I think sometimes I get paranoid and defensive with my girlfriend because I legit cannot imagine why she likes me. My brain assumes there has be something malicious happening because the alternative is inconceivable.

*SNAP* You wake up. You ask her if it worked. She laughs. The next day you see your bully. Heart beats faster. Knees get weak. Did it not work? But you don't feel scared… "Hey wimp, give me your lunch money!" Normally you'd run away but… you mindlessly and naturally obey. "𝘉𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘥"

Remembering how I cried at the end of the Barbie movie, at a mother explaining to her daughter that she would die one day.

🌶️ 니케 바이퍼 🤳✨

Making those annoying spam voicemails horny. Lets go-oohhhhhhh squeak

The World of Kanako (2014, Tetsuya Nakashima)

I'm so fucking excited to share this full video I made with @princebrat.bsky.social ... watch me fuck him in every single hole over and over again 🥵💦

Revisiting old photos and I was so beautiful on this toilet right before I gave a speech at an illustration conference

Benefit of being kidnapped and mind broken into harem servitude is that you don't pay rent. Unless you do pay rent. I can imagine some asshole charges his brainwashed sex slaves rent.

Society beauty standards exist whether we like them or not. Objectively, society at large will always consider me unattractive. I know how I look. Coddling and platitudes won't make me feel better. I have to learn that attractiveness shouldn't define me, my happiness, or my life

RPGs let you live out fantastical scenarios, like making money from gambling.

Some of my worst spirals have been from believing I was so ugly I didn't deserve to live or be happy. Would it be great if I thought I was beautiful? Sure, but what I really needed to internalize and hear most was that it's okay if I'm ugly. I still deserve to be happy and be loved and thrive.

TJPW's Vancouver show is the first ever standalone show in Canada by a Japanese Joshi promotion. Wrestling fans in Vancouver, don't miss history being made! Ticket website:: DAY 1: www.vtix.com/tjpw-vancouv... DAY 2: www.vtix.com/tjpw-vancouv... #tjpw #tjpwCanada

Tall tails from the adult dealers den........ Just another sketch on naughty furry con themes >//w//<

LOOK, ALL YOU'RE GETTING IS A 1 HOUR QUICK SKETCH OK?! Luka: "Jas... You're not having me on with this dress, right? I mean... its drafty. All over." Jas: *cough* "Weaver does amazing work"

the chapelle roan nipple ring dress uh huh

Peak romance is um when two girls endure a horrible ordeal together that leaves them both irreparably damaged in a way that makes it difficult for them to relate to anyone other than each other! *a sad horn sound plays and I'm kicked off the game show for not choosing the "expensive dinner" option*

Embracing my inner reptilian and finally becoming the dragonkin I was meant to be Suit & mask by @roanyer.bsky.social #silicone #mask #siliconemask #siliconesuit #bodysuit #latexgloves #latex #rubber #collar #latexcollar #doll #rubberdoll #siliconedoll

Kissing her heels and toesies after a long foot massage, as an act of ownership.

Oh hey, I did Teri wearing the Thierry Muggler nipple dress a while back!

mid bimbofication

(Flirting) "You're the kinda moron who wants the plot of Oldboy to happen to her."

Dragon Taming

Earlier Keeper told me that sometimes dogs own other dogs and I called it a hierbarky and Fae gave me a look that said "God I wish you were an actual dog so I wouldn't have to hear that"

It should be legal for me to grab you by the throat and pull out your tits out because I think everyone in this coffee shop should see them. Yes, I'm talking about you, specifically.

Found my notes about Mind Maiden leaving Lodestone for a healthier relationship with a lesbian punk rocker named Piss Boy.

I don't 'goon'. I grace you with my attention and passion.

I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened

every activity is an excuse for them to put their hands on each other 🧼🫧💦 #catradora #nsfw #wlw

You don’t remember why you invited your favourite hypnotist to your date… your partner seemed pretty annoyed at first too They’ve come around to it quickly though, haven’t they? Now theyre just giggling and smiling along with whatever I say. They stare at me for long periods, eyes wide, lips parted

Another request - tits and nipples

Good old tittyfucking patreon.com/sarybomb

too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually

Me when people tell me Batman is a billionaire who beats up the poor

Do you read theory (a bunch of stuff an influencer made up after crashing out of grad school)? You gotta read theory (internalize this stranger's neurosis).

@rosalarian.bsky.social I think I need a T shirt of this. From magicalwomen.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/26...

Commission for @fuschia-phoenix.bsky.social

something from last year

I need something that looks like a chunk of bloody meat but which I can put in my mouth and swallow without issue.

Being a transmasc millennial is so stupid because every time I tell someone that I'm a man now theres a part of my brain waiting for them to say this back at me

It's Friday night. Get you a hairy girl.

Local dog feels cute

Some OC sketches! ✍️

Frazzled superhero team secretary becoming a hypnovillain just so she can brainwash the heroes to do their jobs instead of constantly becoming minions of other hypnovillains. She calls herself Inocula and literally nobody gets what shes going for.

This is how they could've saved Metaverse, but they were cowards.

I need to get back to writing Lodestone and Mind Maiden stuff.

honestly cannot wait for the first tell-all VTuber Memoirs to hit bookstores in the 2030s (or, more likely, shared in a google doc)