"Make me mayor or I leave" should get a person banned from every city for at least 5 years. They can spend the time living on a boat and thinking about how much they suck.

These must be the first drafts of the Orange Catholic Bible Butlerian Jihad now

only I would ask for this

This guy terrorized our city, now appears on Alex Jones' two-bit closet Twitter podcast, and is responsible for several deaths of American citizens and injuries of countless others. Justice starts with him in jail.

🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍 omg ty ty sablan alters (on insta) for my paintressssssss Oh I am so stoked for my Clair Obscur deck, I have so many schemes for the art/cards

Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues. #uwotc-cwa

If you haven't yet, please sign our petition at cwa.org/uwotcletter to encourage WOTC to voluntarily recognize our union. As we work towards our election, we’ll be posting regularly and breaking down common myths about our union (and unions in general!)

I am very tired of the stupid-savvy 'oh you think politicians were honest before Donald Trump' take, like yes there has in fact been a qualitative change in the way modern american politics have been conducted that is largely attributable to him, and is bad.

Doing research on corruption in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Found a FB post from Stars and Stripes promoting its report on the Pentagon awarding the $1 billion contract to run the Ft. Bliss detention facility to a tiny company in Virginia. Clicked on the link. The report is gone.

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

stop scrolling look at him

The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

Ren Faire 🥰

oh yes I'm sure this is an accurate observation

This is bold faced nazi shit

do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere

#MagicCon Las Vegas! What a fantastic weekend. We were so excited to meet so many of you & to welcome Tolarian Community College & Commander at Home at our booth! We were blown away by how much you love our accessories. (1/2)

WotC will not do the right thing without YOUR pressure. Stay informed, stay supportive, & sign the union's open letter. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

I found this at my table at MagicCon Vegas. I need this amazing Magic community to help me find its owner! #magicconvegas

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

Our patrons remain undefeated gg @annaneedsmana.bsky.social cc @benbrode.bsky.social

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Signing and meeting and greeting at the @gamegenic.com booth! Come see us!

NEW: The ultraconservative Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals has blocked the 2023 rule change that allowed for telemedicine prescriptions of the abortion drug mifepristone—nationwide.

I was led to believe that nationwide injunctions were beyond the scope of the judiciary and therefore bad

Commander at Home sealed event 🥹🥰 our fans are the bessssst 🥰 #MCVegas

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

Hey @magic.wizards.com 👋 Recognise the union, yeah? Please & thanks!

Better afternoon 🥰

Good morning

even my brother thought it was me cc: @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social

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look at my gorgeous fiancé

ngl pretty proud of this spyderco delica - fine silver, 24k gold, tsavorite, diamonds

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Update: almost done

work in progress

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Ren Faire 🥰

Very relatable to the average American, who has six boat loans

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Outtakes from the cover of This Is How We Lose The TIme War.

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.