I am so relieved to be able to get back to exercising regularly, my brain needs to shut the fuck up and give me some goddamned endorphins

I love bringing up stuff like this because it reminds me how many options i really do have, and when looking into a couple suggestions i found these and i think this is a really fun solution www.whatisblik.com/products/jax...

What the fuck do i do with the huge blank wall behind my tv??? I don't want it to be too busy because it's the tv wall and that'll be enough stimuli but it needs *something*???? Why is my dirtbag 90s girl brain unable to move past "obviously a celestial tapestry"????????

A couple of the shops in my neighborhood are decorated for Ramadan and it's so cute i love living here so much. Every kind of person lives in every kind of place and there's space for everyone, and now I've seen an inflatable Mosque, it was so cute!!

SOMEHOW I MISSED IT'S DONNA SUMMER'S COVER OF MACARTHUR PARK HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL FUCKING RULES

I've been lamenting losing easy access to an H Mart since moving, but i just discovered there's a little asian market right by my sandwich place and I'm fulfilled again

Keeping it cozy on a gloomy Sandwich Friday

Every streaming service should have a New This Week tab, i am not a crackpot

I have a laser level arriving soon and then i will be unstoppable

There's an entire episode of 30 Rock where they try to replace Kenneth with a computer but it doesn't work because you can't use a computer as a scapegoat that proves my job security in perpetuity

Never forget that taxes *are* the compromise, we want guillotines but might settle for wealth redistribution

Finally an unprecedented time in our favor, it had to happen eventually

Funniest possible news to wake up to as someone who is actively rooting for the downfall of the English royal family for being degenerate parasitic drains on society

Even Don McLean accidentally sings this version rather than his own sometimes

Awesome putting on lotion because your skin hurts and the lotion makes it hurt in a different way

Every so often the absolutely surreal thought hits me, "I'm working in my office in Manhattan, I am a person who works in a fancy office building in Manhattan," which ain't too bad for a dirtbag from a cranberry farming town

I am SO excited about this! I was seriously considering just straight up emailing Sam Reich to suggest exactly this HELL YEAH watch.dropout.tv/videos/intro...

YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE LET'S FUCKING GO

That ANTM doc was mostly a good platform for people to talk about what it was like and how it impacted their lives, and some Tyra Banks continuing to be full of shit about pretty much everything

Game Changer became my go-to comfort watch so gradually i barely noticed I've watched all of them multiple times and subconsciously curate episodes with similar themes for funsies (Sam Says 3/One Year Later, Deja Vu/You-lympics)

Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money. First run of the game ever, didn't make a bailout save file so it was figure it out or lose 60+ hours, was NOT prepared for the mechanics at all, had to pull up youtube walkthroughs and watch other people navigate certain parts to get through them, and i fucking did.

Bribed myself to go out and get produce with a promise of also grabbing a breakfast sandwich and yeah, bribes work, this rules

Luxuriating over how much nicer and somehow bigger it feels in my apartment, when i moved in i just put stuff where it fit in the moment and it's so nice to have had time to really think and plan out what to do

Rearranging my furniture to split the big rectangle that is my main living space was a great idea, I've got a tidy work area and a cozy chill area now! Just had to turn around my couch and flip everything else to the opposite side of the room

Remember:

"No! It drinks YOU!"

What use do i have for AI when there's already so much beauty in the world and a lot of it is really fucking weird just like as a concept never mind an object that was created and now exists for real

Hell yeah

Continuing with my Bugs Bunny bullshit in DnD, i used a spell that pushed 2 enemies off a cliff into lava in last night's game. I didn't even realize they were near a cliff, i just thought it would be funny to shake them up

Being extremely real here that with the way Kron Moore enunciates things I'd watch her read lists of ingredients off of processed food labels

I made a really good (for a hello fresh recipe, I'm not trying to prove anything here) chili on Tuesday and have the perfect enough amount left over to put on a baked potato tonight, i am a genius

If you're ever confused about how and why Pam Bondi is, it helps to remember she's backed by Scientology. She herself isn't one, but she's been safe pointed by them, is fully on their side, and accepts a lot of money from them

I got it in my head to rearrange my furniture and I've got it all mentally planned out and now it's all i can think about doing. Just dividing up the space a bit better and moving the TV so it's not blasted by a sunbeam every afternoon

Dealing with my skin this time of year makes me wonder if Dr. Nick might have been onto something with diagnosing Grandpa Simpson with skin failure, it's definitely failing at something

別の集落もあなたの助けを必要としています。

Yes this sounds normal and correct

I need you all to know that I am so committed to the bit I will be watching Little Italy a second time, of my own volition, to discuss it and the experience of it on @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social with @gyip.bsky.social

🎶purse donut🎶

Aside from being extremely bored it is SO nice to be out of the house and at the office where i do not pay for the heat or coffee or seltzer

I've been thinking about taking a little long weekend vacation, but in Boston i would go to New York for that and now that's like where i work?? Maybe it's finally time to visit Philly and pay my deepest respects to it and its citizens

A coma of a meatball parm on this chilly Sandwich Friday

It's nice but very weird to see a mayor who actually seems to enjoy the job

Microsoft suggesting i change "the majority of" to "most of" in an email has incandescent with rage at being told to dumb down my language by a fucking machine

Hit a Bugs Bunny flow state in DnD and i will be chasing this high forever, nothing like disabling a powerful antagonist by flipping them upside down in the air

Rewatching the entirety of Fallout to focus on Stephanie and Her Whole Deal

"Oh, don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."

FALLOUT ON NINTENDO FALLOUT ON NINTENDO MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE AND NOW I NEED A SWITCH 2

I'm so tired, but in that nice "i did a lot of stuff and now it's time to rest up from it" way and not in what's become my usual "existing in my body is a prison i am so exhausted" way, feels good to be pretty much recovered and almost a person again

Overseer Stephanie Harper has joined Amy Elliot Dunne in my heart as women who have never done anything wrong ever in their entire lives