wanna get a tramp stamp that says 'no hardhat, no steel toes, no vest, no orientation, NO WORK'

girl had a couple beverages at the function it may have gone to her pussy

i'm literally mohg, lord of blood

craziest thing about my ex was she got upset when i said i wanted to get hotter, 'somebody is gonna take you from me', personally i'd be pretty happy to have an absolute smokeshow as a girlfriend but that's just me

yeah guys even though it's incredibly humid and wet in the biome we live in let's crank the fuck out of heat on skytrains when it rains yeah sure rain means cold right isn't that what happens

Sometimes its like damn i wish i was drunk as fuck eating a cheeseburger

ermm at the penis store, anyone want anything?

*flirting* i actually didn't immediately clock you

man i'm such a cutie patootie, i'm such a cutie patatto man, i'm a cuti- ow ow why are you hitting me ow please stop

i love videos of animals seeing other animals that they've never seen before and are just like 'what the fuck is this thing dude'

could you scroll me up and down your phone for a bit please ? weeeee !!!

okay mayybee a few more photos for today

i hate how so many of my interests are so male dominated and so the only joke they have is rape

i'm becoming the hot girl i wanted to be when i was younger

tfw you forget the manic depression is manic

man oh man what a beautiful time to be a transsexual woman

i'm unreasonably mentally ill for someone with a relatively good and spoiled childhood

friend yearning where i wish to see you again but not to make love but instead to play toys together

i love having envy issues and ocd it totally doesn't make me feel like the most disgusting person on the planet at all

since i started my transition i've wanted nothing more than to be one of the cool trannies

was at the thrift store and saw little men walking in an out through a hole in the wall, apparently they their own tiny thrift store in there. crazy stuff

looking at old photos and it's crazy how skinny i was when i was with my toxic ex

my rapidly growing ego cannot handle my house being empty I NEED WOMEN OOGLING ME NOW !!!

why do people freak out when you suggest a character might be transfem

man i fucking hate skateboarding i can't wait to go to the park again

I HATE RESTORING CAST STEEL KITCHENWARE

i feel crazy how i'll go from thinking i'm ugly and then a few weeks later i think i'm the hottest woman ever made

i do kinda got all that

hot new lesbian party and dyke nite in a row is so so wonderful

i gotta double up on working out solely to have sex better

i got maternal feelings towards caine digital circus

getting high and playing mw2 and kissing a girl

stayed hard enough to fuck someone and touch myself #thankyouboofing #thankyouweed

the revolution will bring a new take on fast casual dining

my current goal is to be more visibly lesbian because apparently women think i look straight

to the beautiful lanky trans woman i saw today, do you have opinions on rhythm games and or digital circuses ?

damn my drafts self-depricating as fuck !! girl you're hot and everyone loves you

oh

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as fun as that was i really shouldn't have started my day by putting stuff in my asshole

i think kissing and missionary is good actually

hey guys check out this really cool voice memo

why do i always get insomnia when i'm on the last day of being sick

they should make a snorkel for eating pussy

i'm a sweaty girl a sweaty sticky girl

they should make a feeder fetish but for getting healthy

i've finally put together why i've felt like i'm bad at sex

wehhh,, i'm so weak and ill,,, WHO WANT ME?