i hope one day my upstairs neighbours invite me to play throw furniture at eachother

I DON'T CARE if liking skyrim makes me loser I WILL KEEP PLAYING IT AND HAVING FUN !!!

i love when the mental health clinic people call and are like: 'hiii, soo do you have a history of suicidal thoughts? oh you do? oh okayyy, and how recentlyy? ohhh okayy. i'll send some referalls and they'll reach out sooon. okayy, have a good dayyy'

had a dream i was like balding balding thank you estrogen for saving me from such a fate

people in surrey seriously got a fucking staring problem

my body is a machine that turns uneaten chocolate bars into eaten chocolate bars

should i buzz him in?

you guys notice the tickle monster doesn't come out to play anymore

Had a dream last night that there was a new piece of technology called the "Simpsons Phone" and you could use it to call and text characters from the Simpsons and nobody else. This is what it looked like

tag! no tagbacks. haha. hey!! you cant tag me back! i said so! no i was touching base! you're puppyguarding. dont tag me! im not it! im not it! fine, i quit!

i'm breaking new ground by being a girl with spd (small penis disorder)

my bed is so unbearably comfortable it's limiting my ability to get up at a reasonable time

my friends and i are devising how we can become the most toxic group in metro vancouver

you guys ever also waste your entire morning trying and failing to get off ?

i can't believe this woman is real,, wait what the heck that woman is me !!!!

man i fucking love bananas, i'm a banana freak. stay out of my fucking way

women on this app are always asking what if, what if instead they kissed me smile :)

going to the club, i'll be really disappointed if none of my adoring fans are there

the ambivalent pervert: 'yeah, i could'

why do visibly queer people get scared of me in public i just wanna compliment you

ughhhh i'm a foid

i've been informed that liking the elder scrolls as a woman is hot in a losergirl type fashion

woaghh,, i'm so smooth and squishy

burnaby is big and greedy for having two skytrain lines in it

girl who is at 1 hp because she really needs a burger

the trees need to stop fucking cumming all over my chest and tummy and ass and cock PLEASE

here i thought i was superior and powerful but i've developed seasonal allergies like the rest of you weaklings

ladies ladies don't argue, we can all agree i'm chopped and clocky

wonderful dysphoria has me looking in the mirror and seeing a gross misshapen man

*as i'm bring crushed by a big rock* it is what it is

if you spill your beer at a house party everyone gets to rip your limbs off

ermmm i freaking guess

funny post? haha thanks, it just shot out of me like the numerous eggs i lay as well on the side would you like to buy some eggs

restoring this beautiful cast iron wok will fix all of my problems, it'll fix all my problems right?

i got so many bad bitches like 'micheal' and 'steve' calling me about my phone plan

post orchiectomy has me rubbing my big fat belly and thinking about my next meal

when she has a deep voice that makes u instantly melt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

wanting to jerk off but feeling guilty because i'm not monitizing it

cloning a girl and making her watch as i fuck her clone senselessly

i know you wanna freak it crazy style but can i just kiss you a lot and dryhump you

after years of hard work and dedication i've finally been promoted from employed and upstanding member of society to neet chud loser

Why am I craving a cigarette. I've never smoked in my life

got doordash

stop falling for the friendslop bro, they just want you to feel happy and safe and live a long and fulfilling life

had a dream i was in toronto and the CN tower fell over and news headlines were acting like it was canadian 9/11 but nobody in toronto cared we were just like "yeah i guess it's horizontal now"

do you think the millenium line ever looks at the expo line and feels cock shame