the cutie mark crusaders start a noise rock band

twilight gives pinkie her estrogen shot

i'm out of microwave kd man fuck my life

i love seeing how long i can leave my contacts in before things start to go wrong

i have so so many possessions and none of them are in the right place

my family ate most of my birthday cake while i was away omg. can't trust anyone these days

CHICKEN BURGER NIGHT CHICKEN BURGER NIGHT YIPPEEEEE

i just kinda like watching our boys go fast and seeing the numbers on the board slowly change. where the puck is is none of my business. i trust them.

i wanna be one of those dykes who yells at the tv during hockey games but im ngl i cannot follow whats happening half the time

i neeeed to be knowing what this sheep detectives movie has going on

correct me if i’m wrong but i think all kitties is babies??

nothing to smile about in my life

okay i NEED to eat rice again soon

i think i like buying myself chocolate more than i like eating it

blue raspberry vape clouds should be met with just as much social stigma as cigarette smoke

just tried to take off mascara that i do not have on 👍 goodnight

why don't they make real miniskirts anymore. where are they hiding them all i'm going crazy

« everybody’s got my STG; sexually transmitted glitter » @rabbitadderall.bsky.social

god put lesbians on this earth for me specifically to look at

omg did anyone else see the very sad tub of ice cream at the bus stop..

how is everyone doing today. because i am so so anxious for no reason

who up missing pangea

next time my neighbour complains about my grass being too long im gonna show him photos of my friends frolicking in my overgrown yard in fairy costumes and his heart will grow three sizes

I filled this out :-)

American guy: “Hon hon hon.” Haha. “Oui, le baguette.” lol. Nah, nah. It’s all in good fun. French guy: Haha. “Ooh, I love to buy Funko Poppe and 326 dolleure gas at ‘obby Lobby.”

so no hi :-/

guys this is the song i've been saying i wanna hear someone sing at karaoke PLSS

i just touched a spider because i thought it was a fluff and nothing bad even happened!!! :~))) and now i'm going to put her outside

they gave me the forever headache again. they love to give me the forever headache

if anyone needs me i will be lying in the dark in silence

currently completed worms and two work in progress worms

it’s the afternoon and this bird just got a worm. is he allowed to do that.

i was on sugar.ca and they didn't even know anything

gift for himikyuu 🌸💕

bring your teddy bear to work day. he deserves to see what you do for a living

i'm always making a new playlist with like three songs on it

in #mygeode :)

eating my favourite rice with some bullshit YAY YAY YAY

as a woman your goal should be to have as many different colors of heart emoji in your calendar as possible

brushed my teeth and putting myself to bed now. please say you're proud of me

every day i have to Feel Weird

starting a fresh mascara tube is like a drug to me

wait . what

my mii didn't even fucking LIKE it

sat on call w maeve last night for three hours while she cleaned her room and i recreated a can of my favourite sparkling water pixel by pixel on tomodachi life . yep !!!

a cute girl stops at my little free library and suddenly im pressed against the window chittering like a cat with a hummingbird feeder

my phone updated overnight and i am feeling so so violent. why is my battery icon not battery shaped anymore. do you hate me

mama n baby

happy irritable girl wednesday! where every wednesday i turn into this for no reason