I love the triumphant song my dishwasher sings when it's done, hell yeah dishwasher you did the thing and you deserve to celebrate

Hellllll yeah

Just for laughs...

The sheer enthusiasm for food on Iron Chef...

As a "thank you for carrying my ass during the hardest year of my adult life" gift i sent my best friend a pair of Jenna Maroney's huge gold hoop earrings from the 30 Rock props sale, she loves a gift with a story and i absolutely crushed this one

Whoops this has awoken something in me

Furious to report that ironing my rug has made me love it even more, and I'm gonna do another pass at it this weekend then call it done

I truly thought it was canon that "James Bond" and "007" was like a rank or title given to an agent but i guess it's supposed to be the same guy every time?

Sometimes adulthood is spending your day off ironing a 9x12 iron because for some deranged reason it arrived folded and is a trip hazard

I love the look on people's faces when i mention i go to fencing classes, a pure moment of "you can just do that?" which is what i truly live for. Yup, you can just do stuff

The Buffalo Bills social media has gotten very off-topic and i am SO into it

Things are very bad, but Bob's Burgers is still very good

I've been rewatching Ghosts bc it's cute and fun and i just realized that Trevor's character growth is kicked off by being horrified by negative ghost representation in Ghostbusters

Truly the only thing in my life changed by AI is having to add "-ai" to the end of all of my searches

Don't have to get ready for photo ops like this if you STAY ready

I cannot get over how tacky they are i love it

I broke both of my big dumb cups, which were ripoffs of some Starbucks big dumb cups, so i went over to the dollar/bonkers overstock store for new ones I won't care about breaking. Turns out they had some of the real ones, but they had a random intial on them, but it happens to be one of MY initials

I want to go for a walk AND i have a reason to go for a walk BUT i am not doing great rallying for a walk

The "Pedestrian Fatalities" counter on the page updates in real-time!

I just ordered the item that i will consider the last piece of my fallout stuff collection and i am so fucking excited for how it's all gonna look together, and then we start adding in more Star Trek stuff

I picked up my prize from the pumpkin contest which was fun, got a lot of compliments, but the prize was flower and i am in a no smoking building so I've spent a lot of this evening making pre-rolls for upcoming walks

The song from this ad is permanently imprinted on my brain youtu.be/8neFnSuh7Is?...

I love being extremely torn between my next planned splurge being the TNG Enterprise Lego set or this INCREDIBLE champagne colored faux fur trimmed shawl i keep seeing in the J Peterman Catalog

I don't know why the guy at my sandwich place gave me a free baguette but i do have many ideas for how to put it to good use

Our first repeat sandwich since relocating to Jersey City, but the bel paese cheese on this one was calling to me and i must follow my heart

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Mitch Hedberg fucking nailed it with what's so great about rice (i am eating rice)

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

That moment of horror when you realize the instant message you're about to send to someone actually does need to be an email

I've been watching Bugs Bunny cartoons for like an hour now and this shit fucking rules Bugs Bunny whips ass

If this is true that sandwich thrower is gonna REVOLUTIONIZE MLB pitching

I legit wonder how many times Mamdani was sent this by friends today theonion.com/de-blasio-we...

Spock needs to chill out about being mixed race, a lot of people are, it's got some challenges but he acts like it's some unbelievable burden nobody could relate to (aside from that it's Spock, he's great, we all love Spock and his husband Jim)

One of the most "hell yeah" movies I've ever seen

Goddamnit Jersey City i have to vote for mayor AGAIN in December??? Although i appreciate how easy it'll be to decide in the runoff

Congratulations to NYC but i can't seem to get Jersey City results bc they're all buried in the same article under the bigger news??

I have somehow curried favor with one of the people who works at Chicken Delight, who rewards me for... tipping and being polite, i guess? with SO MUCH extra chicken than i actually order

I hate fencing so much when we're doing all the warm ups and some YOUTH is telling us "just one more set" and it's always LIES but then we fight and it's amazing

Yay i voted and got a sticker!

My fencing outfit is here and it's very fun, but also hilarious how the women's cut pants absolutely do NOT account for things like hips or curves, i feel like I'm standing in the back half of a horse costume in these things

Not only did he shoot his friend in the face, he then made that friend hold a press conference where he apologized for being in the way of Cheney's gun and therefore getting himself shot in the face. Now THAT is cartoonish evil

Looked up my polling place for today and i can literally see it from my window

My fencing outfit should be here tomorrow but now i realize i don't have a bag that will work for all the stuff

Gonna be playing a Bard for the first time in a new DnD campaign so I'm studying up on Bugs Bunny and Kendrick Lamar to ground the character

I put down my phone for 5 minutes to take a shower and i missed A New Wife?????

Love being in my adorable apartment, cackling to myself about the ridiculous nonsense I've been getting up to and will continue to pursue

Yay my pumpkin came in 2nd place! I win a half ounce for a buck!