WARHOUND Christmas special: Handler blissed out on eggnog watching fondly as each of the pilots unwraps a present that's a gunpla of their own mech from under the tree

bandai doesn't want you to know this but the whole "if you run, you gain one" mantra is just off the leash for Suletta Mercury

i Betrayed All My Former Friends And Allies And All i Got Was This Stupid Muzzle

reworked and exchanged the literal armored core mech for my own design of theaboros.

always the worst running into an ex at a party—I was going back and forth about whether to post this now or polish it into an actual drawing for SHOWHOUND Pt 2 but those aren’t mutually exclusive, sooo here’s a Kione and (sort of) Amynta doodle

Handler Monax your everything

they're calling it this year's no 1 christmas gift for friends and family

Call my hounds the northeastern seaboard the way they're getting 7-10 inches tomorrow

SHOWHOUND Ch. 1 [Public] How much of the real Sartha Thrace remains? Sartha herself wonders - but as Handler brings her to the Empire's heart to play power games, there is no time to dwell on the question. The show must go on archiveofourown.org/works/749067...

sex is when. you get beaten by your Better and then. you get to make them cum and…what’s happens after that? i dont remember…

MISS SOPHIE YOUR TITS

I daydream of Sleepy's postwar Handler every single time I try to zip up a jacket 🫠

fffuck its so big,, my holes hurt 😵‍💫

When my pet is in my presence, she will not be addressed directly. When she is obedient, you compliment my training. When she serves you a drink, you thank me for her time. When you enjoy her body, you tell me how luscious my property is.

asked Her how often She gaslights me and She just smiled...?

Oh- Just one more thing, I couldn't help but notice that you had the strangest book on your nightstand...

The primary purpose of wearing shirts is so that you can pull them up to show yourself off to pretty women

what the fuck ever. curls up against you and balls up a bit of your shirt in my fist and clings to it

hi

I mean, as long as she says "I consent" with a vacant expression in her eyes afterwards, it's cool, right? Anyway don't drug test her.

it's official girls, being a Kallie fan will help you score

Mech mechanic that gets a pavlovian response to the pings and pops of the engine of the mech cooling down because she always fucks the pilot over the hood after missions send tweet

:)

Handler Elektra,, hm,,

got a job for you, 621. i need you to take my strap all the way down to the base

Daily reminder to take a few minutes to yourself and contemplate the infinite metaphysical serpent coils gradually tightening around every facet of your being!

slaps you but then pets you so you forget

She upgraded my dog bed!! it's so cozy!! She even left a gap to keep an eye on me while i sleep :)

Got a job for you 621

Sartha is a good girl, she rarely gives me an excuse to punish her. So, I call it a reward instead. She's too fucked in the head to know the difference. 💜

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flower girl. archiveofourown.org/works/74552756 "pre-marital counseling is just a formality."

"parallax." www.patreon.com/posts/parall...

sorry theyre all gonna look like that

the thing about being thoughtlessly obedient is that it's really cool

reposting this because I’m listening to the song that inspired it again.

I deeply adore the extreme polarity of Kione Monax posting. all of you either desperately want to fuck her or desperately want to put her in cartoon torture devices, no in between

this!

oh god. oh god She just told me She relates to Kione ahjdjsndndjd

I control every aspect of my property's existence. I dictate how it speaks, what it thinks, how it looks, what name it uses. It eats when I allow it, and orgasms when I command it. It doesn't fucking breathe without my permission.

Bumper sticker "MY MECH WEARS HEELS SO I DON'T HAVE TO"

I love 'loser' as a term of degradation. It might seem softer than slurs or profanity, but most of those are ultimately specific. 'Loser' captures the ineffable sense of failure and inferiority that clings to those at the very bottom. To be a loser is to be hopeless, and to deserve whatever you get