fuckass adult brain bro. had a rough week and decided to treat myself to an electric espresso grinder. because it was on mega sale. what do you mean i consider an appliance a treat now. i don't even own a coffee machine.

tripsitting for a friend on acid and they keep hallucinating me as beaker from the muppets

Being employed is spiritually luteal

love telling friends my father (allegedly) committed arson last night and some of them being like oh no what the fuck!!! what the fuck!!!!! but then the ones who know me and what my father's all about are like ah yeah. that makes sense. he would do that.

apparently if you take your meds while experiencing med withdrawals you feel better after?? who was gonna tell me this

someone needs to be my idv duo. please. please this game is making me toxic and i can't keep carrying every game. please

damn girl that shovel of yours is absurd

love it when you can tell someones been spoken to

wren loves it when you can tell someone's been spoken to

self-banished from the duncan threesome because Hole hurts. unreal

pansexuals with postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Or as I call them pans with pots

rest in peace diogenes you would've loved cunk on life

Everyday I wake up and thank the Lord (Hatsune Miku) that I got on tumblr and not reddit

see i think i'm actually really good at idv because i'm great at kiting and rescuing as puppeteer but then i go against naiad and i experience gamer rage only games like silksong have given me before

"il veut parler anglais avec moi? Je dis tais toi mon ga!"

t4t means your stubble and their buzzcut velcroing together when you snuggle

double vé double vé double vé point cielbleu point social point com slash avril

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hyperfixations are fun and cool but then people want to hang out with me and it's like sorry. i need to play identity v for 3 more hours today. and then 6 more tomorrow. i'll see you in 3 weeks

asked nak if i was the first stone would he cast me and he said no. because of woke

pussy so good it brings people together

who the fuck was gonna tell me that caillou was québécois

i feel so full of love and toast

told him i was gonna start saying "i'm really feeling it" in shulk's voice when he puts it in and i've never seen a man's eyes fill with such despair

bitches don't even cast the first stone like i do

on my way to see Iron Lung in theatres, lets see how much this changes my life

i like em rotund

"He's so big." "He's rotund!"

suckling on the teat that is bubble water

clearly everyone's thinking about ranking hole

06s turning 20 was NOT on my 2026 bingo card

Ahh le fucking cielbleu point social

Being trans is awesome because it means you're art and also people can have sex with the art :)

(shaking head) "bisexuals--"

they should invent moms that aren't evil

bush is so important, that's why it was such a big deal when they burned it in the bible

Meow

trying to fuck but then his cat starts pondering the orb

my stats on here are 6 followers 7 following. if anyone new follows me one of you gets blocked sorry

one of us is a professor and one of us is a faggot

Shoutout @ashedb.bsky.social for liking my posts

今日はアジアゾウを見てました。ニホンカモシカは陰になってて見れませんでした。

preliminary investigations point towards swag

why do i keep getting byler content on my feed bro i don't even go here

STICKY SLIME TUESDAY !

god forbid a woman wanna floss

is being an active suicide risk in the langford walmart parking lot a turn on guys. guys

ate something and it made my tummy hurt. ate it again same result. surely this won't happen for the third time

intake doctors at the mental health store need to stop tearing up when i tell them my lore or i'm gonna start thinking i'm actually traumatized