Je suis faguette

"not a lot of people are googling aromf" @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social

Tizzing out in the washing machine

Fading into irrelevance… gnarly

Pretty butches love me… ugly hoes hate me!!

She non on my binary till I gender fluid

Andy Warhol is a latina

Getting hate crimed at Galey farms

Liv lav luv im so sorry yall

Liv lav love @beetchfeukyoue.bsky.social

Liv lav love @beetchfeukyoue.bsky.social

If there is no Libra then ill just leave brah

Im coming out as a lesbian right now. Please clap

But it’s 6pm in the morning

My ass burgers put me in grippy jock sail

“There’s never been a president Landingstrip” - Lav

“Everyone get older NOW” -Lav

I turned off autocorrect and turned on,,, Auto Real Life Friendship

Runnin thru the quaddy v with my woes

How much gaper clam

If you are the best ENT does that make you the Throat Goat

a good nonbinary name would be Sculpin

How much gaper clam

Guys what if we brought back yeet

I can smell your autism

The problem is the judgemental bitches

Im ending up on the news TOMORROW

Chill is overrated. Enthusiasm is hot

the world is my dépanneur

Big straight is turning jojo siwa into a tradwife

Don’t talk to me unless youre on tren- rose

Marie Antoinette was the jojo siwa of her time

It’s full bush in a bikini, skimpy tank top, no bra, belly hair, party dyke summer

In Ireland, straight up corking it, and by it let’s just say… my pintness

Props to parents bc with my sensory issues, parenting a screaming newborn would cause me to end up on the news

Shout out to my day ones, the porn blogs

Im tired of pretending I don’t want to say “yeppity yep” or “yeppers”. I must live my truth