It was absolute joy to turn @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social's story into pictures. Sadly, think this story of a walking id becoming President has become closer to a documentary than to satire....even more so than when it was released in 2020. I think we'd be better off with Big Head in charge.

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Accurate.

I've been up a half an hour and it's already time to log off for today. Fuck this timeline sucks.

For the record, all I said to this person was that dropping a racial slur in their comment was "definitely not OK." They seem like an awesome hang.

On the iPad today...

Oh Amelia… how could you do this to YOUR MOTHER??!?

Donald Trump has my permission to keep ignoring medical advice, freebasing aspirin, and eating like a drunk raccoon… Go for the gold, papaw!

Flashback to some recent covers for "Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn!"

There's a bunch, but I keep coming back to this one:

As a former public school art teacher, I will say that an educator and head of the teacher’s union promoting the theft of creativity and extending a big “fuck you” to the hard work of other artists by turning it into some godawful AI-generated Christmas card is absolutely infuriating.

Hot take: Drawing comics is f@#$in' awesome.

More interiors from “Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn” issue 14! #spawn #gunslingerspawn #comicart #procreateart #trusttheprocess

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! #christmas #leopardprint #nipplealert

Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.

I'm in, Kerry. I'll even bring my own pickax and a case of Modelo.

day's last cigarette... #gunslingerspawn

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

A very nice woman in her 80s emailed last night just to say that she had read ONE NATION UNDER GOD for a second time and enjoyed it even more than the first time. I can't tell you how much a note like that can do for an author, especially with all of this going on. Drop your favorites a line, folks

TRUTH... and I say this as someone who needs to listen to this advice much more often.

For the record, I HATE this fucking timeline.

It's incredibly heartbreaking, embarrassing, and infuriating how few fucks he gives about doing his actual job.

Good short video on new challenges to spotting AI generated images youtube.com/shorts/3M-BH...

On the iPad today... some inks from "Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger" #14!

Damnit this is good writing, @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social.

Gonna be hard to sell Democrats as the party that goes after corruption when they are CREATING A CULTURE OF CORRUPTION OF THEIR OWN.

Even tho I was trained as an illustrator, I had to take photography, film, and ceramics (yikes), and also some teacher education classes. Photography and film helped me to better understand light and composition, ceramics helped me understand form 3 dimensionally (which helped me draw it).

These bullshit "resistance accounts" spewing this AI garbage are so incredibly toxic. I saw this video below and believed it was real until Kevin posted this (hint: always check the signs and lettering... if it's gibberish, it's likely AI). These aren't doing anyone any good. Block accordingly.

Not gonna lie… The first thing I do every day I’m on Bluesky is to check to see if he died.

"Worthy"

Hey Tennessee! Let’s flip this seat and nudge our shitty president closer to another stroke!

Honestly, I hope they find he has syphilis of the brain with complications of cancer of the cankles and chronic ass eyes.

I mean, yeah.... I'm pretty busy, Cindy.

Y’know, it’s crisis moments like these where I am thankful that America had the foresight to elect a very qualified woman of color as president, and not a dumb felon who spends all day basting in a sluice of dementia, vengeance, and Adderall. Think about how fucked we coulda… ….ffffFFFFFUCK.

Time for more Photo Reference Phun! Special thanks to my model, Dan Herrick, for not pressing charges.

"...Are they violent, will they attack as I walk over?" One can only hope. The thought of a vicious, beef-eating, meat smoothie-drinking turkey tuning up this dickhead makes me smile.

name a film you've seen 6 times...

Here's some Photo Reference Phun from "Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn!" And yes, I'm 47 years old and I think I may have thrown my back out posing for this.

I don't say this often, but I just really like how this page from issue 13 of "Deadly Tales of the Gunslinger Spawn" #13 turned out...

BOOM!

I just love how excited she gets about this. The thought of bringing pedophile-enabling banks makes her flat-out giddy and I am absolutely here for it.

BLAM!

I don't know about y'all, but I am REALLY looking forward to a time where I don't have to see or think about our shitty President every. Fucking. Day. ALL DAY.

These have big "I swear that I didn't blow Bill Clinton nor Ghislane's horse....please don't write that I may have blown Bill Clinton and/or Ghislane's horse" energy.

"Shhhhhh...."

Every time I'm about to say "is Marjorie... making sense now? Is she trying to push the Republicans toward sanity?!?!" she drops some shit like "You guys should give a huge megaphone to a sniveling white supremacist" and "Vaccines are made from zebra semen and they hurt people." Don't be fooled.

Can't wait for OPERATION CARELESS WHISPER

Yep. “Our president is a morbidly wealthy pedophile who is building a ballroom while starving you” is pretty straightforward and something that would resonate with lots of people.

My right side is absolutely killing me You need an appendectomy How much is that Umm … $47,285 How much without the anesthesia Ok we can do that for $36,210 I don’t think so What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today I’m going to shop around Hold on, my manager is coming over