White knuckling it through an extended conversation with Jehovahs Witnesses on the street because it’s really great practice for my reactive dog I’m attempting to train

This is a profound violation of international law, basic human rights and fundamental decency. Seeking asylum is a human right. "I was a stranger and you welcomed me." – Matthew 25:35

If I see online discourse that I know would baffle my friends and family who aren’t on socials, then I know that discourse is nothing more than a waste of time and not worthy of engagement or acknowledgment

People who are often or chronically online (Digital Dwellers) are in constant battle with people who aren’t (Reality Keepers). I am constantly, desperately trying (but failing) to switch sides

If you recognise influencers and streamers on the street yes I judge you

Our smart thermostat thinks it knows us so well when in fact, it knows nothing

How do I explain to my dog that I’m not giving her as much outdoor time as usual not because I hate her or she’s a bad dog but because the air is poison?

There are some extremely successful people on here and other socials whose web of lies and manipulation are so intricate and far reaching that I strongly suspect they have diagnosable antisocial or narcissistic personality disorder. Like Elizabeth Finch or Robert Durst levels

My nephew brought this little piano over to serenade Hei Hei with the second he walked in the door 😭😭

Playing a fun game of “am I sick or is my throat sore from the 4 day cold storage warehouse fire down the street?”

Ok but the World Cup trophies are the exact shape a fist makes before it enters your body, yeah?

Ok but the World Cup trophies are the exact shape a fist makes before it enters your body, yeah?

I made a big dinner for my beloved Father for Father’s Day and omg look at the text I came home too 🤩. He is the chef I’m always trying to impress so it means the world to me (if it doesn’t sound liked much of a compliment, trust me, it is, he’s Chinese). Cheers to all the amazing parents out there!

Gen pop’s view of how much control someone’s PR team, or their team in general, has over them is way off. Celebs very often do things that have their PR team pulling their hair out in frustration. PR firms don’t control their clients, they just have to deal with their decisions

God I wish it was Halloween. It just feels like it should be Halloween

a dad bod? you mean a father figure

I don’t understand why producers/execs give social media following any weight in Hollywood after it’s been shown that social media buzz is bought & manufactured. It’s not a real measure of audience engagement, it’s like a sales department targeting employees instead of consumers

I know they aren’t using the big jets to water dump on the Boyle Heights fire cause I assume they can’t fly that low that close to downtown, but man I wish we were getting some water drop planes footage out of this. Idk why I fucking love that shit. Big ole fatty cresting a ridge.

YO if you’re in district 1 you can make an appointment to get a free air filter!

WOWOWOWOWOW Love Lies Bleeding right behind The Handmaiden and Bound??? The honor!!

The chemical fire smells way more intense on day 3. Starting to feel like maybe I shouldn’t trust them when they say my area doesn’t need to evacuate??

Everyone clap for my new “having fun isn’t hard when you got a library card” shirt

Anyone else get super fucking anxious when people play loud music around cats, dogs, all animals with hearing better than ours?

Surprise, surprise: that person turned out to be the exact person they’ve been saying they were for years

Been seeing a lot of anti-union tinged articles and I need everyone to not fall for that shit. The only reason we have any protections at all in this industry is because of our unions. Fighting for workers is not the problem, don’t let them distract you/turn us against each other

I know I say “get yourself a wife” a lot, but: Get yourself a wife who writes and sends you personalized daily workouts when she’s away on location without you

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

Idk I feel like everyone should stop paying taxes until we figure all this shit out

Good morning, LA

Do you buy a new dildo every time you get a new partner? I never really had to deal with this, curious what the spread is

Lol why did I make this? What is the truth? What is propaganda I engineered for my own amusement? You have to watch the full Grave Conversations episode to find out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=exBB...

Seeing a movie without Katy is stupid and I hate it, though I was on time for once (I’m sure I’ll love the movie, we are just achingly codependent and it feels wrong)

The culture might have a reinvigorated interest in extreme thinness, but I don’t think it’s helpful to publicly dissect anyone’s eating disorder. Instead, can we all just be normal about our normal bodies? Like here’s me with a duck not giving a fuck my belly is out. If you don’t have some fluff,

The most important cultural exchange happening right now is much of the world discovering how insane real Mexican food is. Please discover Caribbean next 🙏

I hate to say it because I have made friends with many, but pigeons are fucking delicious

WHY AM I AWAKE???? 2 am is too early to get up for the day 😭

Day 2 being back in America and I cried when I saw a burrito

Get yourself a wife who sends you post workout selfies that are hotter than photoshopped editorials in Vogue

People will try and kill you on the 110 at 8am on a Saturday for literally no reason

Trump has now rolled back fishing protections in every U.S. Marine National Monument, opening millions of acres of previously protected ocean waters to commercial fishing. The move threatens critical habitat for whales, sea turtles, sharks, coral reefs, and other marine life.

Instagram has finally deemed me worthy of their fermenting algorithm

It’s not fair that cheap Spanish grocery store olive oil just tastes like that.

Number one rule: don’t be stinky around Katy. She will involuntarily gag. Full Grave Conversation below! www.youtube.com/watch?v=exBB...

Dear people of NYC: use this celebration energy to take down every flock camera in the city during the next knicks win

Grave conversations tonight with Katy and our love David at 5:30pm ET on YouTube!

Showing off in front of the actors by going the bathroom whenever I want and without supervision

Our buddy David graciously invited Katy to join him on Grave Conversations! Full episode out on YouTube tomorrow at 5:30pm ET

One of my biggest pet peeves: when people are discoursing and go “you people/everyone was saying the opposite the other day.” No! Those were other people! Just cause you saw different people saying shit doesn’t mean the people you’re currently addressing agrees. Just saw someone saying it’s morally

Omg I went to post this on my instagram stories and it, without prompting, suggested I use the L Word theme song. I hadn’t even written anything yet

The immense guilt I feel picking a restaurant that triggered Katy’s Crohns and now she has to work all day while dealing with *that*