It is not only insane that this sort of thing is legal, but perhaps more insane that anyone participates in these "prediction markets" that are so transparently exploited by actors with inside information - to say nothing of the perverse incentives they can create.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

I cut short one of my morning workouts last week because it was too cold in my garage gym. It's supposed to be 90 today wtf

A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws

They're just afraid of me I get it.

CRACKING OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE GIRLS THATS RIIIIGHT

"A Government Tariff Refund Bait and Switch" www.wsj.com/opinion/a-go... This x 10000:

It's a dog party

#LAFD takes down @bmkibler.bsky.social in a battle to the death he hopped out of the truck to issue the challenge while they were passing fighter practice at the park

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Incredible opinion. It holds that the common ICE tactic of jumping out of an unidentified rental vehicle and seizing suspected noncitizens while masked violates the Fourth Amendment because the *manner* of the seizure is incompatible with a free society governed by the rule of law.

Can we join back up with the UK for a little while?

In case you missed it yesterday - this is one of our funniest episodes ever!

Matt Mercer ventures into a game set in the crossroads between worlds - some may say...a Universe Beyond! Can the heroes of Baldur's Gate and Brennan Lee Mulligan to take down the greatest villian Exandria has ever known - Spongebob Squarepants! LIVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZFN...

*taking notes*

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These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

This Gamegenic Casual Album implies the existence of a Ranked Competitive Binder. What would that look like?

Screw those square corners :p

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

"Insert floppy disk 12 to continue"

This is what we’re doing to people. We are the bad guys.

Zoomies are now officially an Olympic sport.

The only Alchemy change I could get excited about is news of its deletion.

Is this where those dreams about sleeping through class come from? See you in Vegas!

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Death penalty.

My singular complaint about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is that I want so much more of it.

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In case you missed it yesterday :)

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Have you ever imagined what it would be like to play a game with one of your favorite creators? In the latest episode, ZachTheBold's dreams come true - or was it his nightmares? LIVE: youtu.be/AzmpATyY7AA

Talked about my experience playtesting for the Pro Tour, and how I ended up building the Elementals deck I ultimately played to an 8-2 record in Standard youtu.be/AyffLv3A1yY

🚨 A new episode of Um, Actually is out now on @dropout.tv! Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social, and guests: Ally Beardsley, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @bmkibler.bsky.social!

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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

My 14 yo told me today that he read Epstein was responsible for micro transactions in call of duty and I can’t tell if he’s serious or not and I hate that this is our reality now

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

This was exciting for exactly as long as it took me for to look up the format of AC12 and learn that it is Historic.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

This is just...baffling.

TOMORROW!

JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

I was SABOTAGED at the Magic Pro Tour! @dieworkwear.bsky.social

Welp, I slept a lot. Do I feel better? Let's check in with my sleep tracker... Shit.

Wrong Home Alone actor, universe.