pansexuals with postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Or as I call them pans with pots

@manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social happy Ash Wednesday to Catholic Jane

The holy trinity: mourning loathing and pining

Everyone @somedyke.bsky.social is now “Dottie Dottie like a bag of takis”

Just once I would like to wake up not sweaty sweaty like a bag of takis

Took a really nice pic with my tits out and you’re just gonna have to believe me - happy valentines 💘

You’ve heard of blue balls, get ready for GREEN NUT

My new best friend, tampon

eating ass in quebec call me munchreal

Je suis la merde Je suis la merde

Brb finding my boots

"it's the lute for me" (@sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social, 2026)

They call me … the pronoun

February 10th we’re gonna pull up…

You're gnarly, I'm not

"I have a winter Olympic sensor in my body"

I-T-C-O-F-E you know it is coffee. SHHHH! Bitch don't kiss and tell! It coffee MTL!!!!!

@3ther34lboxy.bsky.social “forget the whole egg thing are you even alive”

why my pussy and nose always wet

Euphemism? I hardly know him

Eyelashbattinguatuonship with @beetchfeukyoue.bsky.social

Nutcracker? I hardly know her!!

@3ther34lboxy.bsky.social used my bit 5 Brazilian times while I was away and it died in my absence. I could not even admire the fruits of my hilarity. Rest assured I am committed to overusing the joke

If you don’t become sixsevensessful and make 67$ I’m taking your labubu

Gas leak night yyj?

Bros before hos hasn’t met j*****n soze

Tizzing out at the jesse tuneguy show @somedyke.bsky.social

I love the spectrum? Which one? You’ll never know

Chuck schumer wets the bed

i love hanging out with my friends i miss my friends!!!!! and i really love spending time alone too but every time i come home it feels like i need to relearn how to exist on my own again and it's so annoying and not fun and i hate hate hate transitions. does anyone know what i mean

The way I love trains isn’t autistic enough

New Year’s resolution: fuck bitches get money

Jadore le metro de Montreal 🩷🩷 (oui mes parents m’ont donne tylenol)

I understand the push for explicit consent but also.. I am someone who does prefer if current sexual partners assume they're allowed to kiss me or grab my ass or cop a feel. how to make gay women less nervous

How it feels to say not my circus not my monkeys and mean it

Yearn Brazilian o’clock I need to be put down

3-day bender? I hardly know her!

I wanna eat 5 Brazilian snowflakes rn

It girl in MTL

“Get back here twink” @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social

I love my friends 1 Brazilian amount

Staying up until 1 Brazilian o’clock

How it feels when hot people are a little dorky

You got that deep penetrating gaze?? I’m out here deep penetrating gays

Saddam husseins iud @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social

Christmas lights are too cool toned these days wtf is up with that

Je suis faguette

"not a lot of people are googling aromf" @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social

Tizzing out in the washing machine

Fading into irrelevance… gnarly