Good clean limited fun - with The Milk Cube

Anyway, here is an attempt to be reasonable, but also put frustrations into words:

Uploading a video essay about Turtles to Bluesky to feel something

I believe Cube can save Magic for you.

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Look, these are really fucking cool but it's wild to me we never got anything like this outside of one Bonus Sheet card in Final Fantasy.

what the fuck is a "hockey"?

Also OMG we got some @artofandregarcia.com art on giant cards!!

Spice, as in... the drug from Dune? lolwut

But what about the sanctity of Magic The Gathering?

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I got to hang out at WotC HQ today. And meet a whole bunch of cool people. And play some Magic variants. And look what they gave me. So cool.

When your hommie brings Cursed Legion to your 500 point league game.

I am manifesting a draftable Warhammer 40k MTG Set, and it's not these tiny "middle sized" sets. It's fucking huge, like mahoosive. Give me 500+ cards.

TMNT, and it's stylised depiction of New York, has ALOT of character to it. It's got flavour that I think the clean "photo real (but not quite)" artistic direction of Spider-Man lacked. Sadly, we are never really going to talk about that kind of stuff - because we are past the Hater Event Horizon.

Whilst the obvious answer is "we should be able to ban expensive pieces of cardboard that are negatively affecting a format" - we do have to look at the reality - there is a grosss tension between balancing gameplay, and the prohibitive cost of the cards. All that and more, in today's video.

Something I hope we peel back on is this "4+ versions of the same person" stuff. I get it - imagine having a Batman set, and only one Batman card - but it ends up leaving the sets *feeling* weird as the texture is smoothed out with various shades of the same stuff over and over.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

We’ve reached our final destination: Jeffrey Epstein did 9/11

I think my weirdest feelings about the Turtles set is that I am familiar with the franchise - I've seen the OG show, watched movies, owned toys, played the games (Turtles in Time rules). A lot of it feels like visual noise. Signals I vaguely understand; but they all look the same as one another.

Playing some Commander with some very cool people tonight. Come hang out.

Jim Henson spotted. Early TMNT.

Opinions: Mana Drain in bracket 3 - yay or nay?

Playing some Commander with some very cool people tonight. Come hang out.

Hey WOTC - I'm so sorry that your stupid fucking pirates and angels precons or little Timmy's FNM Dinosaurs decks aren't showing up in the data for TOURNAMENT MATCHES on a COMPETITIVE PLATFORM. Now tell me: Where would you propose we should show those lists, in the log of *TOURNAMENT RESULTS*?

Wait... was there no Lorwyn Secret Lairs lmao?

Transparently, I was obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid. I don't *want* TMNT to fail as a set (in the ways Spider-Man did). I've just got a bad feeling about the general vibes surrounding the set.

AI is the “asbestos of the internet”

I think I woukd prefer this to the current "sexual predators are in charge" timeline, honestly.

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League of Legends really gets me in the right headspace for a productive rest of the day. Part of a balanced breakfast.

This Brazilian woman hates AI

I took a very broken army to a huge Warhammer 40k Tournament.

Stripmine in Bracket 2. Yay or nay?

What format are we playing? Wrong answers only.

Retweets for the weekend crowd (read: I need to stop releasing on a Friday) Companions and Wishes aren't even remotely similar in what they do to the game or format. All that and more in today's video.

Retweets for the weekend crowd (read: I need to stop releasing on a Friday) Companions and Wishes aren't even remotely similar in what they do to the game or format. All that and more in today's video.

Companions and Wishes aren't really comparable - in today's video we talk about "outside the game" and the "inconsistent approach" towards it. youtu.be/SX5ISEi5bPE

I cannot re-iterste this enough; Lorwyn Eclipsed fucking rules.

Paper draft? Go on then.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Guess the ban spread:

Trying to engage with the Rhystic Study conversation with the warranted depth.

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I am really tired, and it's all my fault because I played Warhammer till midnight.... then played League of Legends after that. I hate past me. What a fucking idiot.

Some people have asked me about today's news re Hasbro partnering with Rowling, concerned what it means for Universes Beyond, but I am NOT authorized to speak on behalf of Hasbro or Wizard of the Coast. As a private citizen, I CAN say I'd part ways with WotC immediately if I saw it on a schedule.

Whilst the volume of bans/unbans was minimal, I think there was ALOT to unpack between the lines.

I don't understand why Sunder Titan is still banned, it literally says right there on Bracket 3 not to play it.

In the interest of transparency and clear info - here is the full story of Imgur's lack of co-operation with the UK government.