i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

Mood.

The ever-thirsty @ifycomedy.com joins us with his vampire daddy deck - the beloved and hated Edgar Markov - alongside @highermtg.bsky.social playing Vihaan. Blood or treasures? Who will emerge victorious? LIVE: youtu.be/BucAzdNCOFI

Good morning

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

Ren faire day

how much money does the marine corps lose

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

School is in session, as we share our first look at the Secrets of Strixhaven Commander decks with you today! We are joined by Witherbloom all-star @thebeccascott and our most professorial and pedantic friend Chris playing Silverquill. Which school shall rule? youtu.be/TZaOFO3icOg

We will be at MagicCon: Las Vegas! Come by our booth and get decked out with all the ingenious accessories you need! We can’t wait to see you there. 🙌 📍Hall C2 | Booth 14025 📆1 – 3 May #Gamegenic #MagicCon #MCVegas

what a glorious time capsule of this broken moment we are in

Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

A very cool game a bunch of my friends made came out today. Check it out! store.steampowered.com/app/1626170/...

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

Trump's escalation from we're going to decimate them to we're going to destroy their country to we're going to wipe out their civilization seems to be classic escalatory behavior of an insane psychopath, no?

Fear my power

Ellie would not eat any of her usual treats I hide pills in this morning, but she would eat freeze dried beef liver, so I carved out tiny slots in them. Success.

In case you missed it yesterday :)

Mr President sir you cannot rely on any so-called "solicitor general" to speak for you! From now on you must argue all your cases at the supreme court yourself

In today's episode, @matthewmercer.bsky.social and @brodinplett.com join us for a game in which we play everything absolutely perfectly! April Fools! But *you* can join us for a game that devolves into absolute madness right now! youtu.be/YeNkcNm-YR8

I don’t know why we got two episodes of Daredevil this week but I’m into it.

Doing a Whatnot stream feat Commander at Home merch, pack openings, and a bunch of sweet show exclusive stuff we are purging :) www.whatnot.com/s/dr74XsRX

Just before the patch this week - hit Legend with Unicorn Priest. :)

Highlight reel from yesterday's commander night.

Commander night. We've had to go up to three outdoor tables and we're still out of room for games.

Really focusing on the important issues. This is legitimately embarrassing.

periodic reminder that there were literally no trans women competing at either the 2024 or 2026 Olympics, it's an issue that takes up 90% of some peoples' brains and literally 0% of the last two actual Olympic competitions

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

You don't need to watch this. The trailer, the show, none of it. You are not a child anymore. There are other stories. Potter may have once been a well of inspiration or joy, but that well is poisoned by the venom of its creator who sees every engagement as endorsement of her war on trans people.

Dying empire embroiled in a quagmire of its own making attempts outlandish conquest to restore faith

New video! youtu.be/2b_5x3E87bA

picture, thousan words, etc etc

I am so angry at this I can barely process it! Plain clothes men (allegedly ICE), refusing to identify themselves, kidnap a mother in front of her child AFTER they passed security… The era of the American Gestapo needs to end, and the era of the American Nuremberg trials needs to begin.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

this is how men stand at tailoring shops

Looking forward to ICE ending these long lines at TSA checkpoints the only way they know how -- dispersing tear gas and savagely assaulting anyone who's left

The fix has been in for a really long time.

i’ve always said the generally hellish experience of going through TSA would be improved by bringing in other federal agents with no understanding of airports who love to shoot people

Had a good time at the Bicolline Purple Ball this weekend in Quebec City! Great to see folks and have an excuse to dress up in fancy garb, along with setting up quests and alliances for events later in the year.

The "wow you look older now" comments on my stream/youtube videos really make me question the public's sense of object permanence and understanding of the linear nature of time. Also I'm happier with how I look now than literally ever in my life so I just roast them and go on with my day.

These Commander At Home stickers are so stinkin cute! Thanks @bmkibler.bsky.social @goberthicks.bsky.social

I am so tilted by this survey. What are these questions? Did TMNT make me have more money? Is it "most unique" is that a good thing You cannot scroll down and press " none" nice UI.

Well this is an ominous thing to stumble across