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By the way everything I tweet must be read in the codependent lesbian space alien voice
7 months ago
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I found a very sophisticated mechanical pencil on the ground :)
1 day ago
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I am quite literally sorry for party rocking
3 days ago
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I love telling myself platitudes and thought terminating cliches it really works sometimes
3 days ago
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If you aren't putting out those CVs on a daily basis by age 1 you are COOKED. YES this is a linguistics joke
5 days ago
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I actually might get Deus ex machina'd out of failing this class
5 days ago
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So YOU don't even know!
6 days ago
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Universal grammar night yyj
6 days ago
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"me when lav doesn't even learn a preschooler's level of Kurdish smh"
7 days ago
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"not a lot of people are googling aromf"
@sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social
9 days ago
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Why is the last week always so fucked. If I was a prof I would make everything due the FIRST week
8 months ago
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"what if I listened to Taylor Swift for the bit" "Prepare to be shot for the bit"
16 days ago
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18 days ago
Fading into irrelevance⦠gnarly
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Are there no the artist is present heads extant?? Reveal yourselves!!!!
18 days ago
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If you don't want to listen to women rap in whatever language I'm learning get out of the car
19 days ago
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25 days ago
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I'm like the Nikola Tesla of imaginary issues
26 days ago
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The Duolingo owl lingo'd too close to the sun
29 days ago
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Il me faut des produits chimiques
29 days ago
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"we're all sheep. Y'all are the wolves"
about 1 month ago
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"10 years ago that would get you on Ellen"
about 1 month ago
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"oh is this wine? I don't want it ... Wren!" - teddy
about 1 month ago
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The way I'm gonna assign you a violation is crazy
about 1 month ago
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The way I'm gonna remove you from the agenda is crazy
about 1 month ago
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"lavender knows what π΄π΄π΄ is all about"
about 1 month ago
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"goddamn you're scantily clod this evening"
about 1 month ago
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"a little wet π?" AVAUNT ππ
about 1 month ago
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Calling it now, in approximately 15 months fedoras will be back, everyone will be wearing one, and you will think they are cool
about 1 month ago
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Best I can do is aromf
about 1 month ago
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"yes lav. Tron 3"
about 1 month ago
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I was a ghost, I was alone
about 1 month ago
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Today I exercised my free will
about 1 month ago
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While I'm bleeding some of y'all are bleating π
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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"Who tryna procreate in 1983"
about 2 months ago
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How is anyone ever awake π΄
about 2 months ago
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3
3 months ago
They should invent someone who invents things
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3
3 months ago
And by things I do mean...... Devices. :)
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I need a 5'10" vermouth emo baddie
about 2 months ago
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The lion does not concern himself with locking in
about 2 months ago
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"I mean I guess it was a big deal at the time" (the Reformation)
about 2 months ago
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Cylinder night yyj
about 2 months ago
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Sorry for Milly rocking
about 2 months ago
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Piemations
about 2 months ago
Just saw the new Tron and guys is it bad if everyone else in the theater left before the movie ended????
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The lioness does not concern herself with the luteal phase
about 2 months ago
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The lioness does not concern herself with nicotine cravings
about 2 months ago
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3
about 2 months ago
When the bus has a little bit of inertia you have to brace against but it's not yet stopped and given you the sweet release of the cessation of motion
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You joe that I'm joe good
about 2 months ago
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"he has Joe money. He's joke." [Said extremely seriously]
about 2 months ago
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Y'all rockin with the Marquis de Sade fumes?
about 2 months ago
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Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water into deep esquimalt
about 2 months ago
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"are we not here? Are we not dykes in the night??"
2 months ago
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