Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

Everybody loves you when you bring pąnczki to the poker game

The power of Christ compels you to open up this fucking pit!

Kermit giving the Tears in the Rain monologue would earn him an Oscar

Bsky I don’t need drafts I need to be able to edit a skeet for like 30min it’s after I post it when I notice a spelling error

Still early in Vtm Bloodlines 2 so far really seems like the team had to abandon a lot of the mechanics of the ttrpg in order to make a more mainstream rpg but didn’t really pull that off either.

I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow to hopefully get a formal diagnosis for both POTS & EDS, along with potentially MCAS. Does anyone who has gone through this have any advice or resource recommendations? I’m worried I won’t be taken seriously about my symptoms. Reposts appreciated, thanks.

Three girlfriends learning new languages together Call that a polyglot

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

In an otherwise shitty week, my dad’s surgery to remove his cancerous prostate was successful and they confirmed it hadn’t spread to his lymph nodes.

Need this kid as a Jojo stand stat.

John Hinkley Jr could do something so funny right now

Depression is starting to cause physical pain. Been on the verge of crying at least 4 times today and i have to sit at this office desk despite no work. I just need this to stop.

anyone in the market to sell their manic episode? I'm buying

Swear to god my desk always has to be next to dudes who bounce their feet hard enough to visibly shake my monitors.

caught between Scylla (eating more to get boobs and butt) and Charybdis (eating less to get toned)

Is it really a t4t breakup if neither of you accuse the other of DARVO?

Feel like it’s time for me to retune to dancing. I miss the socials

Get this man a guest judge spot on Great British Baking show stat

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - Seem Familiar?

i know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with. but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones

Calling someone “spiritually Israeli” over interpersonal beef is peak posters madness behavior.

i’ve started a beginner course at the Coding4Business academy and the computer just said “Hello World” to me. have i created sentience?

This is quite literally a fundamentalist honor killing

can i doordash a big titty gogth gf who will sit in my bed and listen with rapt attention while i explain to her how the legend of zelda isnt actually about a guy named zelda

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

Discworld’s stories have such a wide range from police procedurals and war novel to parody of Shakespeare and Death becoming Santa Claus. All told in the wittiest prose I’ve read. Give it the MCU treatment.

all I ask is please don't actively contribute, for money, to the genocide of most of the people I know and love and myself.

I think a proper and good adaptation of the discworld books could unseat Harry Potter culturally

What do I need to do to rid the world of magic so these fucks disappear forever?

Bimbo Heathcliff implies Himbo Garfield

Left consult for ffs with a lot of my anxiety gone. It hit me that I’m going to look different and I felt hope for the first time in a while. Please insurance don’t fuck this up for me.

To repeat. -- And to repeat: The political faction saying we must all have to log legal ID before speaking or accessing speech on the Internet, and the political faction who believe transgenderism is a dangerous mental contagion that spreads by speech about transgenderism, are the same faction.

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

Almost got in a head on collision yesterday cause some idiot in a dodge charger used the shared turn lane to try and skip traffic.

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Bad bunny is a dude I fuck with politically but gun to my head could not name a song of his.

Every February I have to watch that video of the depressed St Louis newsman that talks about how February is the fucking worst just to hear the phrase “if you can make it through February you can make it another year”. Really rings true more than ever this year

Chicago bottoms be like You want this deep dish bussy?

adhd is the most cringe shit bro wdym im sitting here staring at my laundry that ive already sorted and folded willing myself to take the five minutes to just put it away finish the task and my body's just like "no"

Winged eyeliner is always hot

You there! Girl! what day is it? Why’s it’s Girldick Day, mum. Thank Ishtar I haven’t missed it!

Always buy your bottom a Chicago dog after you’re done. They earned a little treat

Time for a fridge cig

I’ve reached a point in my transition where I’m looking for resources like surgeon recs that i can’t get from a lot of my current social circles.

Nobody: Graham Linehan testifying before congress: