"id rather sound like yoda than fucking kanye"

"A jack-of-all trades is a Master of None" -some guy or whatever

Everyone talking about banning me when they should be talking about banh mi 🥖

the old men talking about jesus at the table next to me in fantastico have no idea what sick and perverted things i am doing on my laptop

guys the covid flu shot combo has me feeling like i was shot out back like old yeller

analogmaxxing so hard you discard the great technology of prescription eyewear

WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY MECH'S CATALYTIC CONVERTER

They call it chainmail because you have to chain the males. It's dangerous for them to roam free

There's only two genders - listening to hyperpop and listening to the signalis soundtrack and BAYBE!!!!! I'm transgender.

"oh is this wine? I don't want it ... Wren!" - teddy

stubby fingies and the long hands

"...is that a dildo shaped like a radish?" "yeah." "...why?" "for daikon girls down-" *gets shot*

honey its time to dissociate again yes dear

cute date idea: i display signs of being untethered to reality and a potential danger to myself if left alone and you section me

vitamin deez nuts

me when im woke

sorry babe im just not feelin very skibbity today. i just cant bring myself to bag the fries, brains rockin ohio rn

somethin about liminal spaces that make me feel like im dreaming (derealizing)

maybe the hit film blade runner 2049 wasnt the smartest pick when experiencing derealization beautiful film though yes dear

desolate absurdism

babe are you okay? youre listening to Solar Power by Lorde again...

we need more blood and guts. symbolically.

the rain falls heavy and with great weight let it, i say, let it the thrashing of water that falls from the heavens may it fill mine mind with noise other than the beguiling vitriolic thoughts of those that have done wrong them, yes them, may they hold that weight instead

hey siri how do i scream and cry and freak out without people being worried because i know i WILL be okay but i need to lose my mind for a little bit

on my persecution arc

amen

chase or be chased motherfucker

real photo of me when the blinds are opened

who up missing they cherry cola

amen

bagina

toxic masculanrchism

more like mr cancelled amirite

honestly unbelievable, so disappointed in someone i held in such high regard

two jews and a wren amen

feeling positively dionysian today be afraid

the great struggle between craving validation and recognition, knowledge that my work - my art - is worth it and will be admired and wishing to be posthumously admired - work that speaks beyong my life - so i not hold the burden of being known

remember kids, never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake

RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo

one of those days where i wanna lay in a field and watch the clouds roll by while midwest emo plays and raindrops start lightly falling as soon as i start feeling a little better

i dont care what you think ab anything. a single shot from ~200 yards (~180 meters, or ~520 feet) is a crazy good shot

the girls in my head are fighting or wait..are...are they? oh no theyre totally fighting actually that hurts

A markless sky bleeds with the melancholic acceptance of approaching autumn. Cold winds sigh of resignation at the inevitable cold and wet. And while gloomy they may be, fading sunshine still beams with the warmth of a decent summer past. Bracing for the clutches of winter as dead leaves fall

nazitruck outside my current fav coffee spot. angery.

bruise in the shape of a belt buckle. you agree. repost.

fear and loathing in my headspace

bed time

that awkward moment when Nothing Is Real

us snuff girlies are trapped in the realm of roleplay bc snuffbait dont grow on trees

that plural moment when nobody wants to front so everybody is pissed and fighting and we miss the bus thru no fault of our own and want to explode each other for no reason