watching that one lady in the whcd stage evacuation who made a break for it but she realized trump fell down so she ducked back behind the table and crawled out once they hauled him out of the way its poetry

nobody gave a hot hoot when lbj asked for ballroom

never thought a fun night out with nazis would end in violence, weve all been there

mgs5 killed my interest in hideo kojima. fuck kiefer sutherland he sucks so bad as snake. hayter was perfect for it, and wanted to keep doing it, but fuck that we're gonna let kiefer halfass it hungover and we cant afford more than a few lines so hes weirdly mute most of the time, enjoy

i think hasan piker is mostly a force for good but i find his personality annoying and thats ok. i play a lot of video games with cards in them instead of worrying about it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnwc... today i heard the only good version of temporary secretary

every time i see tcg players do the sleeve shuffle i get so depressed thats not cards. what happened to cards. they go fthfthfthfth

im the 'rapping' law professor, dr sues, and today we're gonna learn about "elder abuse" the class replies unenthusiastically

gallo has a lot of banishes skips and rerolls so I replaced imelda after realizing xp growth becomes a burden later in the game. no thinking required anymore

im so insanely good at video games dude my team ended up being pugnala, giovanna, and imelda, for card draw and XP growth, leaning heavily into wilds for endless combo, keeping spinach and duplicator around to explode my damage, and keeping an armor around for bosses

shoes

watched that scene from roxanne where steve martin roasts a dude for calling his nose big and I think that's where aaron sorkin's entire identity stems from

have the urge to reply "i wanna scoop that into my mouth michael rapoport style" on any food post I see online but i wont, im stronger than that

come learn at my feet and I will teach you how 2 truly smoke the weed instead of merely consuming it 1. laugh loudly as you exhale; your mind will catch up to your body 2. everyone heard that and they're looking at you. oh no. oh no no no

start of poco: haha little clown guy i love him and hes me end of poco: IM JOOOOOOHN OH NOOOOOOO

rock opera newscaster who gets canned for reporting that the city is on fire because the commercial break hit before he got to the chorus explaining that the fire is burning in all their hearts

this game is so effin good. deep systems, cool story, fantastic controls. if you like zelda puzzles and wish they were more difficult, hoo boy get ready

im Dick Ditch and my social security number is Crack Pit Poodle Hole Box Pocket

🌘🌗🌖oh no... earth-kun, d-don't look there!

astronomer run

in the new year, remember to set aside time for the next year, so you have a bigger year later