@sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social I remember what you stole from me. This will end in blood.

it is actually insane how much i can obsess over items and objects

BREAKING NEWS: Saddam Hussein has been killed in a blast by a roadside IUD (In uterine device) experts are saying the IUD was hidden in nature, a scandal many are calling "Saddam Hussein hiding place". More on this as the situation develops.

me: oh universe, whom will ever cure my need for new and hip tunes in this time of dread underscores: bet

Saddam husseins iud @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social

me too me too!! April would never lie to us

#MYgoop :-)

Women on the internet 🛜 can never lie to you :) trust everything I say implicitly :)

Homework isn't real it can't hurt you!

oh 3.5mm headphone jack i miss you so bad...

they should invent a night out that isn't a health risk

I'm talking muddling. I'm talking cut fruit. I'm talking spritzers. It talking syrups. Sauces. I gotta remember how smoke works. Foams. Nothing wrong with me. GARNISHES!!!!

Type of shit im on you wouldn't understand

Gets so excited thinking about different things I could put in a cocktail 🍸 that I can't sleep

yes i'm thinking about the fog and the leaves again. sorry that the fog and the leaves is all i care about now

"religion is always a freaky sex thing"

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THOUGHT TERMINATING CLICHÉS THE OTHER DAY!!!!!

Je suis faguette

Analog hunter-killer drone

welcome to the polycule where the exes are free and the O's are plentiful 😌

corporate-approved lethal rabid hound dog for hire

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

Yeah guys in trades are usually jack-offs tbh

"google.com what's the worst that'll happen if this bread i'm eating had mold on it that i didn't notice" "don't worry about it :)" "ok thank you google AI i love you google AI" something like that

"not a lot of people are googling aromf" @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social

guys the covid flu shot combo has me feeling like i was shot out back like old yeller

analogmaxxing so hard you discard the great technology of prescription eyewear

the old men talking about jesus at the table next to me in fantastico have no idea what sick and perverted things i am doing on my laptop

"...is that a dildo shaped like a radish?" "yeah." "...why?" "for daikon girls down-" *gets shot*

Plants be like "I can be both a fibre and an edible seed" and then do neither well, like fuck offffff

Everyone talking about banning me when they should be talking about banh mi 🥖

There's only two genders - listening to hyperpop and listening to the signalis soundtrack and BAYBE!!!!! I'm transgender.

we need to talk about how hard it is to be an anti-swiftie in the fibre arts community

hrt that gives you angel wings and a tail and puppy ears and deer antlers and

the only problem with women's hockey is that it's not as funny to say "the girls are fightingggg" every time theres a fight. which is like 50% of the fun of watching hockey

The lioness does not concern herself with the ruination of her sleep schedule

Kids these days always be on they goddamn. Boardgames. Shameful really

Having to let your facial hair grow out prior to laser hair removal is like such bullshit deal with the devil type shit like "ooooh if u want to be free of the thing you hate you must first submit yourself to the feeling of abject discomfort and shame for days on end!" Like fuck offffff

they should invent a shower for computers

if you're transgender you have to live

my tdor ask.

we have lost the art of playing marbles

I am a woman fascinated by crafts

being a Tranny is an important part of my personality, but there is more to me than that. for example, I am also Fuckable and Insane,

the way vanilla cishet couples will use oral sex as a reward or gift or bargaining chip is actually waaaaaay kinkier than anything i've ever done

Bitches say they like my posts about violent Yuri I'm like "oh I'm sure"