it’s yr girls 40th birthday! for those of you asking about birthday drinkies my venmo is “hiemilylouise” or i have a gift wishlist in my bio! 😘😘😘

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Social media has killed cryptids. The odd humans you’d mistake for creatures of the night in small towns or the woods are now busy going viral on the internet.

I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.

Alt text, because one would think folks would want news about a general strike to go as far as it can.

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Insisting that the plural of “Lego” is “Legolas”

Starting the year off right.

pickles.

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🤫 Still keeping the secret panel show play test at PAXU under wraps, but I will announce who will be on this panel! Team 1: @nerdynightly.bsky.social and @claruspolaris.bsky.social Team 2: @scottykfitness.bsky.social and @atticus.haus Team 3: @jackthewhipper.bsky.social and @aabria.bsky.social

Wanna see what madness I’m cooking up? Come to the MothMan Theater at 12:30p on Saturday! Oh, and my special guess Knowittall is going to be none other than @ohmyemilylouise.bsky.social!

if you are a person living outside NYC going “why should I care who the NYC mayor is???” that’s totally fair, no hate to you! here is a very good comment from u/current_poster that helps explain why it matters, and why Mamdani’s win is notable

Took 37 years, but I’m finally jealous about one (1) New York thing.

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also found out pop mart has a amazon store front and i need a million cute tiny things. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

idiot babies

In some ways this is the government now

the first time you put makeup on after a long, long time is so powerful. you’re like oh right i’m hot.

should i bleach my eyebrows today? i miss being an alien girl 👽🛸

sunday is for little treats 😌 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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that endless feeling (for too long now)

Love is preloading the highly anticipated sequel to your partner’s favorite game on your steam deck, pretending you did it for yourself, and then letting them game on the flight because you know they never remember to charge their devices before flights.

i woke up with a migraine but look how cute our living room gallery wall is

i miss my slutty instagram. 💝 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... 🪭 onlyfans.com/notthatprinc...

Meet the Guest Writers: Adventuring is a group effort. We're thrilled to have an awesome team joining us for Dungeon Tryouts! @ifycomedy.com @danielleradford.bsky.social @macguffinandco.bsky.social @sashasienna.bsky.social @alinapete.bsky.social Husein Panju www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...

happy anniversary, number one cutie boy @ifycomedy.com

i heard you wanted to send me a lil treat ✨ www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Tickets going live tomorrow!! Come hang, New York!

They finally made the milk from that hotel

Finally got to catch up with @ifycomedy.com and @ohmyemilylouise.bsky.social again and of course had to do the squid game photo booth

a lil hair color change as a treat 🤍

Ify joins the battle for Philadelphia in Eldritch Automata: The Annihilating Angel! Coming exclusively to Gen Con 2025, grab your ticket to this adrenaline rush of a Live Play today! Tickets available on gencon.com #ttrpg #tabletop #mecha #eldritchautomata @ifycomedy.com

some stuff and things.

We love a friend with a pool. @ohmyemilylouise.bsky.social @siridahl.com

A very vampire latex weekend.

it’s my birthday! if you’d like to send me a lil treat, you can do so here: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... if you’d like to buy me an after work drink you can use my venmo: “hiemilylouise” 🤍🤍🤍

Happy Birthday @ohmyemilylouise.bsky.social! You’re truly the best!

Happy mothers day to Em and to all the mom/mom figures!! And if you have a complicated relationship with your mom, I see you and I have so much love for you 💛

so sleepy.

Me and my companion saw you from across the tavern and we like your spells.

Scotland managed to get “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead” to number 1 following Thatcher’s death. I’m just saying we should agree on a song now so that we’re prepared

After D&D we practice ties. (@siridahl.com @ohmyemilylouise.bsky.social)

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