i neeeed to be knowing what this sheep detectives movie has going on

person biking the wrong direction in the bike lane got mad at ME for scaring her. how that work.

does anyone get hyped for shark week on the discovery channel anymore

“i cannot wait to do nothing all day” says girl who feels horrible after doing nothing all day

it’s the afternoon and this bird just got a worm. is he allowed to do that.

in true race horse spirit i am being pumped full of steroids #yay

sorry for being gone they’re torturing me but in increasingly ridiculous ways i’m starting to feel like a rat being experimented on

it hurts to talk but unfortunately i also find the way i sound right now very funny. i am at a crossroads

lost my voice if anyone finds it let me know i don’t have a reward or anything sorry

it's neigh big

they invented shows where the premise is surviving in the alaskan wilderness specifically to captivate me and also my dad

are they still looking for like treasure or whatever on oak island, when is someone gonna step in, it’s been like over 20 years

this is some secret squirrel shit

does matt damon know his best film ever is spirit stallion of the cimarron

anyone else think about salmon and cry like wow you travel so far and change so much but you return home

people from calgary keep calling me but i will never pick up because i know there is evil in their hearts

back to the fuse bead mines..

AYUP I AM DONE UNI FOR SUMMER 🗣️🗣️

why are you torturing me

day 22 in the torture labyrinth yet i persist

i did not

they’re sedating me in 18 minutes

they’re talking about monkey puzzle trees in this nature doc this is HUGE

ingesting a little dirt is good for the soul

i’ll block a bitch on inaturalist

what’s a girl gotta do to get a full sleep cycle around here

reaffirmed i can never dye my hair cause i had a dream it got dyed and it went bad

realizing i could go to the movie theatre alone sorta revolutionized my life

i love when i see a post and i know it’s about to go triple platinum in my head for the next week

sometimes my colour contacts company sends me emails on how to do a breast cancer self exam and you know what it’s nice to be thought about i guess

there’s so much bruising on my inner thigh and it’s not even for a sexy reason im just clumsy

showing people the cane toad documentary is akin to a religious experience for me

i need to go camping i need to go hiking i need to be spending extended periods of time in the dirt

there is no better activity to me than watching people watch a show that i love

idk i just don’t really believe there’s any conceivable way that morrissey would know how joan of arc felt

ate one citrus fruit today, scurvy fears me

what if the record i reallllyy wanted wasn’t $150 wouldn’t that be so cool

disco coming back would save me i think

tomorrow i am taking the whole day off, everyone be really happy and excited for me please

today the fool is me

a little bit of seaweed salad before bed is good for the soul

if you’re cold i’m cold!!! let me inside your skin!!!

middle aged men who i have never seen in my life love to talk to me like they know me

eating the eggo waffle row by row makes me feel like a typewriter

sitting behind a booth dressed like a tavern wench writing my academic paper

yooo anyone heard about this thing called procrastination, it’s pretty underground but i think im pretty good, might go pro idk

i didn’t even know it was possible for my head to hurt this bad

no longer worried about any of my projects or exams which is actually a very very bad sign

a flop bluesky post is not indicative of a moral failing

car seat headrest is just midwest emo The Beatles