I’ve been reduced to reading a pdf on my phone

Wanted to reread my favourite book then realized my ex took it #killme

Getting withdrawals from a bad bitch

While I was browsing philosophical texts, you were out associating with loose women!

You don’t drink wine? What do you do with it then????

Dyke night trade

Quitting cigs would be so easy if everyone hot didn’t smoke #beautifulandstraightedge

“It’s like a pile like you know at the poodle sometimes-”

Critternet is my foe

Said warshed in the wrong friend group it’s over #causeimwarshed

When’s it my turn to haunt the narrative?

Crow on my roof keeps throwing shit past my window #takeachillpill

Need to be someone’s dead wife flashback IMMEDIATELY

This movie is a M O V I E

“Yassss bitch it’s shining ☀️”

I have no beans but i must grind #addictedtothatgrind

Jealous of my beans? Yeah that shit is fucking ground

Missed skincare for 2 days so basically I’m a #huskofmyself

Beautiful German women please save me (by teaching me German)

Started saying bruh #millenialmind

Swag mode=activated

They should make Tom of Finland but for girls

Getting spitroasted dialectically

My tits are cancelable

I want to post hole as an elected official

Many of you were born in warshington cause ur warshed

Yearning to be in a straight relationship with another woman #doesthismakesense

for some reason I’m ashamed I’ve never seen borat

Changing my name to sandy loam

I have no bits and I must scream #mewhenmybitflops

Valley girl who uses Bluesky.SoCal

I’ll do anything to inherit Jordan b Petersons suits #theyweremeantforme

Beautiful women IN #Victoria please save me #reformed

They should invent alcohol with rogue like elements

No one flirts anymore they just call you warshed

I either need a job or to be killed immediately

The ocean is so beautiful lowkey i should live here.,.,.

Warship Me #readlikewarshed

Be like April #likemyposts

Dropped my phone in a pile of broken glass 😭😭😭

In his penthouse :)

Why do people think I’m American??? 🇺🇸

If you bring a hair brush near me I will attack #curlyhair

i get so gay off that testosterone

Friend sent me this what are the 5???????

Checking my drafts the night after I drink is always so frightening