I feel like we've forgotten the whole "if you attack your enemies like they're inhuman monsters then your friends who share their identity will be afraid" thing. Because like. Damn. Every once and a while someone absolutely obliterates a trans woman they don't like and I get that same old fear again

the pain is unceasing and the misery unending but yet! I stay silly

god please. please i'm going to cry

i be profen you be profen she be profen he be profen we be profen they be profen yall be profen

i am so excited to be lazy and ugly today this week has been too much

It's the year of the horse - you know what that means everypony!

New snack food called popped tropicas

it fuckin wimbdy

youre telling me we didnt have a single québ player and we lost to the americans? wow who could have seen this coming

Oh to be free of the tormenting nightmares

it’s magical girl summer starting magical girl may just letting you guys know so you can be ready

Hate being in the house too tired to leave it somebody PLEASE kill me 😭

they’re cooking me over an open flame tomorrow

Me as an assassin moments after I pull the trigger:

"Meow! We will rise again!"

rkgk

Everyday I wake up and thank the Lord (Hatsune Miku) that I got on tumblr and not reddit

How you spell that

My white ass be taking photos of food far too often 😭😭😭😭

The holy trinity: mourning loathing and pining

I need to get back to work soon so I can be too tired to be depressed

"what's your favorite colour?" "You ever looked into my wife's eyes?"

I stand by this btw

double vé double vé double vé point cielbleu point social point com slash avril

I'm such a food motivated person like you could take me home by offering me a good breakfast

When the ibuprofen & Tylenol combo hits

"il veut parler anglais avec moi? Je dis tais toi mon ga!"

once again

The first guy to invent a propeller hat was probably like the sickest coolest rawest motherfucker on the planet and the first guy to ever buy one was probably the most pathetic guy to ever exist

Me when I see beef:

walking a girl on a leash at a kink party and shouting “NOT friendly!” when people try to approach her

me with a deadline: fuck why didn't i do it before the literal last second i'm never doing that again me at the next deadline: fuck why didn't i do it before the literal last second i'm never doing that again me at the next deadline: fuck

i wish we could have barrels in all the different wood variants i use them so much it would be life changing

Sidenote being the only one building redstone farms on a small Minecraft server is like microdosing on what being a family's breadwinner must be like

Being sick is so weird like yeah I feel like shit I'm gonna eat applesauce and drink orange juice and build a moss farm in Minecraft all day

C'est trop stylé

petplay but as a dog walker. like i keep you occupied while your owner is at work. wait i meant this as a bit why am i getting turned on

Sometimes I wish I could cast chain lightning irl. Just like, oh, mean to me? Chain lightning attack X1,000,000

Being a slut is all fun and games till the illness hits

I need to go back in time and give 18yr old me bangs

A day without concrete plans disappears like water through a fucking sieve, my god

i want to protect the sanctity of the orb

harrison bomberguy please me and my 37 gay children are crying out for more content down the content tube

we have gottt to get to the battle for sunningrocks to defend riverclans honour guys it’s dire

Some of y'all haven't earned those "protect the dolls" stickers on your laptops tbh

they call it reading break to trick you into a false sense of security there is no break

Gnarly

sorry I was looking at my own boobs, what were you saying?