Pikemen - off the leash.

time can feel like its passing so slowly until you check on a band you love and they have 2 new albums

This is the cost of a car-centric society. Still think it's worth it?

I bet money that opting out puts my resume at the bottom of the pile 🙃

Being gay is about reliving falling in love over and over again

i am so sick of brushing my teeth i'm going to explode

youve been scrolling pretty far. consider placing a piton

this bagel is from two months ago and yet you would not know because it exists in stasis in my phone gallery.

Burgis

Therapy?? I hardly know pee!! ……. Actually that’s not true #thepisser

"Big goofer baby"

We smoking straight up briskets!!!! 🚬🚬🚬🚬

First time leasher long time collar

Compewtuh,, show me,,, edible glitter near me…

One of my contextual observations about Vancouver’s hosting of the #WorldCup, and the huge success of the Granville Street transformation during the games, is that Water Street and the Gastown business community missed out massively on the World Cup opportunity by fighting a similar transformation.

Big goofer lady

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

People always YEARNING and nobody's LEARNING how to do dovetail joins

estrogen could have saved nermal

if computer wasnt the answer why does the brain love it so much??

post from someone with a crush: woke up squirming in agony like a worm on hot pavement again post from their crush: just had a lovely sandwitch 🙂

I gotta feeling Oooooooo That tonight's gonna be a movie That tonight's gonna be a movie That tonight's gonna be a movie

fuck america :)

When it comes to Kermit he is the frog, When it comes to these bitches they are on prog

I'm identifying wood type by taste these days

Mineralpilled oilmaxxer. Absolutely slathered in it. Chatoyancy chaser. Lost in my grains #hergrains

Shelves are feminine because I like shelves and I'm a girl. Checkmate.

enjoying pride together 🏳️‍🌈🥳

firing squad except instead of guns my head gets blasted clean off by those firehose cumshots futanari artists like to draw

lowkey beautiful to be in a relationship where both of us cook

But like voice training is so embarrassinggggggg wdym I have to figure out a DIFFERENT natural speaking voice????? In front of others???? At 25???????

Thinking about that time I spent like hours doing makeup and doing my hair and outfit and jewelry just to have the guy I made small talk with in the elevator on my way out of my building say "have a nice day man". Like is my voice that bad??? I gotta start voice training Fr fr

stop using gendered terms like "bro" and "my dude", please make an effort to switch to gender neutral terms of endearment like "mommy"

#jax #thatsjustregularjax

I bring a sort of "not showing up to the function" vibe to the function that people hate me for

GOD BLESS MY HOMOSEXUAL COWORKER

wow cleaning her room can make a girl feel so so good actually

at this rate i'm afraid i'm going to turn nocturnal

Today at work while trying to say "I'm not just a pretty face!" To my manager after she complimented me for noticing something she missed, I accidentally said "I'm not always pretty!" While smiling real big and dumb 🙃

this shit is everything to me man

i told my mom i only felt like eating vegetables and she brought me a whole plate of raw veggies :((( i feel like a very well loved rabbit rn

They should invent a way to pause stress. Like I've felt this way for a week can I get a five minute breather????? PLEASE.

“What if a Silicon Valley-backed music streamer started giving huge paydays to musicians but banned them from performing live” is such a preposterous hypothetical that you don’t even get mad when you read it but that’s exactly what Netflix is doing to film

jerk you off? girl handjobs are like, 4th base. we have to have weird roleplaying sex with full penetration at least before we even get close to being intimate enough for me to touch it with my hand. god its like nobody respects that you have to do things in the right order anymore

"It's fun to stay at the! G! M! C! A!"

"Goop man! There's no need to feel down I said goop man! Pick yourself off the ground!"

Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok?

im sorry for the 10 year gap in my resume. i was knighted by a very beautiful princess

they should make a pride flag for when you give head too good