This is my FAVORITE Looney Tunes, "it's a great trick, but you can only do it once"

Matthew Broderick in a casino app ad doesn't make sense to me, but Neil Patrick Harris in one absolutely does

Stop using Riker's login, Mariner!

Still an absolute beauty even with the State Of The World No Vegetables Modification

Did get lightly roasted for asking for my sandwich without any vegetables, but in a nice way that understood my nervousness about it

At least there's gonna be a lot of new Fallout eventually, maybe we'll get a New Vegas that crashes slightly less

Trying really hard to not doom spiral but also not exactly looking forward to taking a walk in toxic air to pick up a sandwich that might have contaminated lettuce on it. I'm gonna grab a mask and ask for no vegetables, but still, not into this risk calculus we have to do

Me: I'm gonna keep in mind time zones when messaging people because i work for an international company and people have different working hours The dude who sent me teams messages at 1 am my time: why did it take you seven hours to respond to me?

Fuck it, Columbo rewatch time

Didn't realize the weather app i was using went all in on AI until i had to figure out why it was telling me the air quality today was in the "good" range and that visibility was "unlimited", so that's the end of that

Is it my brain or my environment creating this feeling of omnipresent dread?

People in rural areas know better than to tangle with random homunculi, they'll kill this thing with hammers and scrap it for parts

Talking about a dead guy

At the point with physical therapy that i feel like i might actually get back to baseline at some point in the future, very exciting

Yay didn't even need my umbrella

Really hope this sudden pouring rain stops sometime in the next 45 minutes, before i need to leave for physical therapy

I would love to not have a headache but I guess that's just not how this day is going to be

Margaret being fucked up and hating Carrie is a load-bearing part of the story, without that core dynamic that's not Carrie, it's an entirely different story

oh my God yes (h/t @futurehasbeen.bsky.social) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJE...

Oh no i was really productive and then i sat down and now I'm sleepy and procrastinating on taking a shower

I love the implication that i am choosing to take as truth that Vivian roasted him so hard he literally died

Getting real tired of my electric company emailing me telling me I'm using electricity, if you're so worried about my electric bill then charge me less!!!

Lol getting my first mammogram

Lol

I am so relieved to have a new showerhead filter, it's so nice to not be itchy

My sister is a lawyer and tbh i could probably pull it off depending on the case

IT'S TIME TO COUNT THE RICE

I am 10 minutes into Count The Rice and this is the most insane Game Changer oh my god

People at work: you're doing a great job! Me to myself: how have i tricked all these people into thinking i know what I'm doing??

It's 40 hours long but you can tell who's gonna win after 2, then it's just slowly watching that 1 person take the rest for everything they've got

We all decided already that he got that thing that makes you poop yourself to death, it's too late for this kind of correction

@christhefriend.bsky.social have you checked out Forbidden Fruits for best bad movie of 2026? It's not "good" but it's pretty fun

Watching the new The Vampire Lestat and finally watching all of The Mayfair Witches over a weekend is paying off in silly crossover ways

Ordering a new filter for my showerhead because i legit cannot get my current one open to change out the filter, which has not been a problem for the last like 6 filter swaps but here we are

Oh my god i made and ate and am bringing home so many dumplings

On my way to Dumplings Class hell yeah

I love environmental storytelling

This is by far my favorite Bogart movie, all sweaty and desperate and making terrible decisions, it's SO good

Very excited for Dumplings 101 tomorrow morning, now that my body isn't as much of a mess it's time to start doing stuff more and learning how to make dumplings feels like a good start

PT done and sandwich acquired!

Nobody should watch this movie but everyone should listen to the podcast episode about why nobody should watch this movie, it's a MESS open.spotify.com/episode/5Ztr...

I have physical therapy again tomorrow at 9 am so i am already dreaming of the bagel sandwich I'll be getting as a treat afterwards

Vivian Wilson on Smartypants is even more than i dreamed it would be

A classic BLT on a classic Sandwich Friday, got some fries and a mint lemonade to go with it and I could not be happier with my choices

@favoritebadmovie.bsky.social re: "is wings good?" If you can get past the unbelievable volume of "this character used to be FAT" jokes it's pretty good

Went to read an article about Gone Girl but it opened with "Amy Dunne inspired a generation of women to become 'cool girls'" and i don't think whoever wrote this saw the same movie i did

Can't help but wonder how much of my working life has been spent saying "what the fuck??" out loud while looking at an excel spreadsheet

Working on the next show on my Apple+ list and Dickinson is DELIGHTFUL, i love Toby Huss so much and what an amazing surprise to find out he's in this

Me on my way to physical therapy: and when i get home I'll make a nice dinner Me on my way home from physical therapy: time to pick up my chicken strips and fries from Traitor Chicken