Lol got to my 10 am optometrist appointment to find out that the optometrist doesn't get in until 11, which i have some feedback about with regards to allowing me to make that appointment in the first place

Hell yeah it's Friday, time to eat exactly 1 sandwich and zone out for a while

Big plans to make marshmallow treats this weekend, but instead of rice krispies i got Golden Grahams and I'm gonna drizzle them with chocolate for a s'mores experience

Hell yeah it is

Been dragging my feet on renewing my passport and whoops even going to get the photo done the whole process was done in like 15 minutes whoooops, honestly astonished the option to renew online is still available with everything being so shitty

Took the day off to do a bunch of Being A Real Person stuff, had time to kill between 2 errands so i grabbed a coffee at Starbucks and oh my god even aside from the momentary ethical lapse the coffee was just bad, i forgot about that part

I am having a "Lemon, it's Wednesday" kind of week so i have ordered a burger about it

Love getting a confirmation for a catering order at 2 pm then a call 15 minutes before the delivery time that actually it's been cancelled, thankfully everyone who's affected by it was cool about it, but, what the fuck

Plymouth Rock is just a rock in a pit, it is hilariously underwhelming, tourists throw change at it sometimes which i don't understand

They're running out of 30 Rock jokes to make real and now we're getting takes on Futurama's Blernsball's mandatory doping

Mr. Autumn Man's Wario

Love that the machines in the laundry room can only be started via an app, and that room doesn't get cell service, and sometimes the building wifi is down, so i get to hover outside someone's door trying to get service to start the washing machine

I somehow accidentally got conditioner instead of shampoo and i didn't notice until i was refilling my pump bottle (I use way too much without a limiter) and now i have a 2 in 1 that's even more useless than the pre-made ones

Me in my Bluesky bubble

Why not make deviled eggs at like 9:00 pm, surely this will not result in me eating too many eggs before bed

Oh no he's caught in a time loop

Time for some Songbirds and Snakes, fuck yeah Peter Dinklage is here

I know i should let it go but it's so fucking annoying how movies and tv shows are lit so poorly that i have to remember which ones are legit impossible to watch during daylight hours, like, Yellowjackets is a Night Show because you can't see what's happening if it's light outside

Toaster oven. Not a countertop convection oven with toasting ability, just a plain and simple toaster oven. Harder to find but a lot less expensive when you do

Did some chores then put on the 2nd Mockingjay movie and it's visually so dark I can't see fucking anything so I'll have to wait until tonight

I forgot how long these movies are, they're paced well but damn

Hey pals hot take but the hunger games movies whip ass

Just finished the most recent Hunger Games book and decided to do a marathon of all the movies, i haven't watched any of these in years and it's a legit treat

It only takes a few minutes to tell the FCC that this sucks

A BABE IN EVERY STAR TREK

The one with the omnipotent space frog who makes everyone take their clothes off

A babe for all Star Treks

(Majel Barrett voice) And now, the conclusion....

This is a great look at an incredible movie, and if you've never seen it it's on Netflix and it is SO much fun tomandlorenzo.com/2026/05/the-...

Happy long weekend, pals!

My DnD character is responsible for an extremely rowdy and overpowered baby NPC, his name is Stacy and he's my pride and joy, and thanks to the toddler parents in my life I figured out I can bribe him with berries to get him to stop attacking people at the slightest provocation

This movie demonstrates so clearly why Tom Cruise was the inspiration for Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman

OH SHIT "TO DIE FOR" IS ON NETFLIX HELL YEAH

Cake Wrecks is still at it! They post pretty much daily! It's been a tentpole of my RSS reader since gReader! (my answer to this is I miss gReader)

Paint by numbers is nice and relaxing, aside from reckoning with how i have zero painting technique

Whoops I'm watching Don't Wake Standards & Practices again

Ohhh my paint by numbers kit is here, smearing paint around a canvas will surely fix my brain

I know it's mostly the weather that's making me feel lethargic and garbagey but somehow knowing that doesn't make me feel less garbagey??

there is only one delivery robot i respect

Did the Mets trick the Nats into thinking the game ended so they would leave before that last inning bc that's what I'm getting from this

I am legit excited to see how this one came together, what a game

I am so upset that bluesky went down when i was watching the new Game Changer and crying laughing

SEASON 8 GAME CHANGER WOO

It would be nice if it was 7:00 pm already so I can start watching Game Changer S8

Took a gamble on a new coffee place and hoo boy did it not pay off. It takes a lot for me to not finish even "bad" coffee, but I'm pretty sure this barely qualified in the first place