The kidnappers have names and should be arrested immediately

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

#LAFD takes down @bmkibler.bsky.social in a battle to the death he hopped out of the truck to issue the challenge while they were passing fighter practice at the park

SpongeBob SquarePants said Sunday that members of his newly created Board of Peas have pledged $5 trillion Krabby Patties toward are you fucking kidding me at this point

Incredible opinion. It holds that the common ICE tactic of jumping out of an unidentified rental vehicle and seizing suspected noncitizens while masked violates the Fourth Amendment because the *manner* of the seizure is incompatible with a free society governed by the rule of law.

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

In case you missed it yesterday - this is one of our funniest episodes ever!

have you ever suddenly fallen deep into researching things to buy that you will both not buy and do not need currently in the weeds for a 2017 tacoma and a lever harp

Matt Mercer ventures into a game set in the crossroads between worlds - some may say...a Universe Beyond! Can the heroes of Baldur's Gate and Brennan Lee Mulligan to take down the greatest villian Exandria has ever known - Spongebob Squarepants! LIVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZFN...

Any Republican or Democrat who continues to support Palantir, takes money from them, or refuses to hold them accountable is not your friend and should not be supported.

sorry I have values

These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

Nothing like crashing my mom's 'Geezer Gig' at a hometown bar 🥰 she's so cool

the Las Vegas airport remains undefeated in people-watching

Narrator: "He lost the popular vote in 2016 by about 2.9 million votes."

Presenting the "Comeptitive Binder" Make it happen, @gamegenic.com.

This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone. Trans rights are human rights. When we gather together, we can make Magic.

sigh

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

there's no rule that says otters can't be commanders can't be companions, though. :) magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

ICE is using the Mobile Fortify app to identify protestors and pull them from TSA precheck or global entry as a form of unlawful retaliation. viewfromthewing.com/court-filing...

Lutri unbanned (cannot be Companion). Biorhythm unbanned. What do you think? magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

Maybe consider somebody other than the Uvalde congressman to talk about how much the Republican Party cares about the well-being of little kids

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Y'all make our work for this SO FUCKING WORTH IT and keep raising the bar because now we have the beat $600k next year.😅 Thank y'all from the bottom of our hearts❤️

The @tolariancommunitycollege.com fundraiser for @translifeline.org is only $3,000 short of breaking $600K! There's a little over an hour left: Spread the word! Plus there are SO MANY amazing prizes you can win for donating (Including InfiniTokens). Donate here: give.translifeline.org/tcc

Decades ago, Kris Hansen showed 3M that its PFAS chemicals were in people's bodies. Her bosses halted her work. Now she wrestles with the secrets that 3M kept from her and the world. (Published May 2024)

AWFUL news tonight. This blesses the “mandatory” detention in the 5th Circuit without bond (and little chance at habeas) of every undocumented immigrant who originally entered across the border, no matter how many decades in the past. It will fuel ICE’s push to transfer people to Texas immediately.

Reminder: Today through Sunday, you can trade all weekend to keep contributing to the fundraiser, we are donating all trade fees collected to the TCC Trans Lifeline fundraiser! If donating directly, reach out to us for free CS Premium! Any donation gets you 1 month, donations of $50 get 1 year!

This is one of the most humbling and awesome things i get to work on every year and the outpouring of support from the community rules so hard. We've raised OVER 2 MILLION for @translifeline.org in the five years we've been doing this, help us make this the best one ❤️

stoked to contribute here with one of my favorite secret lair drops ever, sealed, with art by the unstoppable ricardo cavolo 🎨

Something incredible is happening in the Magic: The Gathering community. The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline. Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in! www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

“How do I retweet something from instagram” - @tolariancommunitycollege.com

what the fuck are we doing here bro

We want to know what you think of Lorwyn Eclipsed in our latest survey! Take it here: mtg.social/ECLSurvey

More money for more unhinged prof cuts

I forgot to take pictures before I left the house (of course) but both Commander at Home & @edhijinks.com will throw in goodies too! 2 packages of: - GameGenic Suite of accessories (Game Shell, dice, Bastions, deck boxes & sleeves) - Booster box of Avatar or Avatar Jumpstart, winners choice

We have now raised $250,000 for @translifeline.org. Every year this community steps up to prove how strong our love and support for our trans friends and family really is. 💙💜🤍 We are still going until Saturday morning! So be sure to donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc #MagicTheGathering

real question for my magic people would gideon jura unironically like Creed

So much about commander these days seems to be about how to have more consistent experiences, but the more I play, the more I realize inconsistency is a feature of commander, not a bug.