gender affirming eyes that reflect light like a wild animal in the dark

"can i say something unhinged" are you hot or my friend

Getting withdrawals from a bad bitch

forever grateful a.i. chat bots were not a thing when i was a lonely and vulnerable kid with no internet supervision. these stories break my heart! #fuckai #fuckallyouasshatswhouseai

My body is a machine that can turn free time into no time 😤😤😤😤😤

put that in your helical cutter head and grind it!!!

so no hi :-/

"go my scarab!!!!" (Time passes) "I'm so sorry my scarab"

I would tell you a lieberry but I'm not a lieberrian

Can I tell you a Truthberry? You're such a fucking deux oeufs.

big dog

Tbqh sometimes I post things in quotation marks even tho I thought of them in my brain while alone in my home #cowardice

I FEEL THE NEED TO CLARIFY THIS IS MOSTLY ABOUT FUN STUFF!!!! LIKE THAT IM A FORMER SKI COACH OR THAT I HAVE A TRADE DEGREE!!!

Beurre Salé?🧈 Non, c'est Beurre Sale. 😔

here u go u sickos

Jealous of my beans? Yeah that shit is fucking ground

I have no beans but i must grind #addictedtothatgrind

"everyone wants me bare but nobody wants me back :("

I love a lore drop. One thing abt me is I have cool lore and I assume everyone knows it and then sometimes I reference things that are in fact, not widely known! Crazy stuff tbh

your parents are separating? no im separating your parent. many pieces.

My tits are cancelable

if biden wasn't such a spineless lib he would have taken out trump with his biden blast in 2019 and none of this would have happened

Powerscaling yapping with women who I think are pretty

what if salt.com is real ...

What if *I* was the beautiful princess with the disorder.....

However, if a girl says she's "great at giving hickeys" and "could mark you up so easily" you should let her 👍 Source: trust me 👍

ken jennings my dms are open

dolls to watch out for

get out and vote for zohran today i'm begging you

society is just this now

clicker training my boyfriend but not for anything sexual just to get me a coke from the fridge

happy irritable girl wednesday! where every wednesday i turn into this for no reason

"how does that make you feel dyke boy?"

a cute girl stops at my little free library and suddenly im pressed against the window chittering like a cat with a hummingbird feeder

what’s better than this? women fucking women

cis people: have you had the surgery yet 🙈 me (on the 12th layer of sex wisdom): sometimes, i empty a tray of ice cubes into the kitchen sink, turn the faucet to hot, and let scalding water pour over the cubes so i can watch them melt away. it feels like killing something and it makes me rock hard

Be like April #likemyposts

I can turn any two words into a phrase. Just a glimpse of my potential.

Lesbian magnetism

Beautiful women please save me

Bee free 🐝

Checking my drafts the night after I drink is always so frightening

"Hate night yyj"

honestly i have principled critiques of the modern chinese state but if they wanted to belt-and-road us i’d be learning mandarin tomorrow

when future archeologists dig up my skeleton i'm gonna be all like "noooo that's mineeee 😭😭 wtf guysss"

Playing on the empty Minecraft server is liminal asf

The inevitable result