Dancing to some German bullshit at rush #lifeis beautiful

Would you rather trade

“Showing you my drafts is like third base for me”

My Vancouver situationship swam to me 😍😍😍

Doing my own research night yyj

When it comes to Kermit he is the frog, When it comes to these bitches they are on prog

They should invent a tonight that isn’t going to be movie 🤩

Forming a band with 3 chopped women and a hot guy because #representationmatters

This Twink is saying trade anyone who’s 6 inches and 6 feet #FUCKYOUBITCH #iamnottrade

Drunk as fuck at #apenightyyj

Instead of negging, men should flirt with positivity. Dating would feel so much safer if men tried to get me “pozzed”.

It’s coming any day now 🙂‍↕️

turning into a straight girl for pride #contrarian

Tilapia trade

They’re cancelling me for not twusting six ways til Sunday

It’s always pride month but never bride month with you people 🤔 #getmarried

madonna on grindr

Climate change is a conspiracy to make me dress like a WHORE

Meeting up with transbian trade #happypride

Getting ffs so men buy me more drinks #invest

“Show me ur tits btw”

“I add a they to my pronouns whenever I meet a cute gay guy”

“Go to Seattle they have rich tech bro trade”

Need a bad bitch who twusts and bewieves

Happy pride to those who do that sort of thing #legalizeit

Everyone wants to see ur tits but no one wants to see ur virtue 🤔 #staychastevictoria #jealousofmychasistyyeahthatshitisfuckingchaste

“Going home with an annoying ass bitch fucking annoying”

Double fisting beautiful women

He’s warshed

A repost from a beautiful woman is worth all the likes in the world 😎 #feminism

I’ve been reduced to reading a pdf on my phone

Wanted to reread my favourite book then realized my ex took it #killme

Getting withdrawals from a bad bitch

While I was browsing philosophical texts, you were out associating with loose women!

You don’t drink wine? What do you do with it then????

Dyke night trade

Quitting cigs would be so easy if everyone hot didn’t smoke #beautifulandstraightedge

“It’s like a pile like you know at the poodle sometimes-”

Critternet is my foe

Said warshed in the wrong friend group it’s over #causeimwarshed

When’s it my turn to haunt the narrative?

Crow on my roof keeps throwing shit past my window #takeachillpill

Need to be someone’s dead wife flashback IMMEDIATELY

This movie is a M O V I E

“Yassss bitch it’s shining ☀️”

I have no beans but i must grind #addictedtothatgrind

Jealous of my beans? Yeah that shit is fucking ground