bringing my labubu to warhammer world so she can pick her first faction

oh to be a pigeon living in the great glittering dome of st pancras station

Excited to announce my new game, The CryptID Show, is coming to BackerKit this October! Published by @plusoneexp.bsky.social, this is a two-player improv game inspired by Coast-To-Coast AM and the game Home Safety Hotline (1/4)

We're looking to hire a freelance artist to create a series of four logos for different megacorps in our Shadows Over Sol (hard sci-fi / horror) #ttrpg. Think the Expanse meets Alien, with a dash of Cyberpunk mixed in. Interested and have experience? Send us your portfolio!

oh lol no

I have a MIGHTY need, particularly if it lets me inflict my radio host voice on people

tracking the flight path for my transatlantic night flight (boooo fuck thaaaaat) and have gotten very distracted by some town names in newfoundland

at Viagra Boys and there is an absolute diva in the bathroom doing coke and having diarrhea at the same time

at the Viagra Boys show and it’s a lot of parents with their teen kids and for the first time i can’t intuit who dragged whom here.

Already plotting on how to turn this into something fun where Barry (my Jackalop character from SS Bad Ship) goes around interviewing other cryptids around the universe to prove that he is real! I need this!

my hometown had its own cryptid called the hodag, and it was my job in high school to put on the hellaciously moth-eaten mascot costume & go do the mascotting at games. point is, i’m singularly qualified to make this game so go give it a follow before the 10/7 backerkit launch ttrpg.link/cryptidshow

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

NEW YORK (AP) — New York judge tosses terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione, lets murder count stand in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing.

close enough, welcome back In The Aeroplane Over The Sea

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

Facing off against @atticus.haus in a game of Warhammer Spearhead! Who will emerge victorious?!

haven’t had the opportunity or urge to do this yet but i bet it would be really fun to call someone a “gormless cuck.” just a nice mouthfeel on that one, sort of a “cellar door” situation.

we should not live in a world where we have to explain to our parents what a groyper is.

as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated

“Hype appropriate” false. Once you see these cryptid bumper stickers we have in one of the reward tiers there will be an inappropriate amount of hype. I mean, SQUONK IF YOU’RE SQUORNY????? come on, that’s a money-printing idea right there.

Man, I’m excited about The CryptID Show. It’s nice to make something that’s funny and light and purposefully cheesy. Sin Eater was really cathartic but also pulled from a lot of personal life experiences in a way that I’m like…yeah I can not do that again for a minute lmao

if you live in NYC you should come to this show I'm doing on the 27th. Phil and I are good writers in a dying industry and we are trying our best to make a cool thing with our own money that doesn't feel disposable or careless caveat.nyc/events/chron...

Kobold Press is hiring! Social Media Manager: Someone who loves TTRPGs & wants to lead the charge on digital engagement. Community Manager: A people-focused powerhouse with a passion for RPGs that connects our products & fans. APPLY TODAY -- koboldpress.com/kobold-pres...

I have successfully gaslit myself into thinking I am having fun playing Silksong

I wear this like a badge of honor.

I had the pleasure of doing illustrations for this... I think back in Spring? It was insanely fun. And, c'mon. You tell me you need a Sasquatch with a big ass, how can I say no? Give the project a look :)

... oh god I forgot I drew this.

At long last I have published my Cryptid Tier List johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cryptid-ti...

Otis was one of the first playtesters of The CryptID Show and his feedback was invaluable. This is exactly the use case it’s designed for, and getting his thoughts on how to tighten up the game really helped level it up!

Yeeeeeeeah! Gonna scream about this all week!

Excited to announce my new game, The CryptID Show, is coming to BackerKit this October! Published by @plusoneexp.bsky.social, this is a two-player improv game inspired by Coast-To-Coast AM and the game Home Safety Hotline (1/4)

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - And when you fall we will come to raise you up, bud from you, banner-like, blossom from you and carry you apart in a sky funeral. In honour of your passing. (But not me, because I am just a leaf eater.)

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A teaser of 2 announcements coming in the next few days. Our 1st @backerkit.com Collab Event with two amazing creators. Keep an eye on @goosepoopgames.com & @atticus.haus for more details...

obsessed with this photo of me, @ifycomedy.com, @thejenna.bsky.social, @versachiko.bsky.social, and Scotty Flynn from PAX West. Renaissance painting vibes

slikson good :)

it’s not an inability to efficiently prioritize tasks due to ADHD executive dysfunction, it’s just my own personal ludonarrative dissonance

trying to buy Silksong but Steam keeps crashing

r/superheroes is in disarray rn because someone asked if Blade can kill the vampires from Twilight and people are getting fucking HEATED

when they beg me to log off

We got em! @atticus.haus

One has to imagine Sisyphus caramelizing onions

Another successful PAX Panel Show complete

this is how your email finds me

Jared Leto is an important example of why it’s important to separate the art from the artist because, in doing so, it gives you the chance to hate him twice as much

As the person who runs the sponsorship program at my company, I cannot overstate how important it is to have your cast and crew info (ideally names AND social handle!) somewhere that’s very easy to find. If I can’t easily vet your talent, I will most likely pass.

Do you like Cabin in the Woods, the Oddjobs or Cabal: The Necromancer series, or other stories about the mundane admin that goes along with managing eldritch gods? I finished this book at PAX West and want to give it to someone so if you’re here this weekend and it sounds up your alley, come find me

LAST TIME I WAS IN SEATTLE FOR PAX WEST I SAW TWO DEAD BIRDS ON THE SIDEWALK, ONE OF WHICH WAS A SEAGULL THAT HAD BEEN LAID OUT SEEMINGLY WITH ARTISTRY. I AM BACK IN SEATTLE FOR PAX WEST AND I JUST WALKED PAST A PAIR OF PIGEON WINGS WITH THE SPINE ATTACHED. SEATTLE WHAT IS GOING ON MY DUDES