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Congrats fam. YOU have as many NHL wins as the Kraken since 11.23 Love it

Convinced my wife to put 10 bucks on JVR when those odds flashed 2 min before he scored. Looking forward to that sugar baby lifestyle #lgrw

The only Jurassic Park sequel worth making

Shrimp boys touch butts

To realize an Effing Hepatologist was the key voice normalizing vaccine destruction is just mind blowing

Downside is I’m sitting on cbj shoot twice side but on the plus side Cam is so effing cute #lgrw

Clarence would head down to a bball court on campus and shoot hoops for a couple hours, one on none. He’d then stroll around campus with a back brace for all to see. Vietnam raging at the time. Hmmm.🤔

So one party openly advocates for the abolition of civil rights and permanent injury to minorities, so it is too hard to separate political advantage from racial bigotry so let it stand? Sure, makes sense.

Question for dog owners: when out on walks is it kosher to put poop bags in other neighbors trash bins that are out on the street for pickup? I’ve landed on only doing it to houses that don’t clean their sidewalks #dogs

God bless Pandora for trying at least. Also hilarious that taste hasn’t changed one bit in 20 years #boycottspotify #wrapped (?)

I have yet to meet another person willing to engage in ranking Stroke 9’s entire discography but imma keep lookin

Every wings fan having 2009 PTSD seeing Finally a fight strap game misconduct called #cbj

Do the Vikings practice

These refs refusing to call Boston for anything short of murder bc Bruins were due for a PP, then immediately calling it straight once Boston scored. Just laughable #lgrw

My delightful in laws in Ohio are happy and Dave Portnoy is miserable and that’s solace enough for today

Anyway, please look at South Africa's sick ice hockey sweater hockey-worldwide.com/2024/07/03/p...

‘Get it together it’s just a naked woman you’ve seen hundreds of them…four of them’ There is a sweetness and grace to Man on the Inside that is just stunningly naive and it’s so GD refreshing

Boone loves his @wingedwheelpodcast.com blanket but can’t sleep with the knowledge Gibson is probably back in net Wednesday

I need to start the rumor that wearing a pressurized mask while you sleep helps protect you from the woke mind virus creeping in so at least ONE of my male patients will use their Bipap #medsky

There’s a Suuuuper old Jim Gaffigan sketch about watching an old movie and wanting to talk about it but everyone’s over it. ‘Hey you guys wanna talk about Heat’ On an unrelated note just finished Spider-Man on PS and holy hell loved it

So you can be the President of the USA but you can't shake your ass on the internet?

Easy decision tree for fielding a punt at the one; are you Devin Hester yes/no

The Toronto Maple Leafs are last in the Eastern conference.

The ONE time all game I wanted to see Aaron Rogers face (sad reaction after he lost) and they don’t. Of course #beardown

Night before kindergarten my parents sat me down and said I was the ‘smart one’ and they expected me to become a doctor

Watching Nobody 2 and I’m such a sucker for when the good guy uses a huge space to set a trap. Predator, Equalizer…it’s such a ridiculous trope #nowwatching

The joy on Raymond’s face when he hugged Mo is carrying me

JFC

Can we stop getting called for embellishment that are ridiculous wtf

Stuck with CBJ feed any word on why Edvinsson is out? #lgrw

Last pitchers to have 30+ starts, an ERA below 2.40, and at least 6½ strikeouts per walk in one MLB season: Cy Young in 1904 and 1905 Greg Maddux in 1997 Clayton Kershaw in 2015 Tarik Skubal in 2024 and 2025

Flashing back to when I had ‘heaven is a place on earth’ as my ringtone

Luckily as an elder millennial who grew up on Behind the Music I’m used to seeing talented youngsters spiral out at first taste of success. This skeet is about the Red Wings 😒

Congrats to The Rommates for their milestones tonight! 1000 points combined! #lgrw #cbj

You stand up for your teammates like Edvinson did and the hockey karma finds a way!

With a pause on the CD and tape so people listening on vinyl can flip it over. RIP 🐐

If you don’t have the lead for much of the third period it means less time to choke it away. Todd playing 4-d chess

The NYR announcers being indignant at that penalty call without a trace of irony 🙄

Love getting power plays off the two most rare Red wing occurrences: sustained fourth line pressure and a Kane defensive play #lgrw

Loved WWP night, was a nervous wreck to meet Prashanth and now waiting for puck drop. Jesus need the boys to dominate tonight #lgrw

Holy interference jeez

In case people forget. You should be boycotting Starbucks. Tomorrow starts their strike. Going to Starbucks is crossing picketing lines. Be a better person and don’t go to Starbucks ✌🏼 it’s not that hard

Love to see the reverse @wingedwheelpodcast.com jinx. What a shot by Moose

If Debrincat can screen our fourth line that is actually tall enough to ride all the rides sure can there we go!

This period confirms what I thought first game-Anaheim is the same hacky bunch they’ve always been and their lack of penalty calls is a fluke

Two minutes for getting elbowed in the face I guess 🙄 #lgrw

I feel bad for DNF Yellowface but meh

Mrs is on the glass tonight in Cbus for the Oilers and got a picture of the greatest player on earth (honesty in the alt text) #gritty #cbj