If I make a little joke and you post your unfunny boomer trump meme under it that isn't even remotely related I'm going to block you. This isn't Facebook meemaw

I personally just don't want to breathe awful recycled airplane air without any sort of filter. The same reason I don't want to breathe through my nose in a men's room -- shit is gross, put less of it in my body please

Watch the new Martin Short documentary? Do you mean

By this time next year, the White House is gonna like Pride Rock after Scar took over.

While we seem stuck innovating better ways to burn through tokens, actually exciting shit is happening in China. insideevs.com/news/797182/...

The Cupcake & Friends show/character was literally stolen from the creator, Loryn Brantz.

Instead of AI recreations, there should be Stan Lee re-enactors, like the guys who dress up as Mark Twain or Abraham Lincoln and visit schools.

I've been saying we should do this in the US for years. Just putting solar panels down the southern half of I-95 alone would change the entire game

How can someone be *incorrectly* eligible to receive something?

You also need a functioning Internet/data connection in order to pay for the streaming. Which is another monthly charge.

The Breadwinner (2026)

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

They already make/source these for the Star Wars section of Disney parks (albeit with a fancier cap) so clearly they were like "hey let's just use these for the World Cup promo too"

DuckDuckGo except every time I read or say it, I sing it like the 🎵 "Go, Cubs, Go" 🎵 song

Even worse: terrible white rap which terrible white people couldn't even bother to write themselves

Lots of competition, but trying to starve out the Cuban people is probably the most evil thing the United States is doing abroad right now

This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

Did you know you can just do stupid stuff to the boring everyday things in your life? You can. Like make this label for the new bottle of hand sanitizer I just got for my car. Should I make one that's just "Grogu's Midichlorians" or is that gross? Anyway happy Mando Day to you and yours

Taking a normal person to a Dave Filoni Star Wars movie:

Since Etsy are still holding my shop hostage and now I suddenly need to buy a phone, I'm extending the sale on headshot commissions. For 50 cool euros I can draw for you one of these bad boys. You'd be the envy of your DnD party/ friendgroup/ goonclub. ko-fi.com/ianfayart/co...

"‪It would emit more CO2 than the entire nation of Jamaica."

ANALYSIS:

how computers work

TWICE in this local commercial (which aired tonight, May 20, 2026) they verbally say "voted best of for 2023" which was... a choice®

Congrats to The Boys on their absolute layup of a finale. Now I need to find a new weekly show which will deliver to me copious amounts of Karl Urban saying "cunt"

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

happy 10th birthday to The Nice Guys, one of the best movies ever made

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

May Patreon kits going out, bubs. Here's what one of our Quintessence Commanders will be receiving -- full-size Dr. Doom print, Always Punch Nazis embroidered patch, Good 4 U Tina sticker, and the exclusive Flight Crew 13 sticker (only available through the Patreon). 🤟🏼🦕 www.patreon.com/cw/artness

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

This is a composite of the Moon, Mars, and Earth I made. The Moon and Earth are from Artemis II, and Mars is from the Psyche mission. Each image was taken *in the last six weeks*

I laughed so much at this delivery at 3 AM that I hurt my own shoulder somehow

• First show, spring 2014: sold exactly one (1) thing all day • 126th show, spring 2026: sold around 300 things It's a process, it's a process, it's a process. </billy beane voice>

Happy anniversary to THE COOLEST SOUND IN STAR WARS

Me looking at the guy running the official ECPI technical college booth next to me, when they encroach onto my space

Is there any superhero whose power is super focus

Day 1 of Tidewater Comicon is donions babes. Back at it again tomorrow from 10-5 🤟🏼