great news everyone, now that i've figured out on my own exactly what is wrong i can start going to therapy again! that's how this works right?

time can feel like its passing so slowly until you check on a band you love and they have 2 new albums

you ever make yourself a nice meal and then sit down to eat it and it just tastes like nothing. man wtf

why does it take an hour and a half to get anywhere

i am so sick of brushing my teeth i'm going to explode

just got an ad to buy a yacht on my crossword app.. buddy i can't even afford to remove ads

Entering 17 lines of information to log into a portal and view a message from my doctor’s office that says, “Health Spotlight: Physician’s Corner: The hip bone… REALLY connected to the leg bone? 👀🦴”

your loud soup 🙂‍↕️

loud soup :^/

life hack if you don't want to make breakfast just put it off until it's too late to eat breakfast food anymore. and then you can eat your leftover soup in peace 😌

it's the fucking forever headache

my head is killing me... i should probably get on my computer about this

do you guys wanna come over and go insane with me

if you can count on sisters for one thing it's to find you at your lowest and take a horrible candid photo of you

eating crackers with one hand running my horse full speed into a tree with the other

ohhhg the tuesday sleepies...

well i could have asked the gardeners to leave just the weeds for my friend who wants to play truffle pig

i can also remove all the caterpillar nests from your orchard if anyone needs that done.. you'll have to deal with the bag of one million live caterpillars on your own tho that's none of my business

does anyone need morning glory pulled out that one is my favourite... or thistles OUUGGGH

guys i miss weeding i miss pulling things out of the dirt

the point of a girlfriend is to have a woman in your house who's soo fussy

literally nothing can replace dancing in a crowded room it is proof that god loves us if you simply relinquish all inhibitions and become free

group hangout at my tetanus booster shot appointment

it was tenor and baritone btw

introduced @teesprout.bsky.social to ska and she started pointing out people in the crowd wearing two-tone like they were animals on a safari

joining the war on the teenage boys with their shirts off on my bus on the side of the teenage boys with their shirts off on my bus

help i don't wanna go downtown i'm so sleepy !!!!

sunscreen in my eyes forever. happy sunscreen in my eyes summer

today i watched a turkey vulture fly around above me as i worked and it felt like he was waiting for me to die of heat stroke so he could eat me maybe

hey unrelated but do you wanna come hang out on my front porch for like 45 minutes every evening until the weather gets bad

even if i'm not good company you can still invite me to things for other benefits, like mosquito bait

i have to trust the beef chart in my mind

Today at work while trying to say "I'm not just a pretty face!" To my manager after she complimented me for noticing something she missed, I accidentally said "I'm not always pretty!" While smiling real big and dumb 🙃

up late sewing and kind of contemplating and moping and brooding while i do it. like girls my age have been doing forever and ever and ever i imagine

guys i have to get off these fucking meds

i just think maybe it isn't the right move as lesbian community to have "too scared to communicate" as a funny in-joke stereotype. maybe we should be working on that

at this rate i'm afraid i'm going to turn nocturnal

Aromf aromf (2 bite)

reminiscing about when i had a box of two bite brownies i kept next to my bed.. god i want her back so bad

i need to play horses. i need to play horses for one million hours every day

wow cleaning her room can make a girl feel so so good actually

How it feels to be a bad bitch on BC ferries

leaf blowers are one of the most bullshit things to ever be invented

eating my favourite childhood delicacy Warm Tortilla rn

did everyone see my outfit today.. cause it was so cute

i hate making playlists which means i am always mad