‘Insignificantly enough we both have significant others’ is one of those #emo lyrics I’ll be singing on my deathbed open.spotify.com/track/4uY4fB...

And I forgot the gold bikini fight scene! Well done Mr Bond

Pigeons are cool, actually. They're cool birds. Yeah, a lot of them are diseased but they're survivors, they're scrappy, they are the bird versions of Rizzo from "Midnight Cowboy."

Watching The Mummy Returns and I stand by Rachel Weisz is the most beautiful woman in film #nowwatching Sidenote this nation years for more campy adventure films

We’ve got a new Darko human victory cigar!

Big shoutout to Andrea Bocelli -I’m sure he appreciates that Snoop 🙄

For Black history month, I'm reading Black AF History: The Un-Whitewashed Story of America by Michael Harriot. "From its inception, America was always a pyramid scheme where the wealthy benefited from the labor of the poor." Highly recommend. bookshop.org/p/books/blac...

It can feel very defeating working on projects to improve patient care while this nation is crumbling but I try to remind myself no matter the circumstances hospitalization is a universally terrifying time and we can always make it better

You hate to see it 😁

Every year there’s one mid ass western team that sweeps the wings bah

Tigers: We can't possibly be expected to pay Tarik Skubal $32M! Also Tigers: *sign Framber Valdez for $38.3M*

Why are they treating Rimmer like he’s doing a guest spot on a podcast, pimping out all his side hustles #cbj

Shocked the Devils get a soft call 🙄 #cbj

Hello old friend. Is has been a while. I can’t even begin to describe what it was like playing this game for the first time in 1996 following 15 years of playing games on a 2D plane. I think it’s nearly impossible to grasp how mind blowing it was unless you were there.

It’s prob the gummy I took to sleep but binging Rizzoli and Isles and I’m genuinely upset Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn didn’t work out

That’s how you separate a shoulder on a fellow all-star

What a B move by MacKinnon

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If they don’t get this second goal someone gonna have to explain to me like I’m five how pushing a glove to dislodge a puck isn’t goalie interference

Dave Jackson is a fucking idiot

Great sign Augustine is gone after this year and finally signed #lgrw

A well-fitted real uniform (maid, fireman, nurse, whatever) is literally always hotter than its """sexy""" spirit Halloween counterpart

Well hopefully that decision to forego the easy FG costs Both offensive coaches who are too smart for their own good today

FYI: John Gibson is the second goaltender in franchise history with multiple eight-game winning streaks in the same season. The other: Chris Osgood (1995-96)

Thanks for the assist #CBJ always love to see more horrors for TB at NWA

Reading an interesting study showing CHF patients with depression or anxiety who receive therapy and medication are 70% less likely to be readmitted amd over 50% less likely to die of CV causes over 3 years. It’s almost as if we miss addressing mental health in our pts with chronic illness🙄 #medsky

I know this is playoff intensity but why are we getting a regular season whistle and the Wild are getting a playoff whistle?

Desperately hoping JBD has a Rocky 3 moment and he’s dominant when he switches to Left side #lgrw

Ok those Ovi-Wan Kinobi bobble heads are sick #caps

God bless Mo. you hate to donate a point to the 6th place team in the division but I’ll take #lgrw

Karma bc that was the softest Penalty shot call I’ve seen all year Ball don’t lie

GD Gibson

Hey #CBJ: next time you have a fan appreciation night don’t waste an hour of it by having the GM ramble on. STH deserve better than waiting 2.5 hours for two signatures!

Would’ve hated to play such a great period and end it losing. What a strong stick by Raymond to spring that breakout

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

Subspecialists will want either the patients whole life story or just a room number and for you to STFU. You will never guess which correctly #medsky

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Hell of a year. Feel confident for first time in forever we’ve got the right coach. Congrats to the rams, and go Hawks

Left foot came up

Make it so

This team is gonna fucking kill me #Beardown

I have written essays on the lyrical absurdity of Summer Girls by LFO and my next tattoo is absolutely gonna be a book with ‘Billy Shakespeare’ on the cover

Kasper has looked awesome all game cancel the search party #lgrw

Respect the sharks have one forward over 25 and one defenseman under 45

Oh thank god it’s Ken and mick on the NHL network feed

STEVIE YOUR OLD PAL CHRIS IS HAVING A FIRE SALE GO GET GAVRIKOV YOU SON OF A BITCH #lgrw

Sadly this is the only award multiple Chicago QBs have won

Two facts I learned today, one fun one not fun: Fun: luc Besson is doing Dracula and I’m Stoked Not Fun: your nose will never itch more then when ur donating platelets and have no arms

Kaspers been a bit of an ahole tonight, good to see