There’s nothing people love more than telling you that dolphins have been known to commit rape

Went with Thora and Michael (Thora’s husband/one of Katy’s managers) to see Thora perform as the monologist for ASSSSCAT last night! It is good to laugh

I’m obsessed with her

Yo if you’re calling an out gay man a groomer for hanging out with his completely of age coworker/friend, you are being homophobic. Fucking leave those men alone

The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.

It drives me crazy that the media’s framing of the paramount vs Netflix warner merger never includes how only Paramount is going after CNN and WBD’s global news network in the deal. They want to replicate the Bari Weiss situation at CNN. The Ellisons want to control the news. That’s the real story

They’d kick me off Traitors so fast cause I’d creep everyone out when I’d refuse to come out of the cage. These people are getting tied to a tree, blindfolded, for free

Idk can we give it up for Eva Victor and Sorry, Baby for having a legit awards run even though it premiered early in the year at Sundance?? More of that, please

Hearing Chloé Zhao talk about embracing directing through emotion because emotion is what she is good at unlocked how I face this industry. It gave me permission to be an expert in my own language instead of filtering it through something that always felt disingenuous

Finally watching I Love LA and am obsessed. I know it’s a critique of a very specific part of LA that ignores the masses of real people who were born and raised here, but this specific part of LA does exist and they are nailing it. Odessa was born to play Tallulah

Men are banned from publishing reviews of Hamnet until we figure out exactly what’s going on here (we all know what’s going on here but I don’t care to hear another man’s opinion on it anyways)

No one tell my grandpa about Chloé Zhao. She’s like the film industry equivalent of the doctor he wanted me to be

Haven’t introduced Bluesky to my butterfly hospice patient yet: meet half winged Archie! They were born with a parasite that makes their wings crumpled and we found them on a walk. Now they live with us until they pass (our cat miso sadly got to them and took off half their wing)

I have had the phrase “big booty Judy” stuck in my head for three days straight and I can’t get it to go away. Send help

Listening to Jessie Buckley’s golden globe acceptance speech: Me, peaks out from behind a door: …I love her Katy: I know Me: She’s talking about soup Katy: I know

Love that she’s a no drama girlie who stays out the news but is going to absolutely sweep because her performance was undeniable. It has been months since I saw Hamnet and I still think about it everyday. She was a conduit of the spirit from the Earth, to humanity, to the heavens

Know who profits from ICE's cruelty. https://www.thenation.com/article/activism/ice-businesses-boycott-campaign/

We watched Sinister instead

Idk why but feral Wally is suddenly trying to hang out with us when the dog is outside. Idk what changed after seven years but it’s so nice he’s not fleeing in fear and relaxing a bit around us!

Everyone clap, we got out of going to the party/event tonight

How do I taste the $800 rice cooker rice without paying for the $800 rice cooker?

Never mind, wait, this but I dress up as a little duck on a leash

For Halloween this year, Katy’s going to dress like coach Curt Cignetti and I’m gonna dress like Alabama and she’s gonna walk me around on a leash

The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.

I really appreciate that The Pitt emphasizes how dangerous being a medical worker is. When my sister was an EMT she had to deal with so much shit. Often the first one to go in to active crime scenes. Every bodily fluid thrown on her daily. Men in all types of mental distress

Person at a Hollywood party: What have you been up to? Me: So there’s this tomato seed from 1893 that was just listed for the first time in the-

I love that when we go to events Katy spends most of the time talking to the bodyguards instead of the attendees. It’s always the same guys! They never stop working

I’m slowly learning how to not look insane in photos. Congrats to Kristen on a truly beautiful directorial debut!

Only those with money now have access to child sexual abuse on X. Musk has created a digital Epstein Island.

Is this gay?

Idk I feel like Jacobi Jupe should be getting some noms. Just cause he’s a kid didn’t mean he didn’t kill that shit in a way most adults couldn’t

Worth watching: thealabamasolution.com

Always super jealous whenever Katy gets to hang out with Indya

Just a reminder that it’s super fucked up that inmates in jail and prison do not have free access to phone calls, and their calls cost MUCH more than a normal call on the outside would. Communicating with lawyers and family is baseline humane treatment filtermag.org/fcc-price-ca...

I don’t understand how a single person has ever sung Fast Car in front of others. I could never get through that song without sobbing

I miss my best friend (she isn’t dead she’s just in Queens)

Hard to see Miso, but it goes cat, human, dog, human

Very tickled by Katy’s dad’s 3 foot long stocking

She’s just my sweet baby dream girl who loves her cat and dog and wife

My favorite holiday tradition: dragging Katy’s family to my favorite restaurant, WAFFLE HOUSE!!!

Oh my gawd I just found this barbarian woman photo shoot Katy O'Brian did a few years and again: her. Movie. With battle axe. Now.

NEW EPISODE! The Boys are in full force (and joined ever so briefly by @brndnstrssng.bsky.social to say hi) this week to welcome a guest whose credits inlcude LOVE LIES BLEEDING, MI: DEAD RECKONING PART 2, QUEENS OF THE DEAD, and THE RUNNING MAN: Katy O'Brian! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Meant to crash a Running Man Q&A at the Vista and ended up accidentally crashing dinner (dinner not pictured. Dinner not egg)

From Palestinian Youth Movement: “The people of the world have stood with Palestine for over two years, and we're not stopping. Since the ceasefire announcement, Israel has massacred hundreds of Palestinians in Gaza, attacked the West Bank, and continued its abuse, torture and killing of Palestinian

In the words of the title of my favorite book about a real life bear attack: CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP

Katy got to do a shoot and a little interview with Tidal Magazine. There’s latex, there’s Tom Ford, there are chrons scars and big bumping booty tidal-mag.com/online-katy-...

Appearing this month in 'Christy' and 'The Running Man', Katy O'Brian spoke to Deadline about her "whirlwind" onscreen year and what's next.

From queer horror to action blockbusters, Katy O'Brian is reshaping the screen on her own terms. Katy spoke with us about her mission to tell bold, boundary-pushing stories that matter.

I want y’all to witness her hotness but I’m afraid you might die

The way I bite those lats y’all