damn girl that shovel of yours is absurd

rice 🩷

their bush like my luffa. im EXFOLIATING #draculaflow

does hot chocolate give any one else a tummy ache. why does it do that

i am so excited to be lazy and ugly today this week has been too much

okay this time they really did make my hardbites crunchier wtf. they do not need to be cooked this much

i'm pretty well acquainted with the clang

can't wait to see what the vibe is at my house

landlocked and obsessed with free willy

it fuckin wimbdy

it’s magical girl summer starting magical girl may just letting you guys know so you can be ready

you are not making me stand for the national anthem at an anime con i will kill you actually 😐

hey guys why the hell do we need to stand and sing o canada at anime karaoke. sorry this is crazy

i should have dyed my hair pink this month 💔 it would have been perfect for valentines, tsukino AND purim this time

overtime…

watching the official olympic marie-philip poulin fancam before the game

who up double sanding

I'm such a food motivated person like you could take me home by offering me a good breakfast

my bed is calling to me but i must rally... for dyke night

i wish we could have barrels in all the different wood variants i use them so much it would be life changing

time for stroganoff

moms love sending text messages so strange and cryptic that you have to go out to the living room to check on them

so much lipstick with my meals today mmm

how am i supposed to know what content to avoid because it risks a violation on pinterest if you won't show me. what. the post. that got removed. is. i feel insane what is their problem‼️‼️‼️‼️

sometimes i think i can take on one small extra task and then i am so quickly and violently humbled

my political beliefs are 1. it’s good to be a snob about some things 2. people need to drive slower 3. put your dog on a leash

ow my fucking head

who up grabbing ass in the room where it happens

imagine if u were making out while hamilton was playing at the club

being tired after ten hours of sleep should be banned

switched wallets and i can't clip my keys to this one. suddenly i understand you all with your carabiners :/

i actually never imagine anyone hating me but that's the quote so

imagine hating me and im criss cross applesauce on my bed, headphones on, fixing my strawberry shortcake doll's hair like an 80s caricature

if i had known about music in 10th grade i probably would have been fine i think

never mind i can't stay grumpy. i am depression final boss these days

deep cleaning my room with hate in my heart because how did i get fooled into this

it is disgusting how many times i'm saying "i need that dress" while watching skating. her greed sickens me..

good morning irritants

okay maybe an ispy page as my desktop background wasn't my smartest idea

how many instant ramen can i eat a week before it starts to hurt my body

just watched 8 straight hours of skating.. anyway i wonder where this headache came from

need a very big sandwich expeditiously

i'm sitting in the sun.. wow..

me and my goat by mgmt

i am a creature that is capable of trembling oh so much for no reason in particular

Someone please write a song more annoying than gnarly so we can move on

gonna secretly pivot to posting reading comprehension challenges someday and none of y'all will even notice because of my incomprehensible posting style

U might be in her dms but she's sending ME voice messages about specialized construction equipment

Using my mind powers to fall down a very big hole in the ground