Perhaps we can dispatch two Jedi Knights

In Star Trek lore, how advanced is Earth+ humanity, compared to average? Like in the galaxy, are we exceptional in any way? Did we crack space travel earlier or later than most?

Wow and just with balloons? They're brave as hell

Really wanted to be doing this but in space

This will NOT be the first time I shout "by the power of Grayskull!" in a Denny's

You can't say "fantastic" four times about a crew of four astronauts returning to Earth because I'm gonna assume we now have a rock man

Justin don't post something that will land in you in jail Justin don't post something that will land in you in jail Justin don't post something that will land in you in jail Justin don't post something that will land in you in jail Justin don't post something that will land in you in jail

THE CORRUPTION *IS* AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE, YOU FUCKIN DONUTS. IT'S THE SAME MESSAGE

My addendum would be: Nolan Batman is hardly Batman so the movies cannot succeed

Being old now, when I see other old people post things like this apropos of nothing, I'm just like. What's going on with you? Do we need a wellness check? Because this unsolicited shittiness resides exclusively within the domain of people under 30

Taught my niece this handshake today and she enjoyed it so I've done all I can

Yeah famously, nobody is protesting or suffering consequences for it anymore here in 2026

That's it? She's been a senator for like three decades. $8.3 million over 30 years is all you can get for your integrity?? Pretty weak

The best dynamic

Repeating this as a mantra over and over calmly amidst a sea of chaos, like Donnie Yen in Rogue One

Being on the Internet the last 25 years, you can see the Matrix code so easily it almost feels surreal

Got too high right before WW3 was called off

Hey c'mon now, it's not like he spends all of his free time at a famously insecure Florida resort that anyone with mildly believable credentials could gain access to, depending on the day

how are we supposed to stop an elderly man with dementia who constantly shits himself and can barely string a sentence together? idk, one slippery flight of stairs? it's not like he's in a fucking battle mech

Hey y'all I have two new stickers launching next week and if you're a Patreon member, you can see 'em early. Otherwise, you're really going to have to squint and/or stare through this like a Magic Eye www.patreon.com/artness

Why is there no "Art of The Bad Batch" book? Star Wars publishing people explain yourselves

This would really bother him if he was a completely different person in every way

I studied at his knee and when called... I became him

I dressed as the Easter Bunny for a neighborhood kids' event and a 12-year-old boy remarked that my costume really made him want to tackle me and I laughed because, A. funny but, B. looking at him, it would've been the biggest flop of the year. He'd be better off tackling the SUV in the driveway

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

He 100% had a stroke earlier this year and now needs these extended breaks because he has another episode or a lapse or a bad reaction re: whatever drugs they have him on

Legit lol at that last line. Guess he's not going to the Cavs for that retirement tour, huh?

Everyone loves NASA missions so much. It’s not just because it’s space travel it’s because there is a sense that we are doing something collectively that isn’t purely evil vs. 20 exploding SpaceX rockets that dump garbage in poor Texas communities and low orbit that everyone forgets an hour later.

My work has been approved by a Ghostbuster, a Mythbuster, Daredevil, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Apollo Creed, an honest-to-god Disney Princess, and an actor with the last name "Hanks"

Another great idea from the 11-year-old boy living inside that rotting husk of a racist beast

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Wait so the Lakers (one of the most famous sports teams on Earth which currently has two of the most famous athletes on Earth on its roster) stay at a *Hyatt* in Memphis?? Like. I get that it ain't LA but even if we're limiting ourselves to chains, surely they must have a nice Westin or something

Not that he didn't also totally and callously diminish/bungle the COVID response but the Iran War is legitimately like if Trump *chose* to create a COVID level amount of economic chaos & death based on like a half-assed whim. A completely unforced error and it's not even clear what the goal was

everyone knows this is the funniest tweet

Just realized that the mileage accrued driving to/from the post office 250+ times last year qualifies as a business expense and thus, is tax-deductible

You ever hear that "keep making your art in troubled times- you never know who needs to see it"? You know who needs to see it? Me. I'm the guy. hi. Keep up the good work. Please.

To my trans friends, my message today remains the same as it has always been: Do you want to grab some tacos later? I have a little bit of work to finish up but should be free in like half an hour

Other crowd-pleasers from the first 3 months of this year 🤙🏼

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I could use a little extra help this month between some medical expenses and the ridiculous PSEG energy costs. Portions of #abolishICE bracelets goes to a good cause! camachoscreationsus.etsy.com

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