Made some holiday Mac and cheese for DnD last night! Been wanting to make it again and a group of gamers seemed like the perfect audience for such an untimely dish

The pregnancy process for gay couples is so frustrating (we STILL haven’t even entered the actually trying to get pregnant phase, just in the red tape/legal phase), I’m about to start walking into bars and screaming Breed Me

If one more person tells me they’re pregnant before I get pregnant, I’m going to jump off a cliff

The way my Midwest princess hat has not left my head since the Chappell Roan concert months ago

BOOOO I didn’t get summoned for jury duty 😞

I love that I asked a friend if they know any trusted riggers in town and they had to clarify if I meant shibari or for stunting lol

Stan culture is anti art/anti cinema. When they only care about the object of their obsession’s standing, they turn on projects at any perceived slight or drama, regardless of artistry. It’s toxic and draws attention away from actual thoughtful criticism

I love cooking shows but they confuse the fuck outta me when they serve any meat outside of fish. The way I would rather die than feed a chef I respected a piece of meat that didn’t have hours/a day to hang out with some salt. I panic when I don’t pre-salt chicken breast for Katy

The amount of times I have to wonder “are they on Ozempic or are they dying?” throughout the day…

Me, watching a commercial for car floor mats: “OK but how does it spy on me?”

Saw women on Threads talking about how menopause can make your labia “disappear”??? What else are we not being warned about re menopause?! I know about the hot flashes, mood swings, exhaustion, expedited muscle loss and subsequent decrease in bone density.

Whipping out the 3 foot Love Lies Bleeding trophy Jackie should have won that the producers gifted Katy at the end of the shoot for the little project we’re working on! Have to clean it up a bit and reattach two of the laurels that fell off

Katy and I every time Dr. Ellis Parker is on screen

Really wish whole turkeys were easier to find in stores when it’s not the holidays. With the amount of food I have to feed Katy, it would make life so much easier if I could grab and cook one whenever, no prior butcher hunting necessary

I keep seeing people fall for both Iranian/IRGC and USA government propaganda. Do not white wash the atrocities of either. Neither has the people’s best interest in mind. Both are violent systems of power that only care about preserving that power.

I love beets

I always forget that I have aggressively strong opinions on call sheets until I am making a call sheet

Why don’t they sell zofran over the counter? Even small doses, like come on man. An actual anti-nausea medicine exists and they are so fucking stingy with it

There is a character on the Pitt that I can’t stand that everyone seems to love and I don’t get itttttt. Sorry, I will be vague posting. I fear the mob

Family keeps sending cute Easter shenanigan videos with egg pastels and bunnies and I’m over here making it Halloween again as I prepare for my first time running Blood on the Clocktower

I swear all of this: Palestine, Iran, Iraq, Syria, it's all so the US and Israel can control the region enough to build and control a canal from the Mediterranean Sea (why Gaza is so important) to the Persian Gulf. Endless money and power

I call being the girl filming herself dancing and unwittingly catching the first moments of aggression in the background during the inevitable coup

Chappell Roan making an appearance in the Blood on the Clocktower handbook

Learning that Sam Altman is from Clayton, the extremely wealthy, extremely white part of St. Louis that always felt a little off to child me, makes so much sense

Not to be all trad wifey but I have become obsessed with making my wife the moistest, juiciest of delicious meats

Oops, look what we accidentally bought while stocking up on pet food

My wife is a scientist and I won’t be told otherwise

Everyone better be saying “bless you” to their pets when they sneeze

Me: I wish I could eat ramen leaning back on the couch but you just can’t. You have to hover over your bowl Katy: Hovering over your bowl, with extreme focus. Like watching anime

The things I have to do to get Hei Hei to leave us alone and let us work

Uggg I can’t wait to tell y’all what we’ve been working on, and I also can’t wait for it to not completely consume our lives

My entire family moved to LA for me but everyday I dream of moving to where I belong: the mountain forests of Oregon 😭. I know they do not want to uproot yet again

Look at our boy David up on that billboard!!! Go, David go! (If you have negative critiques of the show, share them elsewhere or get blocked and muted. Let me cheer my friend on in peace)

I have tried to go to renfaire so many times and each time is such a miserable experience. I feel like such a bad DnD nerd but I hate shopping and crowds and it is SO HOT. Some of the shows are fun but everything in between has my stress levels exploding out the roof

I got like 300 Instagram followers in two days, which is very unusual, and they’re mostly men, which is even more unusual, and they won’t tell me where they’re coming from

I think the hottest thing about me is my ability to do a flawless 3 day dry brine on a turkey that invokes a universal response of "holy shit" across the table. Katy thinks the hottest thing about me is my knees.

Another fun part of this is SAG insurance telling us they won’t cover IVF because we’re gay but they would cover it if we were straight and infertile 🥰

The hoops you have to jump through to have a baby as a gay couple are cray. Other people can go fuck a rando in a bar and have a baby they don’t want and we gotta do 3 different psych evaluations, lawyers out the wazoo, so many different health tests, FDA shit, etc.

The “K-Hole demon hunters” trivia team did not win best trivia name at gay trivia last night and I think that is a crime

Got to go to Katy’s former hapkido student’s wedding yesterday, congrats E and J! E was going to be the first student Katy trained all the way to black belt but he moved before the test so he could support his *now spouse* through med school 🤩. They are some real good eggs

Just a hawk casually eating another bird on our morning walk

First thing you do after finally biting the bullet and buying a business zoom account isn’t setting a meeting but texting all your DnD groups that you’ll never struggle with 40 minute zooms or choppy discord again

A car of five women just made Katy roll her window down to tel her her jawline is incredible and could sheer paper. It wasn’t until after we had driven away that she thought to respond “that’s it all it can do”

The way that Katy needs to be in this. Somebody PLEASE let her fight on the big screen. She’s a literal lifetime martial artist who also happens to be an incredible actor

The Drama is SO GOOD. hilarious and also oddly important. I don't think people realize how common that precipice is. Maybe not that one specifically, but nothing except a knife's edge separates so many from terrible fates. Also, the after party bathroom was in a honeymoon suite

The *Drama*

Even the tech is working against her

Wedding dress is just too big and I’m on my period so we’re going suit slut instead (this is literally my first time ever wearing a suit, so be nice please)

Looks like the silence has been broken: Katy has joined A Quiet Place part 3!