hey! ^^ to cover some upcoming expenses, I'm opening Khamissions for the first time ever! if you're interested in supporting me and getting some smut out of it, hit me up with a DM here on bsky!

It feels like everything that's bad in my life is bad because of me.

I love leebians

they're bringing up Legion Candidate chapter 4 in the same breath as Mirror Shine and Servant Leadership which in itself might be some of the greatest praise I could imagine for it

Roses Under Glass: Chapter 2 is live now! Twenty years ago, Prall Sabik killed the Empire. Now she's trapped in the world she helped create with the monsters that have sprouted up in its place. Let's meet a few more of those monsters... bit.ly/4tCmN7f

Roses Under Glass Part 2 is *insane*. I simply don't have another word for it. Nerium's prose is beyond outstanding, and sells the magnificent indulgence, cruelty, pathos, and vulgarity of her story like almost nothing else I've ever read. I can't praise it enough. You need to read this.

more than just bark 🐕

also with a femme option (just liked the dog cropping better) ,,, will be stickers/patches for an upcoming con!!

all kinks can be practiced safely, except those which involve intermediaries of the dark lord satan

Quick doodle of Unika & Bridget from Guilty Gear:

Oh, uhm. Dark, very long webserial about superheroes and a world ending. It’s really good but it’s like a million words? parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/06/11/1...

You can just make your heroine a freaky lesbian as well. Even if you're not writing sleazy erohorror. It's good to do this. You can avoid the problem of the freaky lesbian-coded villain accidentally being more compelling than the protagonist by just also making the protagonist a freaky lesbian.

that soju in my fridge speaking to me like the green goblin mask

if i had claws and fangs i would only use them gently for love and affection, tender touch of polished keratin i can be trusted with claws and fangs i promise

need a girl dressed in this to do unspeakable things to it tbh

Over half-way through the month and I still need 160 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 1000 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

Always love seeing the birth of a new series!

thankyou to @bloopybloopz.bsky.social and (as always) mywife @marcyandtheparcy.bsky.social for beta reading!!

new story, my first ongoing mechsploitation series! been working on this one for a while and i have some fun plans for it :3 mecha-combat sports with some sadistic women ^^ archiveofourown.org/works/852828...

more dnd slander on the tl again today and every time it sees stuff like that it just genuinely boggles its mind like. do people play dnd ... only through official modules..????? if you do that then yes the game is kind of ass but the entire point of dnd (and any ttrpg for that matter) is that its a

British people will look at you and say with full seriousness that they're from Fannyville or Fatsexyasstone or whatever and get mad at you when you pronounce it normally instead of trying to avoid the bad words. Like, no, that is Penis Stone, not "Pen-is-ton"

I love my British mutuals because I can just say that their country sucks and they'll just agree with me.

10 bands I've been obsessed with at some point Molchat Doma (Still obsessed, just wish they'd drop more!) Kino Glass Beach Human Tetris Tuzla Kiltro Joy Division Mustard Service Sad Lovers & Giants Oscuridad Eterna

I don't want anyone to send me money assuming I'm in serious financial distress or whatever. If you know someone who needs it more, give it to them.

QRTing this because I am still unemployed. Full disclaimer: I'm not in any serious financial trouble or anything, and I'll be okay for the most part, but even a little bit would mean I have less to worry about for the time being.

I don't think my tits have reached "has a cup size" stage yet but they're conical lol

maggie

[horrifying realization voice] am i gonna imprint on my girlfriend's mom when i meet her

I don't like discourse, but I also like making my position on some things clear. I'm not even going to vaguepost about it: Tara Knight's puppygirl article is horrible and she is not someone anybody should be listening to about anything. This is a woman who is on record lying about getting a letter

Sorry I'm not active at the moment. Life sucks.

Hey, folks. I made a Ko-fi. ko-fi.com/alaiaarcana I realize I haven't written in a while, which is why I was hesitant to make this, but I also don't have a consistent source of income. Any bit helps (I mean it, anything at all), if you're financially able to. Thank you.

GOP primaries, 2026 Candidate 1: "I am ideologically pro-evil, but I do think raping children is bad" Candidate 2: "I have been instructed by the Great One to dash all toddlers against the rocks. Hail Moloch, hail the scarlet deluge" CANDIDATE 1 49.9% CANDIDATE 2 50.1%

Exposure Therapy chapter 5: AFTERCARE is out now on AO3! An abandoned dog is saved from the brink of death. A handler finds out her superior can in fact get even worse. Nightmares lead to nightmares lead to nightmares. archiveofourown.org/works/85175351

Had an amazing time at SoCal Slam 2.0 today. I said what I needed to in the discord, but I cannot thank my coach, my teammates (including the ones I subbed in for), the absolutely wonderful TOs on site, and the two players who calmed me down when I broke down crying after my sets. Go to your local

Your final task for the day is to preen Miss's wings. She awaits you in the highest sanctum of the cathedral, where the sunset ignites stained glass windows with amber and violet. Her back is turned to you, wings half-spread expectantly. Even in the waning light they give off a soft white sheen.

play malmaid on steam now store.steampowered.com/app/3089450/...

You know not what, who, or where you are, but you know that you are less than animal, and you find yourself bound at the hands of animals. - A story about a clueless vampire having a very very bad time. cw: dysphoria - The Favourite - Ch.1 1,681 Words archiveofourown.org/works/84854206

New Story! There's no hard kink, mecha or even any major content warnings. Just a child and their pen growing up together. Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/84970016

TERMITE

If you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it: I lingered there, until the time was right.

Thinks fondly about the time I cleaned multiple guns in a day. I need to do that again. It was a deeply erotic experience.

How can one live up to the promise of the perfect sacrificial victim, one who accepts what you do and loves you for it? What a gift to be allowed to partake. What a burden. - An Instrument of Divine Becoming 1,653 words archiveofourown.org/works/84785421

Hey, folks! To celebrate the opening of the Erohorror Writers' Hub, we're having a erohorror creative jam (that I'm calling a jelly instead because I'm funny) Starting today and ending June 12th, there'll be a month to make basically anything, there's no theme but art about the birth of something

How the Rebels could've won: >Don't strike convoys, focus on production and mining facilities >Demand Sartha get professional psychiatric help >Don't investigate the rad-caves, airstrike them immediately >Zurge rush Knossos to flatten the suburbs > ignore kione

i really want suggestions for yuri manga to get

delta's planning a move! not my story to tell, but he's had an awful time being where he has been. if you have the means, i'd greatly appreciate it if you could throw something his way/share this thing around. he is the best of us, and somehow he can only get better once he's up and out

She was the prototype... the origin point...