far nicer place to live. Rents went down. Streets became walkable. It was possible to park. Now they are back colonizing property off the backs of people who lost family.

that’s right beg you miserable worm

not my fully adult ass googling “Do Marin and Gojo ever get together in My Dress Up Darling?!?!?!?” with frustrated tears in my eyes

this is not a safe space for you to hate on baseball. if you don’t get why that game was insane, why sports unite peope and have narrative merit and why maybe the people of the USA are in need of an absurd distraction then just keep it to yourself!!!

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

i don’t need metal health awareness because i learned everything i need to know about the complexities of the human condition from the song Lucky by Brittney Spears

i literally collect hanna barbera crap and this is so a NEED

this spot i like to grab a drink and some food at is ually all first dates or pregame friday and now it’s filled with babies and transplant 20 year olds taking their parents out. i am never going to find a place to live bro 😭

*me every time a new text notification pops up*

some days i feel so lucky and some days and i want to fake my own death and never talk to a single one of yall ever again

thank you internet

People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing

we’re so back* *to bored women with synths youtu.be/72A9nFNhdOM?...

love to go to a party with my normal friends and have someone be like “hey i heard @tvsalexptak.bsky.social talking on a podcast about you throwing up?”

Ep 9 with @krl.bsky.social Fist of Legend!!! One of the greatest martial arts films of allllll time!!! open.spotify.com/episode/2YsT...

officially starting my apartment quest today and i already feel like i am going to faint

Patton Oswalt was right no more birthday parties when you’re an adult.

called Cake “Warm Letherette” for straight people unlocking some sort of annoying millennial summoning circle sealing me into an old music blog forever

this is a Macy Rodman stan account. Literally the first person i think of when it comes to “NYC It Girl” youtu.be/Ipw_wFY-vYQ?...

god being depressed as an adult is so embarrassing. i’m like, yeah i want to die all the time but let me check my job’s microsoft teams chat real quick and look up how to safely dispose of batteries in my area before i go lay on the floor for an hour

i touched the expensive paint brush and yet i feel nothing