5 bux, 9 with dlc this game is so so good 10/10 cant recommend more

lol no way im taking this guy seriously

rest in peace mel brooks, you are probably tired. i hope when you wake up you have a nice rest of your birthday

mister snorbachev, (plays pokeflute)

*bullets flying overhead* Frasier: Well Niles…seems they intercepted your radio call, and now the VC KNOWS WHERE WE ARE! Niles: *scoff* I was code talking! How was I supposed to know they could speak French? Frasier: THEY WERE A COLONY

probably guzzling down tens of dollars of white wine with this too have we found any dijon mustard jars in her trash yet?

just thought of insangerous. a really cool combo of insane and dangerous. its what i am when i get mad. but not to u kitten

take two full ice trays and crack one so the cubes are loose and turn it over on the other one like like /_\/_\ <-loose \_/\_/ <-fixed and then remove the top tray, refill it and put it back under the stacked tray in the freezer, and you always have a top layer of easily grabbable cubes

the press is being very mean to me, very mean to me about the reflecting pool theyre saying i made it worse have you heard this? theyre saying its green like baby poop. its the dyes they put in baby food thats why its green, not a lot of people know that but its true. they dont even tell you that.

would u let an angle feed u food cake or perhaps, well, i shant say, but you can imagine

this is uncanny

playing control and having kind of the opposite problem as spiderman where the performances are great but the gameplay is dogshit its fucked that the setting and characters are so interesting and cool but im playing a very basic cover shooter with 3 basic powers and theres not much beyond that

(thru a mouthful of grass and dirt) is pussy a animal

i realize what pisses me off so much about the voice acting in lots of games is they are all full of practiced stumbles. meaning you see the wind-up for when they falter, and they falter in a specific rhythm, and its clear they rehearsed the line, it doesnt sound natural in any way. why

on my deathbed, i beckon my wife closer as i feel the life drain from me "b..." "what? what is it?" "b...arf" i draw my last breath, my fist unfurls, and $2.55 in change falls to the ground she doesnt get it i go to hell nobody there gets it either

please put your hands together and welcome our fighting jacksonville vaccine jigglers

saw passing lane discourse where people were saying "speeding only gets you there like 3 minutes faster" like that means anything against the unstoppable tide of american impatience not using the passing lane correctly will just result in unnecessary deaths and injuries because we live with psychos

played spiderman 1 and 1.5 and now on 2 dont worry im taking frequent breaks so the dialogue doesnt make me kill myself

if you invite me to your group chat i pledge to annoy the piss out of everyone in it, thats a promise

the new york shorts the san antonio horse ticklers the la boats what are these team names fellas, what are we doin

sad to have to learn karina farek's last name this way but tbh it felt like she burnt out a while ago and it was due hope she gets to bounce back with something better

lot of you being insensitive asking democrats to oppose their friends and coworkers, the republicans

oh youre a hacker? pronounce this word: "warez" yeah i fuckin thought so

(roxy music voice) more than piss we know squirt is more than piss

Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly

"im MAD because this game didnt explain key systems to me!" "actually it does, here are some examples" *blocked* alright fuck me i guess

at the beginning of mina the hollower there is a newsboy telling you exactly where to go first, you cannot miss him, hes right by the fountain lionel takes you to after the ribbon cutting, jumping up and down trying to get your attention theres also a manual in the menu just read im begging you

sometimes when someone smiles i see their entire skull and then i cant unsee it, i just see their skull encased in flesh from then on and its deeply unsettling to look at them from that point on

tell the guy from green day to stay asleep, were way off unless hes gay

its interesting how art can affect people differently, and this is a completely normal valid response to it that finale made me quit watching tv altogether it made me so mad, i hated it

its time to hollow

found joe bidens onlyfans account, its under "joey_robinet_4u" its a 'dead dove do not eat' kinda thing

girlfriend brought me a cubano im in hog heaven

home groguvement

i dont care if gen ai has a use case because what its actually used for is less than worthless sure we can use it to get rid of all the bullshit email jobs but those already are pointless and we could just not do them

even if its funny i cannot endorse spreading an embarrassing nude around

playin cyberpunk and couldnt stand the dude v voice until i made him look like christopher lambert in highlander and then it all clicked

babe that fart sounded sad are u ok??

would of been better received if you had more preamble "you can do this, alex, theyre all counting on you" and stuff, people love that also dont do this it is really stupid

pooping out that shit that makes you lightheaded (falls off toilet)

it Sucks, its horses, its stupid, but you Love to see it

mothers day is a scam invented by Big Mom to sell more guilt

my pfp? oh yeah im smokin a cigarette in it, i put it there for the picture, because im irreverent. my lil homage to bill hicks, the whiniest boomer ever

always throws me for a loop when i remember scooby-doo's full name is scooby-dooliani

rip rudy giuliani he finished melting

(stuck in 1600s england, trying to convey my maladies to a doctor) oouch, my tumby hoooort

would you give your Life for a klondike bar no, it belongs only to old spice

fartin short lol