What my girl does at dog pound is none of my business 😌

Coping with patriarchy off this lager bitch

"I feel like the average person there is like, bisexual at best"

You gotta give em the aromf and bite on that thang

Whores in this house there's some whores in this house there's some whores in this house there's some whores in this house.... Hold up!

I drank the Kool aid 😔

I’m googling aromf again

"why aren't you jealous?" "... of your harvested organs?"

"you're always chillin when you've got the good Lord by your side" - Hillary Clinton

Going beast mode with the beastie boys like a beastie ass bitch fucking beasty

Kratom is WILD 🎉😝 that shit had me downloading the Walgreens app

"I am non monopolizable... I am the FTC"

How do pilots not have jet lag all the time

My mom used to have a friend named Matt

Innocent woman walks up to beauty counter, asks for specific product, gets pressured to buy completely different product. Many such cases!

Every instagram account now is a fucking business

"jealous of my conception? Yeah that shit was fucking immaculate"

"this is stone smithing!!" They share one braincell istg

Mise en morceaux nite yyj

Jealous of my cost of living? Yeah that shit is fucking exorbitant

I find tweets on Twitter really hard to understand and it annoys me

Every time I see anything I'm like is this some kind of world Cup thing

"lav ur a synthoid"

The most chic thing u can get at my job is a blueberry cheesecake slice. That's what hot bitches get

"I don't know what warshed over me"

This is the kind of fascinating content that will be in my self insert novel

I hate when something spills in the freezer and I have to clean it up

In my 30s I will write a navel gazing self insert protagonist novel #twust

I'm tired of pretending I don't stan Sarah MacLachlan. #turnthatshitup

They're gonna chop me up into eensy teensy little pieces

Jealous of my power? Yeah that shit is fucking absolute

How it feels to be a bad bitch on BC ferries

Shameless whore night yyj

When is bird NORAD

fellas is it gay to be gay on gay monthb

Nice bisexual night y*j 🙂

I’m so fucking sick and tired of that photoshop show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks

If I did I convocate with them and let them convocate my ass like a convocate

"you amuse me, peasant" - fern

Whoever bled on the seat is a feminist warrior

Jealous of my drivel? Yeah that shit is fucking inane

Bitches love me for my inane drivel

As a woman it is the other woman's job to pay for the first date #knowyourworth

"YOU'RE THE AROMF 🫵"

I never convocated I never convocated all my life man fucks sake

convocate my nuts

We don't have a chance against Bosnia and Herzegovina. That's 2 v 1!

OH when I worked nights at qfc that bathroom was goated

Reviewing work bathrooms I've had Menchie's - ew cause we had to clean it Church - doesn't count Joke bay - good but there was too many people This job - still too many people also the stupid signs kill my vibe Irish Times - bad I can't even remember what other jobs I've had now Whatever