Why is everyone talking about me today!! 😁

Big bober lady

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

Big goofer lady

One of my contextual observations about Vancouver’s hosting of the #WorldCup, and the huge success of the Granville Street transformation during the games, is that Water Street and the Gastown business community missed out massively on the World Cup opportunity by fighting a similar transformation.

Compewtuh,, show me,,, edible glitter near me…

"what's your favorite colour?" "You ever looked into my wife's eyes?"

me and my goat by mgmt

“The phenomenon is known as induced demand. The result is an endless cycle in which congestion leads to highway expansion, which invites more trips, which brings back traffic…The pattern is so inevitable that economists have dubbed it the iron law of congestion.” #InducedTraffic

I’m one soggy dog 😔💦🐾

I wish that cyclist and pedestrian signals at intersections would be prioritized when it’s raining

i'm on the couch that eats you out

Strong women hypnotizing weak and helpless boys...

it’s bro brunch so it’s brahnch

tboy acapella group

hrt that gives you angel wings and a tail and puppy ears and deer antlers and

There's only two genders - listening to hyperpop and listening to the signalis soundtrack and BAYBE!!!!! I'm transgender.

Everyone talking about banning me when they should be talking about banh mi 🥖

Plants be like "I can be both a fibre and an edible seed" and then do neither well, like fuck offffff

"...is that a dildo shaped like a radish?" "yeah." "...why?" "for daikon girls down-" *gets shot*

I’m like if there was a goat who was also a boy who was also a dyke who was also a dog

Worth remembering that Bloomberg rode the subway every day to work. It's completely reasonable to expect Mamdani to ride public transit daily, and we *should* demand that of him! Just because DeBlasio and Adams abandoned transit riders doesn't mean it has to be this way

They call it chainmail because you have to chain the males. It's dangerous for them to roam free

god forbid a boy be interested in his own jiggle physics