Now time for one of my favorite hobbies: turning on The Pitt, giving it my full attention, and not looking at the screen at all because I'm a giant squeamish chicken

imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason

This is my best effort, I'm not entirely sure he says prepararme but it's the word that makes sense there, i think the rest is right, he was doing his best to articulate haha

Goalie fight, as called in American Sign Language:

Benito's reaction in video form

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

What they call “getting political” the night of an award show is what they give a humanitarian award for 25 years later.

Trevor Noah says he was going to write some jokes about Kendrick Lamar till he remembered what Kenny can do to lightskinned dudes from other countries

It's working I'm furious

Koalas they’re less than $500 from the full amount here, who wants to help reunite this family?

I may have a stroke. Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.” A PROTESTant. I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

I will say, I read the first 4 bridgerton books Of those, Benedict's was my least favorite So I was going to skip watching this new season But I'm at home sick and sad So I gave it a try And I'm enjoying it more than expected

This week, my illegally detained neighbor -- an asylum seeker with a wife and two children -- will have a hearing that gives him a chance to get home to his family and get his asylum case back on track. But he will need to pay a $6000 bond. www.gofundme.com/f/bring-our-...

Every Washingtonian should visit claimyourcash.org to see if you have funds waiting to be claimed. Last year, our Department of Revenue returned $182 million. On Unclaimed Property Day today, we want to get your money back into your pocket.

No animal has ever looked more prancy than this.

I know everyone is giving a ton in a lot of places lately but if you have fiction books for high schoolers, please consider mailing them to me (I’ll pay shipping). We do welcome bags for our shelter families when they secure housing and our book section for high schoolers is empty

If you're in Georgia 👇

one of my favorite things about Shoresy is that every season is like six 25-minute episodes so you can rip through a whole one in the time it takes to wash, dry, and fold a load of heavy winter clothes

God bless it 🙏

#OnThisDay in 2015, the Seattle Seahawks lost Super Bowl XLIX 28-24 to the New England Patriots. historylink.org/File/11036

Noreen is a pleasure to work with If you'd be a good fit as a beta reader (a reader before a book is published that can provide valuable insights into structure, character, etc) get in touch 💜💜💜 👇

Hey people who aren’t in Nashville: The power is still out for a lot of people. (Day 8, give it up for day 8!) The temps are still below freezing. The alleged president still hasn’t approved our disaster declaration so we can’t get any help from whatever is left of FEMA. Send money.

Happy Birthday to blackpast.org, which launched #OnThisDay in 2007. historylink.org/File/10122 #BlackHistoryMonth

The tshirt is good The hoodie version might be even better

Beautiful design by Tsmishian (Alaska Native) artist to support those in MN via the ACLU NARF fund www.customink.com/fundraising/...

ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done

Points goblins, assemble

Never got around to reading Dreadful and interested in a book about toxic masculinity, walking away from evil, and moat squid? Now's your chance!💙📚 @titanbooks.bsky.social has put the Kindle edition of Dreadful on sale for $2.99 for the entire month of February. www.amazon.com/Dreadful-Cai...

Not yet on the Pacific coast 🥲

10/10 ICE protest sign

My advice to anyone in LA trying to make it is: just be kind to everyone you meet. You never know who may help you later. Today's assistant is tomorrow's showrunner. If I have regrets it's that competition would cause me to be shitty at times, & it never paid off. Just be kind. Raise each other up.

lol okay fine, you maniacs I'll follow the rules But we watched this version 😄 youtu.be/1i5DEipIWh4?...

Showed my spouse the umbrella video for the first time

Amazing triple spiral staircases at Santiago’s Museum of the Galician People

Everybody brings some soup and/or bread, as well as some containers. Everyone gets to eat soup that night and also bring some home. My friend has been hosting it for years.

Take a moment to savor newly exposed vintage evil deeds while preparing for the onslaught of fresh new evil deeds

Just moments ago the parkway was TAKEN OVER by winter cyclists. At first I thought hundreds, but they just kept coming. Thousands and thousands! I almost cried. I’m so dang proud of MN right now.

Me: I meet challenges with patience and light. Also me, to my printer: Don’t be a little bitch, Margo.

That little boy became famous because of that photo and I desperately hope he doesn't stay famous, that he just has a normal, peaceful life

The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Good’s, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. It’s a warm 17° & sunny! I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti

This day in history: 13th amendment en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirtee...

Pls donate blood if you can 💕 www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Lost Stars by Claudia Gray is a $1.99 sale today so I bought myself a little treat 💙📚 I loooove that book, one of my all time favorites

My hot take about the “students cannot read whole novels / watch whole films / etc.” is that they can learn to do it. None of us are born with attention spans suited for long media. It is a learned skill and can be developed with practice.

Psychedelic Polar Vortex. Chicago on this day in 2019, the temperature was minus-21 at sunrise with a windchill of minus-51.

our first goal of the day is $2000. We have $600 left over from our last push last night.

if you feel like passing around a link today and helping fundraise for rent that will actually get paid today (and in the next few days for families who have a grace period) you can send here. we will be going hard all day. i won’t be posting about it because I don’t want to flood your feeds.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

Can confirm. Nothing has changed on the ground. ICE still attacking people, kidnapping, all that stuff—and the city is still out protecting and helping neighbors