I would demand to go here when visiting family in Florida, you can explore all the weird structures

At the giant lobster episode on my Iron Chef watch through, which means it’s time to repost @stefapie.bsky.social’s meme

Hell yeah audio only option for Dimension 20, somehow much easier to pay attention when i can do other stuff while listening

Ponies is really fun and very good and Vic Michaelis is perfect in their role, incredible casting here

Oh my god i slept for 10 hours i almost feel like a person again

Last night 8n DnD i didn't *directly* kill another teammate, but my actions did lead to his death, so that's 2 friendly fire kills (so far) in this campaign. I built a character who is supposed to fuck up a lot and my god when she does she does it spectacularly

Hell yeah sandwich time

All orange fruits and vegetables are super gross to me

How does Ally Beardsley's hair always look cool? No matter what they're doing with it it always looks so fucking rad

Frozen pizza for dinner (triumphant)

DUDES! HERE'S AN EASY WAY TO BE AN ALLY: TELL US WHAT YOU MAKE (anonymously, for a survey, she's legit)

I slept until half an hour before my alarm, an incredible improvement from waking up every half hour starting at 4 am, don't know if it'll happen again tonight but I'm enjoying it a lot right now

Whoops I'm watching "The Official Cast Recording" episode of Game Changer again

The Good Morning Burger looking downright reasonable these days

Guess i should unload my dishwasher after all

If Fallout has taught me anything, it's that in the few seconds i have before annihilation i need to make a weird tableau and get into a funny pose

Weird to feel like it's the end of the world but i still have to respond to emails and think about what to make for dinner and get some laundry done

2 days off and more than 100 emails, that seems like too many emails

I am really trying my best to stay in a good headspace about things, mostly because i know how i spiral, but oh my god i am so over being injured it's been almost 5 months every time i feel like I'm ready to start doing things again i have a terrible setback I just want to sleep a full night again

I'd love a series about a mission to bring new societies into the Federation: every week a new planet, could really dive into existing species that maybe haven't had much screen time, plenty of room for Space Mysteries

I've been on 4% of their total episodes! And 3 of 4 of the movies I talk about I can actually defend as redeemable!!

He is risen

Nobody should watch this movie, but everyone should get a pizza and listen to this episode

Still the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my entire life, walked out knowing this is why we have theater and put on performances and are human

Yay!

Due to my bestie being in town, tonight's Sandwich Friday Sandwich will be played by the cheese course at Saint Urban

Sandwich Friday is coming, my dinner reservation isn't until 7

Went to a Japanese head spa today and oh my god she worked over my skull so good

Male turkey: I will kill your ghost car

Excited to introduce my friend to Game Changer tonight, describing it as "what if the Stanford Prison Experiment was fun" will hook her immediately

Oooh Scientology lost their safepointed AG, such a shame to have infiltrated such a high level of government just to have it go exactly as you'd expect it to

Forgot about this one

S2 of Dimension 20 On A Bus is incredible, and now I'm wondering which upcoming Game Changer caused this to happen

Moved to Jersey City, got a job in a fancy Manhattan skyscraper, gonna spend my weekend being a Fancy City Lady, but right now the thing I'm most excited about is the Target that just opened that's right outside my train station. Is target evil? Should I not be excited about this?

I'm coming around on 1 variety of April Fool's gags: the Single Topic Accounts Alternate Reality Day, @sitcompeople.bsky.social especially has been doing an amazing joke all day

Gotta wash em down with an Orange Lazarus

This was so much fun to record, truly captured our bewilderment at the fact this movie exists at all.

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle

Every sound bite from John Lithgow about the new HP is so sweaty and desperate (and disappointing), like, are you a transphobe and trying to pretend you aren't or are you so desperate for money and attention you're totally fine with harming incredibly vulnerable people? It's gotta be one of those...

Probably noticed a little too late that the wall my tv is up against now coordinates with the Dropout Make Some Noise set

Legal casino-replicating gambling apps are so embarrassing, like, you don't even have the excuse of the ruthless social engineering and peer pressure to make you more susceptible to throwing down tons of cash, you're just playing high stakes Candy Crush

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Why not me with Star Treks, why do they get to be happy

The beauty is in the simplicity

Columbo really nailed it with keeping his personal life extremely irrelevant to the show. i just do not care who these people are on these new shows at all, they should offhandedly mention cousins and aunts and uncles and nieces and nephews and never go into it

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Doing this WILD cooking hack where instead of baking one potato i bake 2 so i can just microwave the other later when i want another potato

Ugh fine this new chromecast is a lot nicer than the 11 year old one it's replacing, it is nice to delete all those streaming apps off my phone