It's making me think of the Genii Cucullati.

I don't know why you're all being so mean about the Correspondents Dinner. You've gotta have false flags if you want the Consent Machine to go Brrrrrr. How else will the emperor maintain control?

Sam Reid's Lestat is providing a pussy infusion to an cunt-anemic Hollywood. He's slaying triage boots

Time is a flat circle

Just one more thing. If President [redacted] and his mail order bride had to be evacuated why is the event where shots were fired still considered safe to proceed by the same security that allowed it?

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

Huge if true

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"Paramount has announced that as of Friday, May 1, "Battlestar Galactica" will be available to stream on Paramount+, but that's not all. The series will also be available on Pluto TV, a fantastic free alternative to cable and paid streaming."

Happy Raturday.

And yes this is a two parter for a proxy project. Pretty tough to make a piece work as both separates and whole. #mtg #proxy

Oh, the gap in my resume? It’d be best described as a Brigadoon/Lost-type situation. I learned a lot.

Thinking about how "robota," the Czech word from which the term "robot" is directly derived, literally means "corvée" (forced labour by serfs)

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

what if i fucking kill you

Quick! Somebody shoot them while they're reloading.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

On the ER rewatch, and watched the Ray Liotta episode least night. God DAMN that's good telly. I'm not surprised he won awards for that performance. S11, Ep6. Even if you don't know ER, it's worth an hour of your time.

Do you know of Laika, the Patron Saint of Endless Journeys? 🚀🧑‍🚀🔭🐕

CLASSIC

A happy 44th birthday to the ZX Spectrum.

Happy Saint George's Day. Accept no imitations. 🌈

Had such a brilliant catch-up with @thedrawist.bsky.social this arvo, talking shite about movies, over giant flagons of coffee. It was just what I needed 😁

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

Anything from Gustapizza on Via Maggio in Florence. Get it to go, then eat on the steps of the Basilica with the locals.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is starting to look like a reasonable basis for a system of government.

See also: forg wagtails.art/shop/

Particle trails, acrylic on A3 canvas wagtails.art/shop/acrylic...

we all know I have no life, so:

Taking commissions for May, please RT! 🧡 If you are interested please contact me via e-mail: [email protected] Full info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

COVID was in Europe *months* before the outbreak in Wuhan. (I guess the "conspiracy" part is how this got buried to fit the Western anti-China narrative) The Leave campaign was funded by Russia (to weaken Europe) & the construction industry (to avoid new building standards regulations).

Crop of a wraparound cover for Travis Baldree's "Tales From the Territory" :) This was such a cozy cute scene to paint! subterraneanpress.com/baldree-tftt/

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Just watched a "cinema parallels" reels to see what Movie Understanders™️ think is source material these days. I gotta say, it's not looking good if you think the original is 300. As much as I love that film, I'm begging you to watch some movies from last century. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️😭

This is a cliché because it's true: write from the heart, rewrite from the head - you can't edit a blank page. If you're really stuck, write "Reasons I can't write" at the top of the page, then start listing them. ALL OF THEM. You'll be in full flow before you hit the bottom of page 2. Good luck!

Only found in areas that Slartibartfast didn't oversee.

if shania twain did the "that don't impress me much" song today every verse would be about a guy who had been made insane in some way by the internet

For those who need a reminder: the term “gender ideology” was coined by conservative religious and political groups to condemn abortion, same-sex relationships, trans existence, sex education, etc. Authoritarian regimes embrace it. We will only defeat these politics by refusing anti-gender rhetoric.

Ok I absolutely recommend making yourself a bird bag. Excellent weekend project. Extremely funny if you add legs. The pattern is pretty well done, I wish some steps included more detailed diagrams or photos. madison-makes.com/shop/fly-awa...

Also back to my better known works!

I've been doing some teeny tiny paintings (about 7cm x 7cm) They look so cute on their lil easels

The Tireless Renewal of Time. #art / #furry / #furryart / #jerboa / #stainedglass / #thechrononauts

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

void sticker sheet get it here: mcapriglione.art

A Neolithic well bucket made of lime bast and a willow handle, dating back some 7000 years ago. Lime bast fibre is a strong and flexible inner bark of a lime (linden) tree that was, for example, used to make textiles or ropes. Found in a well in Eythra, dating 5100-5000 BC. 🧵1/2 📷 me

Dreamcatcher

I cleaned out the cage today, working from the top down. When I got to the floor, 4 out of our 5 lads were crammed into the oubliette, pretending the clean out wasn't happening. They were *not* happy with I tipped their house & popped them in a clean hammock. I love these eejits 💜

liberals on this microblogging website

It's never about Lord of the Rings 😭