I found a very sophisticated mechanical pencil on the ground :)

I am quite literally sorry for party rocking

I love telling myself platitudes and thought terminating cliches it really works sometimes

If you aren't putting out those CVs on a daily basis by age 1 you are COOKED. YES this is a linguistics joke

I actually might get Deus ex machina'd out of failing this class

So YOU don't even know!

Universal grammar night yyj

"me when lav doesn't even learn a preschooler's level of Kurdish smh"

"not a lot of people are googling aromf" @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social

Why is the last week always so fucked. If I was a prof I would make everything due the FIRST week

"what if I listened to Taylor Swift for the bit" "Prepare to be shot for the bit"

Fading into irrelevance… gnarly

Are there no the artist is present heads extant?? Reveal yourselves!!!!

If you don't want to listen to women rap in whatever language I'm learning get out of the car

😈

I'm like the Nikola Tesla of imaginary issues

The Duolingo owl lingo'd too close to the sun

Il me faut des produits chimiques

"we're all sheep. Y'all are the wolves"

"10 years ago that would get you on Ellen"

"oh is this wine? I don't want it ... Wren!" - teddy

The way I'm gonna assign you a violation is crazy

The way I'm gonna remove you from the agenda is crazy

"lavender knows what 😴😴😴 is all about"

"goddamn you're scantily clod this evening"

"a little wet 😈?" AVAUNT 😭😭

Calling it now, in approximately 15 months fedoras will be back, everyone will be wearing one, and you will think they are cool

Best I can do is aromf

"yes lav. Tron 3"

I was a ghost, I was alone

Today I exercised my free will

While I'm bleeding some of y'all are bleating 🐑

"Who tryna procreate in 1983"

How is anyone ever awake 😴

They should invent someone who invents things

And by things I do mean...... Devices. :)

I need a 5'10" vermouth emo baddie

The lion does not concern himself with locking in

"I mean I guess it was a big deal at the time" (the Reformation)

Cylinder night yyj

Sorry for Milly rocking

Just saw the new Tron and guys is it bad if everyone else in the theater left before the movie ended????

The lioness does not concern herself with the luteal phase

The lioness does not concern herself with nicotine cravings

When the bus has a little bit of inertia you have to brace against but it's not yet stopped and given you the sweet release of the cessation of motion

You joe that I'm joe good

"he has Joe money. He's joke." [Said extremely seriously]

Y'all rockin with the Marquis de Sade fumes?

Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water into deep esquimalt

"are we not here? Are we not dykes in the night??"