You know this man plays a Bard every time

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is to sell really shitty copper then collect all the complaint tablets so you know you'll be remembered forever

Omg i just remembered i have a CAKE DOME

I love how many alien planets on TNG are obviously on a green screen stage that they just lit to make it look like a weird green alien atmosphere. Now THAT is budget sci-fi ingenuity

Cake!

Love that pro-tip to whip store bought canned frosting, doubled the volume and turned the cream cheese frosting i got from like condensed milk white to bright white

Okay maybe I'll celebrate a tiny bit that i accepted that job offer

Oh HELL YEAH open.spotify.com/track/2djt2L...

Blast Hardcheese? Nice to meet you, I’m

I either didn't notice them or they just didn't have them up in Boston, but these croissants filled with crean cheese and topped with everything bagel seasoning are everything I've ever wanted out of a pastry and they're EVERYWHERE

@falserumors.bsky.social I'm watching Wayward on Netflix with Toni Colette running a scary troubled teen boarding school, too soon to tell if it's "good" but it's pretty fun and feels like your vibe

SUCCESSFULLY GAVE SOMEONE DIRECTIONS YAY!!!

Enjoying some Death Becomes Her and imo Meryl Streep is at her best when she's losing her fucking mind and making it everyone's problem

(i accepted a job offer today)

Oh isn't she a beaut

I am already so excited for the sandwich i just picked up

Just enjoy some Garrett tonight, my personal favorite being "I don't take orders from girls! Because they don't talk to me!" youtu.be/_jfC9pKORIU?...

Did everyone get their Community Notification about Garrett being on Jeopardy tonight?

Oh banana, we're really in it now

We saved him!!

Got myself to clean my bathroom by promising myself McDonald's, the old magicks still work!

The girl 2 doors down is super nice, has an adorable dog, is also from Boston, and we both have the same first name as we discovered when we finally exchanged them today so I'm having a Very Normal One

Uhhhh so I've been meeting a LOT of people who moved here from Boston pretty recently, like an odd amount, like enough that I'm wondering if JC has been subliminally targeting us with reasonable rents on apartment websites.........

It's fun how google can't tell if I'm getting into swords or building a fence, but to be fair "fencing" does hit both those things

Sabrina Carpenter should sell Pretty Girl Avenue street signs because i would love to have a Sabrina Carpenter Pretty Girl Avenue street sign up in my apartment, i bet it'd be pink!

Co-Star today: think about marriage Me, thinking about marriage:

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. And, yes, this is real.

Oh HELLLLL YEAH

CHEYENNE JACKSON IS GONNA BE MARY'S TEACHER FOR JAKE KRAKOWSKI'S MARY IN OH, MARY! OH MY GOD

I don't know when or why I'll eventually need this but i know i will

Portuguese Excellence HOF Tweet

Whatever's happening in the depths of the ocean is entirely none of my business

Back on my jello monstrosities bullshit, i have an idea for embedding jello within more jello and i need to follow my bliss

Today's worksona is very excited about insurance (it's actually super interesting but it's still insurance)

I might miss The Daily Show taping for a job interview, which is def the actual point of my being here but still. At least it wasn't supposed to be Stewart himself today, and there's nothing that can get in my way of Colbert next week

Gotta start planning for 2 dinners after fencing class bc the 1 just didn't cut it and tomorrow is Groceries Day and it's getting interesting up in here

Hellllllll yeaaaaaaaah

Choosing to believe that The Cerritos is the only ship in Starfleet that doesn't turn on the profanity filter for their universal translator, as a treat for myself

I can’t believe it’s finally happening

Anyone want to go to the Intrepid Museum and pretend we're in Rivet City from Fallout 3?

Truly we live in wild times when I'm legit excited about possibly seeing a Jimmy Kimmel taping

Gonna be interesting to be at The Daily Show taping tomorrow (got a ticket for Colbert next week too!)

The rapture happened but it was like 7 people total all in different remote areas, sorry Evangelicals

Getting a good grade in plants!!

Love making a really fancy risotto and then eating it directly out of the container I'll be storing the leftovers in because why dirty 2 dishes

Dr. Crusher appreciates the guidance

I had a feeling that Disney was stronger than our government and tbh this is very validating

Asking me anything about Star Trek or Fallout, you're the one who triggered the unskippable cutscene!